SNESA - SKILORDS Never Ending Stories Apolyton

[Metaliturtle]

OOC: Rotten, check your PMs before you blow that nuke

[Rotten999]

Beria took the podium to give his first address as leader of the USSR. Dozens of TV cameras bristled toward the podium as the new leader of the Soviet Union gave his address.

"These recent terrorists attacks are an appalling tragedy. The USSR condemns all Islamic nations. I think its clear that a "jihad" is something that could only originate from these backward and evil nations. I say to these nations, beware evil-doers, your days are numbered! You will not continue to attack the peace-loving people of this world!"

Thunderous applause echoed through Red Square.

"In response, NKVD men have carried out a number of assassinations of known terrorists in these nations over the last few days." Cheers and upraised fists filled the square. "These acts of justice will continue. The senseless deaths of innocents will be avenged!"

The cheers now resembled a jet engine warming up. Beria looked on placidly, drinking in the approval, becoming intoxicated.

"I remind the people of the Soviet Union that we are the one true faith, and that we must shepard the weak and helpless from the sinners of our world. In the words of our savior "If you don't have a sword," The people were screaming their approval. Women were weeping and fainting with emotion. "...Sell your coat to buy one! The Soviet Union is selling its coat for that sword, my friends! Our space program and genetics program are being cut. We must now dedicate ourselves to our holy, sacred mission. I know you will not let me down." The citizens were screaming their throats raw. The band struck up the Soviet national anthem. Fireworks exploded over the Kremlin. A new era was beginning.

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Notes: The NKVD has made assassinations in Iraq, Persia, and Egypt. The targets: anti-Soviet Iraqis, pro-Africa Egyptians, and a few random Iranians for the sake of completeness. No formal state of war exists.

I see the USSR as now being the untouchable villian, using its clout from years of responsibility to sway world opinion, and acting in a ruthless fashion behind the scenes. It's certainly too powerful militarily to deal with, and that military is again being built-up. I think we have some interesting stories ahead...

[Rotten999]

Soviet news release: The Iraqi menace. Soviet newswoman Olga Mikhailovich reports.

"The NKVD is pleased to report that they have saved the city of Athens from this Iraqi Jihad. The Iraqi's had smuggled a nuclear warhead into the city, and were caught just in time to save the innocent citizens of this nation."

An image appears of an Iraqi Ziggurat Model truck, with the offending nuclear warhead protruding from the back, marked with Arabic symbols. Three dead Iraqis lie in a pile, while proud NKVD men pose with their submachine guns.

"These brave men have again stopped the Jihad's evil schemes, on the heels of successful execution of Jihad men in Iraq, Iran, and Egypt. The Soviet Union calls on the world to condemn these criminal nations and join us in putting pressure on them to surrender their terrorist elements. This is Olga Mikhailovich, reporting."

[trickey]

ooc: sorry, i guess i shouldn tof made that up metaliturtle. i didnt mean that the country with the corrupt leader knew he was part of the JIhad. in other words, no one knew he was a baddie. ill shut up with the big events for a while now. SORRY

[Metaliturtle]

RPB gives total military control to MACK the POLLACK, he regretfully accepts.

As there is Russian troop buildup, so must there be in RPB to keep in the #1 spot. RPB now commands the largest Army, Navy, Nuclear arsenal, and inteligence service. Our Air force is second only to that of the USSR.

Habeus Corpus has been passed by the RPB congress, all Iraqi personnel have been arrested and deported to Iraq. The two rocket teams leave Iraq with the plans, as they believe the iraqis should be allowed to clean up the planet shared by all. RPB launches another rocket into the sun.

"Is it warmer now?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, spring started in February, isn't that unusual for England?"

"Hah I guess you're right Reginald"

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OOC: Nice writing Rotten

[*Clart*]

Hey guys, i just came over from Civfanatics, can i join? I have played alot of nes over there, i would like to try one here. If i can play, i would like to be germany seeing as they have no ruler.


Thanks!!!

[Metaliturtle]

Germany is in my territory

[Metaliturtle]

Free france, Japan, persia, or Greece when it achieves independence

[*Clart*]

Oh sorry, it just says that they have no ruler on the irst page. so who is really left?

