SNESA - SKILORDS Never Ending Stories Apolyton

[Rotten999]

The USSR looks forward to Woodstock in Athens!

The UN meets again next year, and Greece is sure to be at the top of the agenda. For the time being, BEER and the USSR are acting as peace keepers in a region that has seen far too much trouble. Eastern Greece is traditionally Russian, so we don't see how our presense could be considered opportunistic or unappropriate.

The land deal seems untenable, BEER. The UN has approved the African holdings, but we're still getting some heat for our presence there. We are certainly willing to trade some of our Swedish "resources" (pie, for one).

NKVD men are now operating in the USA, for the purpose of finding the nuclear terrorists and bringing them to justice. We make no secret of this, and will involve ourselves in the USA until and unless a stable American government is installed.

If we can achieve an entire year of relative peace, most of the minor disagreements should solve themselves. I see our primary responsibility as acheiving a lasting peace.

[Samuel Johnson]

Modish Freemason, the leader and founder of the Freemason Sect looked upon the island of Oahu with awe. All the other members of his sect, 4000 in all, were lined up on the President's transport. Here the dream would be realized. Here in the 5th decade of the 20th century, the new world would be borne.

The strange scientist Turing of the U.K. stood at his Modish's left shoulder looking on. Turing, a leading computer and nuclear scientist who also dabbled in Babylonian sorcery, never regretted a day of his life since he had met Modish Freemason. Most significantly, he carried with him most of the knowledge of modern Iraq. Here, Turing thought, Camel had given them a chance to try new ways of life - he called it post-modern.

All through out the long trip, Dr. Turing appraised the stars and consulted the charts over Hawaii. He seemed to be particularily interested in the star charts for the other countries and had printed out all the star maps over the major cities. For long times, Modish hadn't even seen Turing as he spent most of his time in the massive computer lab built in the sixth deck.

"Modish. The center should be somewhere straight ahead. Right there," he said adjusting his telescope and focusing. He handed the telescope to Modish.

The Freemason leader gulped and tried to cover his suprise. The strange scientist, Dr. Alan Turing, had been pointing at the large diamond-headed stone that dominated the island. He noted with pride that the pre-seeded coffee plantations on Oahu were already fully grown.

"PREPARE TO BEACH!"

2000 workers and 2000 townsmen start the Republic of Iraq city of Kish. A battalion of Marines (two tanks, three infantry to be upgraded to mech infantry after finishing our work on computers) lands with them. The workers build roads to the coffee plantations to Diamond Rock. Troop ship stays in KISH. The workers begin work on the FREEMASON RENAISSANCE CENTER (a temple).

In Basra, the Hawaiian Fast Reaction Force is waiting to be activated - this is a two transports full of Marines and tanks, three destroyers and one battleship who are part of the Southern Navy. Camel Hussin sends the map of one of the adjacent islands to his ally in Egypt suggesting Kuai as a great place to build a tomb.

Freemason sends back a ton of coffee to Saddam.
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Days later, Camel was enjoying a rich Kona brew and smiling his *** off cause he just had a key lime and coconut pie.

Camel spoke on his phone to the current trade advisor. "Hey, what happend to Levi? Did that nut really go open up a jeans factory??? Give him my best man."

Then..."What? Okay, I'll do it."

Camel, down in Crete for a rest prior to the Woodstock concert - opened up the fridge and pulled out a jar. He went and got a spoon and scooped the goopy brown stuff up. He looked at it strangely for a while and then plopped it in his mouth."

"HMMMYYYRRR THISH IZZZ GOOOODDD" He smacked his lips and then wiped the top of his mouth with his tongue.

"What the good Gilgamesh was that???" he exclaimed over the phone to the Trade Advisor.

"Our people want to call it Camel Essence in honor of you, but I prefer the more marketable name of Peanut Butter."

"Great," Camel said - "put it on the market. Say what was your name again?"

"You remember? Skippy - I'm that naturalized citizen from the USA, mon. Friends with Halie.... remember now?"

"Oh yeah." Camel's memory was not good.

"Well, carry on. Hey, I wonder what this tastes like in a pie?"

[Samuel Johnson]

Personal message to Ivan from Camel Hussein

We believe there has been a misunderstanding. Your ally has threatened us and given us an ultimatum. We would like that rescinded. We do not bemoan your holdings in Greece nor do we bemoan the current status quo in Greece. The Republic of Iraq will continue to hold onto the region of Attica (Athens), Crete and the Aegean Islands until the U.N. decides the Greeks are ready for self-determination. We also lay historic claims on these islands and Athens due to reparations for past imperialism of Greece to the Founding Nations of Iraq. We will continue to patrol the seas around Greece and the coast of Iraq and work in cooperation with the USSR.

Hope to meet the Mrs. Ivan next Friday in Athens.


Haifa builds battleship. Three destroyers patrol the waters. Istanbul continues to build Intelligence Agency. The last supporters of the Madman of Greece are captured in Crete. Body parts are mailed back to their families. We find airline tickets to Egypt in their belongings. Athens begins to make a TV series about Greek culture (it will be monitored by Sir Alec G.).

