SNESA - SKILORDS Never Ending Stories Apolyton

[Rotten999]

"UN come to order!" Aronovich hammered the gavel on the table. He'd got a new one, after losing a shoe at last year's UN council.

Items for vote:

Alaska:
The USSR will allow the current Alaska situation to stand.

African Colonies:
The USSR feels that itself, BEER, and the USA are modernizing the region, and as such are justified in their presence.

Disarmarment:
Vote against military escalation, although the current situation is acceptable

Nuclear Weapons:
As above, the world needs the deterrents to war.

Pie:
We like pie.

India and Egpyt:
Russia votes India and Egypt as general members.

Security Council, Current (largest/strongest/nuclear nations):
USSR
BEER
USA
Canada
China
Iraq

All of the above votes are before the general council, except Disarmarment and Nuclear Weapons which are security issues.

[SKILORD]

General Issues
Alaska: yes
Africa: Abstain
Pie: Yes
Members: yes

Security council issues:
Disarm: Yes
Nukes: Keep

[civman2000]

General Issues
Alaska: no no no no no
Africa: we keep colonies
Pie: no i hate pie
Members: no

Security council issues:
Disarm: i veto this
Nukes: keep

[civman2000]

skilord i object to the anshluss as a result of pure intimidation and an attempt to justify an attempt to get it all for yourself. And yes I will give you iceland for montana but ONLY if I can have at least a small part of alaska

[civman2000]

oh yeah I have 5 votes for no on the alaska issue

[civman2000]

PM from skilord:

SKILORD wrote on 16-05-2002 09:07:
what do you think about trading montana for Iceland and the islands to it's South east?

my reply:
Why didnt you mention the other islands in your post in the actual thread? If they're included it's NO WAY unless I can have at least 50% of alaska.

[Metaliturtle]

Alaska: leave it canadian, military action to keep it Canadian is condoned by BEER ((you can't veto this now Civman))
Africa: Keep the colonies
Pie: Yes
Members: yes
Disarm: stands as is due to USA's veto
Nukes: necessary Evil

[civman2000]

conquest of blueb heaven is complete. Map includes territory given to BEER.

map (zipped):

[civman2000]

disarm is dead, everyone supports keeping nukes so it's vetoed. Alaska is still canadian on map until agreement with others who want a share is met or forced out by UN.

[Metaliturtle]

The Bonschnooglian Doctrine

OFFICIAL DOCUMENT FOR ALL LEADERS INVOLVED IN BONSCHNOOGLIA

To stop incidinces like the recent British Invasion, and war in Bonschnooglia from happening again, BEER, with the backing of Canada, issues forth this Bonschnooglian Doctrine.

1. All Nations not capitaled in Bonschnooglia must withdraw their troops from Bonschnooglia, and leave their territory to
A.) a Bonschnooglian Nation, or
B.) Self Determination. No foreign military or government personnel is permitted in those territories at that time.

2. Nations in Bonschnooglia permitted by this doctrine to be there:
BEER
USSR

3. Nations Currently in violation of this doctrine:
Iraq
USA

4. This document extends to the Islands north of Scandinavia, as well as Iceland, and the British Isles.

5. BEER will allow the nations in violation to make a decision within 10 years, noting that no offensive agression is felt towards any nation in violation at this point because of their assistance in overthrowing the tyrants which previously ruled those areas.

6. This document is intended to create a peaceful Bonschnooglia, one which the world may look towards with pride and say, "we made that great nation."

Respectfully submitted by MACK

[Metaliturtle]

OOC: sorry, China is in violation as well

[Rotten999]

Current UN Vote

Alaska: 3-1 in favor of status quo. Waiting for other nations to vote, but it looks like this will pass.

Africa: 3-0 with one abstain. Passes by acclaimation.

Disarm again dies in council.

Nuclear weapons will not be reduced 4-0 vote, passes by acclaimation.

Pie: 3-1. Certainly the main issue of this UN council.

India/Egypt Admittance: 3-1 for. The security council number is fixed at six nations (I wanted five, but someone would have been snubbed.).

Note: I consider Africa and Nukes settled, as their is a clear majority and no dissenting votes.

Votes still open to all UN members: Alaska, Pie, and India/Egypt admittance to general assembly.

It is assumed that all "NPC" nations abstain their votes. The open issues need one more "aye" vote to pass.

[civman2000]

I condemn unprovoked intimidation and aggression in alaska by the canadians, remove the american embassy in canada, force the canadian embassy to e evacuated and destroy it, and cut off absolutely all contact. The border is now being policed the newly elected 67% imperialist congress supports this. 300 modern tanks approach montana. The US navy is now guarding the bering strait and the South Alaskan Sea.

I also refuse to acknowledge the bonschnooglia doctrine and will not withdraw from ireland.

One more thing: REALITY POLICE!
Metaliturtle has mentioned that freedom of speech is allowed in beer. As shown be tienanmen square and gorbachev, a communist dictatorship cannot allow freeedom of speech annd last long. Within two years I think it would be forced to switch to democracy or republic or stop allowing freedom of speech

[Rotten999]

Russia supports national self-determination, when the nation shows capability to govern itself effectively. As a show of good faith, the USSR is returning its Indian conquests to India, as they now have a government that seems to be responsible.

Reality Police opinion: It seems that BEER has abandoned Communism for all practical purposes, but they still might retain the rhetoric of worker's revolution. Maybe it's more of the Democratic Socialist government in much of real life Europe?

[Metaliturtle]

OOC yeah, that's the government I have now rotten, i just couldn't ever think of the name ))

USA's refusal to acknowledge the Bonschnooglian doctrine as well as it's recent threat of an invasion of Canada and Alaska, is a threat to the Warsaw Pact.
BEER forces in England enforce the Bonschnooglian doctrine, and take Ireland.
A naval Blocade is set up on both sides of the Panama Canal to postpone American further American attacks in Alaska, and all defenses around the Panama canal are destroyed by BEER air power. BEER Army Establishes control of Panama, and the South American BEER army moves north, taking Colombia and Ecuador.

BEER acclaims Russia's policy of Self Determination, and it's relenquishing of Indian Territory.

BEER Gives Modern Tanks to Canada, courtesy of the United States!!! ((HA cool twist of fate))