SNESA - SKILORDS Never Ending Stories Apolyton

[Metaliturtle]

We veto any vote, thats what all vetos are, they stop the vote, allowing the territory in question to remain the same until another vote is deemed appropriate, in this case the vote would have been for an Indian south pole, or an international south pole, I vetoed it, because india is concerned in the vote, but won't have membership status til at least next session of the un, it is a very generous thing one country can do for another in the UN

[Rotten999]

South Pole voting would have been: Keep it international territory yes/no. BEER explained the reason for the veto above. It's a closed issue for this session, so there's no need to worry about it until next year.

[Samuel Johnson]

Iraq notes that BEER has misinterpreted the resolution on Greece. We also do not understand what the country of BEER means when they say Greece should be returned. To whom should Greece be returned? The Secretary General has stated that the resolution on Greece is as follows (and Iraq supports it):

The USSR proposes a solution to this issue. UN supervised plebicites will be held in the Greek territiory, and the Greek citizens can vote to stay occupied, or become independent.

If the Greek citizens vote for independence, we agree with the President of BEER that the uranium fields should be protected but we insist that they be protected by a U.N. force, not BEER forces.

We look forward to a reasonable timetable for these elections.

We apologize for any mistakes the so-called "underground radio" has made. We note that all reports were based on eyewitnesses and statements from the Greek insurgents. We asked BEER for comment but none was forthcoming until now. We will ensure that the BEER statement on this situation is reported immediately.

We are grateful to hear that BEER is no longer a militaristic country and hope that their current benevolence will extend to the peoples they now rule to the west and in other continents.

Signed,
Juda Hussein

[Rotten999]

Soviet scientists announce that in response to the Indian crisis they are stepping up their genetic research, which could lead to the cure of many diseases.

The USSR supports the Iraqi plan for India.

[civman2000]

ok, so no one (including UN) has any claim to it?

[trickey]

Indian Membership: yes

australia independance: yes

Indian crisis: Chinese scientists are atemptong to find th e cause

antartica: international

greece: independant

[Rotten999]

Yes, it is currently unclaimed, international territory.

[civman2000]

The US supports the Iraqi and Russian proposal about greece, but only with Iraq that UN forces not BEER forces are used.

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CIA Chief Robert Huchinson reviewed what had happened again. 12 nukes had been stolen. One was used and then the thieves were caught. The nukes had been dismantled immediately. But as he watched the video of the excavation below the thieves' home, he noticed something new.

There were only 10 nukes buried. One was still missing. Oh god, he thought. FIrst the fiasco about them only getting 30 years, now this oversight? Debs'll fire me, and I doubt he'll win the election in spring (elections are now held yearly under the new constitution).

[Metaliturtle]

UN control of the Uranium fields is agreeable to BEER.

BEER Congress passes a name change, now BEER shall be known as Represented Peoples from BEER, or the RPB. The congress felt that we were no longer causing revolutions, therefore NOT revolutionarry. Bonschnooglia will still be referred to as Bonschnooglia.

RPB people feel that their culture is the most diverse and therefore best in the world.

Mack is back from his honeymoon, he was quoted as saying, "I sexed her up big time, I was a Smoove B fuh shizzah."

[Samuel Johnson]

PM To Ivan, Iraq hopes that your current interest in genetics does not delay your space project. Signed, Juda.

[Metaliturtle]

RPB cannot support US membership into Warsaw until we see that last nuke dismantled.

[Samuel Johnson]

IS RPB now a Democracy?

[Metaliturtle]

RPB scientists in india find the cure, people must inhale helium and talk with a funny voice for a full minute, this HAS worked, but some children and elderly cannot talk that long withought fainting. The virus adheres to the light gas, and the talking brings it out, at least this gives india some productive society, however people who have had the disease for too long may not be strong enough for this cure.

[Rotten999]

Current voting results in UN, New Votes.

We are agreed that the Indian situation requires international efforts and closed borders until a cure can be found. 5-0.

Indian membership passes by acclaimation. 5-0.

Australian independence passes 5-0. The new nation will be a protectorate of several UN members.

Response to terrorism passes 4-0. We agree to cooperation between our respective intelligence agencies on this problem.

Greece is still sticky, so USSR calls for a second vote. Vote options:

-Greek Independence
-Plebicites for Greek citizenry, they may vote to join the occupying nation or become independent. USSR votes for this option.
-Continued Occupation, no plebicites.


New issue: Should BRP retain Greek Uranium, regardless of above vote, until a responsible government controls Greece?
USSR votes yes.

[civman2000]

We are looking for the nuke, it's not as if it's our fault! It's the fault of a tiny minority of militant nationalists who are being hunted down!