[Thrusters]

India
The Board of India is now extremely angry with the U.S.A and have daclared war. and are winning though LA and are bombing all supporting troups trying to aid LA. I would also annouce great conquering amounts of U.S.A. very quickly also during this hard and death tols battle for both sides but India has the upper hand Usa being weakened by there losts in south america.

Heres Why
India and U.S.A. talking about a military alliance but after hours The vice president of america needed to us the little boys room so they broke for lunch but he could not even make it to the bath room to he p*iss on a pile of hay which a serimonial cow was to eat (the india cultur werships the cow) and a board member witnessed this but before he could stop it the cow started to eat filled with anger the board member contacted the leader of india told him the story he was furious but he said just forget about this one time but any more insults to our cultur like this you will declar war and assinate the 2 bodyguards and vice president.
Back from lunch while in further discussion then the board member witness the 2 bodyguards chewing with there mouths open and licking there dirty little fingers. See how unmannered the americans where did not bother him but seeing the wrapers of those hambergers saying 100% persent pure cow meat drove him to pull out his Uzi and fill all 3 of them full of lead. Then the message was rushed first class with about all the power of India backing it special agents help destroy there defences and India Rolls in pounding the meat loving U.S.A. to cra*p. Slowly the anger power India is dieing down america is comming back full force India troops are being picked of like fly till one India hero noe at my side YELLS A historical Phrases DO IT FOR THE COWS AND THE COWS ARE COMMING HOME TO GET U (soon to be in full motion pictures)

Sumery
-India takes conctrol of U.S.A. and fixes the terrorist problem by taking the nukes back and killing all terrorist.

-we hope never to war again

To warsaw
this was a curtural battle

-India Forces stats
india army was large now small
india navel was medium noe small
india air force was medium now gone
india population suffers 35%


Free the cows

[Thrusters]

OOC THAT TOOK LONG TO TYPE THX

[Cap'n Crunch]

ooc: but it makes no sense at all dammit. i get the first part: once a warmongerer always a warmongerer. but the second part sounds like a 3 year old typed it.

PS: the rule i stated earlier: I'm the exception

[civman2000]

Um, there were no alliance talks. The proposals ended with the overthrow of the imperialists. Therefore, all of the events above never could have happened

[civman2000]

Plus the American army and forces, if a bit less organized, were much more advanced (modern tanks and mech inf vs inf and tanks)

[civman2000]

all who agree with me that that would never have happened please post!

[Samuel Johnson]

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'...and then Bobby walked out of the shower.'>>

[civman2000]

bye everyone for the night. I look forward to seeing 40 new posts by the next time I get on tomorrow morning . 550 replies in the 1st 8 days, that's gotta be a new record!

[Rotten999]

Another Reality Police arrest made, I see. The USSR and China (also BEER too, I think) are still in the USA supervising the new government.

Let it rest until tomorrow...

Thanks for the "Dallas" reference, I actually used that scene in a story I wrote ages ago!

[Metaliturtle]

REALITY POLICE: Without a modern Military, india couldn't have made it that far, additionally he would have attacked the Russians had he gotten there, and if he had taken the whole US, that would mean that China, Canada, and BEER also were attacked, in which case Warsaw would declare war on India, and I would ask that Thrusters not be allowed to select another country, Thrusters, why don't you invade Japan's Islands, you share one with them, and you wouldn't overly anger them i don't think.

[Metaliturtle]

BEER statement on the shooting. BEER troops are only there to prevent people from entering BEER as the "terrorist Nationals" AKA the Hostile American government we just squashed would be more than willing to Nuke BEER's cities. The orders to the troops were not to fire unless they were on BEER soil after being asked to stop. If this man was shot he was threatening BEER, but if he was shot while in the Iraqi sector, then this event was orchestrated by another country. As far as threats go, the only non-defensive aggressive action taken against an active member of the UN by BEER was when it was still Poland, and needed women, then the action taken was a raid into a small portion of Germany for beer and women, our other military action has been in complete response to attacks made on BEER or BEER's citizens. Other lands of BEER, (spain, portugal, holland, Denmarck) were aquired through cultural means, and no rights were restricted to the peoples of those territories.

As for rumors of "Concentration Camps" These are entirely unfounded. Perhaps Iraq is confused and should check it's history books, as the nation with a history of being put into concentration camps, it has been our effort to see that they are never used again.

As far as threats in the U.N. are concerned, we have only warned nations that certain actions on their part will brood agression, Iraq knows this.

BEER intelligence also realizes that a tyrannical ruler of Iraq has broken out of Prison, and there has been a colony established in the Hawaiian Islands, I suggest Iraq quickly aprehends this man and neutralizes the threat he poses to world peace.

To the USSR, thanks for the pie, it is unfortunate that the Americans, whom pie was originally made famous for, have chosen not to contribute to the international pie exchange

Please think before you speak Iraq.

[Thrusters]

OOC: LOOK ITS ALL WARSAW PACT AND ITS ALLIED WITH EVERYONE SO I CANT REALLY ATTTACK ANYONE...

SO WHATEVER....