SNESA - SKILORDS Never Ending Stories Apolyton

[Metaliturtle]

RPB intelligence has cornered the last nuke and terrorist in the US, RPB requests he be put to trial in international court.

[Metaliturtle]

Canada can too can't they?

[Rotten999]

The NKVD is operating in the US until the terrorists have been dealt with. In accordance with the UN vote, we are aided by other major intelligence agencies.

[Rotten999]

Yes, forgot them. I didn't expect the second vote to be so close! Egypt also may vote. Japan, Free France, and Iran are abstaining, as always.

[civman2000]

OK yes he can be in international court

[Samuel Johnson]

PM TO USSR: Noting that the RPB has only offered to handle the Athens waste in thier rocket, we would like to take you up on offer to share information needed to construct our own rockets for the Syrian desert waste.

With great respect, Rafsannjanni

P.S. Our Dr Alan Turing of Kish has invented some new cryptographic algorithms. We propose that we share this with you so our future communications are not compromised.

[Metaliturtle]

Agreed Iraq, we will have teams assembling rockets a safe distance away from the acutal waste site within the year, expect 3 years from now launches.

[Metaliturtle]

P.S. we look forward to learning these "algorithms"

the people of RPB

[civman2000]

we would like to know them too!

[Samuel Johnson]

Press Release from President Rafsannjanni's Office

In the interest of good worldwide relations, President Rafsannjanni announced today that Dr. Turing will publish his results in the new Babylonian Journal of Cryptography. We invite articles from other researchers world wide. We note that the algorithms are key-based and can ensure secure communications given that you have a computer to translate. Subscriptions are only $300/year. We hope to see it in every library worldwide.

President Rafsannjanni has also announced major reforms in Iraqi owned radio and newspapers. The newspapers, International Herald Tribune and Iraqi Today, will now be privately owned - newspapers willl still be offered for sale all over the world (where permitted).

Radio Free Europe will be sold to Greek entrepreneurs and will now be called Radio Athens. Until the Greeks take ownership, it will play only beautiful music (no more rock and roll) and mainly offer news on the hour.

Radio Free Iraq will now be called Babylonian Public Broadcasting and will provide news and analysis of the day. Mr. Walter Winchell has been hired to be an advisor and will be nominated as our culture advisor. It can be heard on short wave radio worldwide.

We think these changes will eliminate criticisms that these radio stations and newspapers were propaganda fronts.

[trickey]

China has broke the tie

Greek independance

Un contrlos the uranium but the situation should be voted on again as t is too close.

[Samuel Johnson]

Unclassified message to Egypt and Canada. cc to other leaders.

We urge Egypt and Canada to vote for plebesites in Greece.

RAFSANNJANNI

[trickey]

"Ling Yeo reporting from the CNISF (Chinese National Inststue of Space Filght) and we are momenst away from lift off of China's second spaceship to the moon will soon be launched. The Chinese president is present and we hope to get a few words with him later. Also high official representatives are here from the RSPF (Russian Space Federation) who have aided China in thier space missions. We are excidtedly awaiting the countdown.

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The tv cameras notice planes coming over the horizon. They are sure that the planes are just safety patrolling the air to stop any terrorists that may be atempting to sabotage the space mission.

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The planes keep coming forward. Some reporters scream and take off while others stay and finish taping with no idea of what is about to happen.

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The spaceship takes off with out a problem. It rises about 5000 feet when the unthinkable happens; the planes open fire on the ship. Two tamahawk missles are deployed and two other planes crash directly into the ship killing evryone.

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"Yes sir we will give all the citzens we can theses helium balloons that cure this terrible plague."

They were two of RPB's most intelligent and "valuable" scientits. They were the ones who figured out that the helium would stop the diesease from continueing and wanted to save a few lives themselves. They boarded a military plane. No regular civilian planes were aloud in or out of that infested country India. Little did they no that the Jiberyka Jihad had already siezed control of this plane and the "guards" were all members of the Jihad. As soon as the plane had taken off the scientists were immediatly killed an they were stripped of close and identification. They didn't evn pretend to go to India. They went straight to China without haveing to stop for any inspection as the Rpb was well trusted by Ming Chung and his governement. They siezed four fighter planes at the airbase where they landed easily as the Chinese guards never suspected a thing. You know the reast of the story.
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A statement from the new Interm president, P.K. Leo

To all members of the civilized world, this attck was a declaration of war on peace. This attack was a declation of war on everything the world went through to ensure our children would have no fear when they walk down the street. This is a declaration of war on every nation in the world. I ask all countries to establish a military force to remove this threat from our great world. Also, our intelligence has reicieved a letter from this Jiberyka Jihad that states there leader is the deputy commander of one of the countries in the WARSAW PACT. We requets all national leaders be taken to a safe and secure place before it is too late because the letter states that another attack will take place over the next two years. Also we know who is in commande of this Jihad; Ima Communist and he is also blieved to have alot of support from Saddam Hussein.



ooc: i didnt really want to say a specific country had a vice president form the Jihad because it would be fairly unfair to that country. But it would be awesome if someone's president get killed and this guy takes control. Also, this could proviede a story line to break up warsaw.

[Metaliturtle]

It is a sad day for RPB, two of our most beloved scientists have been thoughtlessly killed by the Jiberyka Jihad. I've done some research, there are no warsaw countries whose leaders would be in a Jihad, it is a muslim holy war, but because these terrorists had information which told them where the shuttle launch was in China, and all information about this Jihad has come directly from China, RPB has reason to believe that this Jihad is China's Problem, if this leader is second in command of a Warsaw nation, it would most likely be China, in which case with the new interim president, he may have already taken control. RPB wishes that China be restricted Warsaw status untill the situation can be reasessed.
RPB alleviates all speculation that it is RPB, as there is no figurehead in RPB, Mack has relenquished all power to the congress of the RPB, in the hopes of a peaceful world.
As these attacks increase however, RPB is already forced to add to the largest Army and Navy in the world, and upgrade it's airforce from Medium to Large.
The people of RPB are no longer trusting non-Bonschnooglians, and are even more anxious to enforce the Bonschnooglian doctrine.

Randall Reginald, Foreign Minister of RPB.

OOC: break it up enough for you trickey? You do control 1/4 of the world's population, and are in warsaw, join the Iraqis, and then we have 2 superpowers vieing for dominance again. Now you have what you asked for, no more suicide bombers killing valuable personnel in peacetime then OK?

[Rotten999]

The UN was locked in debate over Greek nationalism, when the Secretary General collapsed. The council was immediately shut down, as worried delegates watched Ivan Aronovich being stretchered out. As if that wasn't enough, moments later a page rushed into the chamber, bringing word of new terrorist attacks.

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"It seems to be stress related." The Soviet doctor showed Aronovich the X-Rays. "You suffered a mild heart attack."

Ivan didn't know how to take the news. "What do you suggest?"

"If you continue to lead our great nation, and serve as the world's policy maker, you have six months to live, tops. Your heart needs rest. I suggest an immediate vacation, and for you to put yourself under a strict diet and drug program."

Aronovich sighed. He knew he was no longer a young man, but the news was still hard to take. "Very well."

With much pomp and circumstance Lavrenty Beria was declared the acting Soviet Premier in Red Square. Ivan Aronovich stayed only long enough to wish the NKVD man well, before returning to Estonia to regain his health.

That evening, Beria made a call. "I told you to just be patient, and I was right. Phase two of the plan can now begin."

A truck carrying a Soviet nuclear warhead made steady progress through the warm Greek evening, heading towards a long awaited appointment...

OOC: We'll see how the long-awaited Soviet villian run goes. I really do better playing nice guys, though.