[Metaliturtle]

look above

[Metaliturtle]

Read thru the posts clart, it's the only way for you to be updated

[*Clart*]

OK. I have been reading them for a bit now. I think i will be Japan.

[Samuel Johnson]

INTERNATIONAL HERALD TRIBUNE HEADLINES

"PHOTO" NOT A HOAX But no proof that Iraq or terrorists illegally operating out of Iraq were involved. "Give me their bodies!" entreaties President Rafsannjanni.

FULL ALERT Nations in Europe went to full alert. War is in the air.

WHEREABOUTS OF TOP LEADERS UNKNOWN

CRIME GANG KILLS SOVIETS
Leaves bodies on Chechnya Border
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"Uday?"

"Ye-e-e-e-es?"

Uday had developed a sense of humor since the accident.

"Uday?"

"Wow, Fareeka, our first national security briefing. Hold on."

A pause. The sound of paper rustling.

"The wolfpacks have been let go. The children are secure. The cockroaches have been scattering AND… we cleaned up the house today. I'm moving the new mech inf upgrades up north. Guess who we bought them from? Iran smuggled them in from Nukus - the Soviets made 'em and now we got 'em!"

"SAG1 and SAG2 are on full alert in the north and SAG3 is sortied."

"Our friends the Egyptians have transferred 5 bomber-fighter wings in and they are protecting the key cities and the borders. It's not enough. Our factories in Bagdhad have stepped up fighter and bomber production. Persia has also sortied their wolf packs and have built a large strike forces that are now moving towards the borders."

He paused.

"Your, um, transport is ready and so is the Hawaii Fast Reaction Force."

"And the threat, Uday?"

"It's…. significant."

"Go on."

"The warmonger to our northwest talks a good game but there is no way his forces are bigger than the USSR and they are spread out all over the world. This would be a perfect time for the US to attack, nicht vahr?"

"But back to the imperialists to the NorthEast. They won't use nukes except in retaliation. At least we think. Their population, especially in the far flung lands of their empire are quite antsy about being conquested. Their Muslim citizens are scared that the government will incite attacks towards them. Brutality is in their blood - we should have civilized the pissants back when we had a chance."

"The USSR looks to be making a play for some more land, probably a near monopoly on the oil so they can accelerate their plans. They will threaten but not use nukes."

"Their little propaganda queue will fall apart once the media starts demanding more information. The world knows that we are not so stupid as to put markings on the bomb and parade it through Athens. Your political people should take advantage of this fact. The whole thing is phonier than a 3-ruble bill.

"By the way, my little brother has gotten ahold of some satellite photos that were taken of the Athens and we have spotted a truck with the same shape coming in from one of the Soviet's provinces. You should talk to him. Bury the hatchet."

"So… what are the Soviet's weaknesses?

"Very few. The borders are more porous than they think - their people more corrupt. We have a wolfpack in the Black Sea, did you know that?"

"No."

"So, what do you think I should do?"

"Fareeka, it's your decision, politically but here's what I would do....

Several minutes later.

"But you may have a more brilliant idea."


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"Vlad, you gotta hear this."

Vlad Chokonov picked up his phone. "Yes, who is it?"

"Gretzky from Groznyy"

"Gretzky from Groznyy. You don't say."

"Yeah, Sir. We had a bunch of packages left on the border."

"Yes, and… they are packages addressed to the families of some of our friends."

"How many?

"20 of the men who were active and about 15 sleepers… and 1 businessman."

"Ahhh… the message. How did they get to the border without us knowing?"

"Um, the boxes, Sir?"

"Yes."

"Unknown, Sir. What about the boxes?"

"Of course, bring them home for their families to mourn and grow more resolute for Mother Russia."

"Sir, it's not that. It's a bunch of small boxes, Sir. Body parts stuffed into each one. And they're not just mailed to one place. They're mailed to mothers, brothers, friends, sisters, girlfriends, wives… Lots and lots… of boxes."

[Samuel Johnson]

Actually, I think it would be kinda cool if Germany revolted. :-) Add a little drama, you know (OOC)

[*Clart*]

I will be germany if its okay, but i dont want to come in and screw things up right off the bat