SNESA - SKILORDS Never Ending Stories Apolyton

[Samuel Johnson]

The Republic of Iraq demands in reparations that the United Kingdom teach Iraq technologies of Ecology, Recycling and Nuclear Power. We understand that it was a mistake on thier part and luckily their nuclear bombs had no real target.

We are going to go watch "24" now. TTFN.

[Metaliturtle]

((I'm a PRINCE YAY))

[SKILORD]

The smooth metal object sailed through the vaccume staring inhumanly at the scarred world below. The Atmosphere heated it as it began it's lonely descent to the damaged planet.

"We have new information showing a weakness in the Greek line," John Paul said, sliding the photographs across his mahogany desk.
"Excellent, where are these pictures from?"the Russian Ambassador asked.
"Space, the Blue Bird space probe landed yesterday and these photographs were extracted."
"Excellent. Mother Russia shall launch an offensive as soon as it is feasable."

To China:

I accept your surrender.

To Britain:
Stop warmongering, you are no better than the Axis we are dismantleing!

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTICE:

Thrusters you're bordering on spamming at this point. please calm down.

[SKILORD]

Originally posted by Metaliturtle
BEER requests that Britain leave the Warsaw pact due to recent NUCLEAR ASSAULT.

Canada agrees

[Metaliturtle]

OOC:Skilord, are you Russia or canada? I thought you were canada but you're all about mother russia Wat up with that?)

[Metaliturtle]

i guess that answers that

[Metaliturtle]

Can anybody update the map? It got buried fast

[SKILORD]

New Map:

Here, fully updated.

[civman2000]

wow, i get to be a king, metaliturtle a prince, people really post a lot here . I think that Iraq still has territory in greece, despite the fact that the international community is reprimanding them. Also, will canada give territory back to china? And rotten, if you come back on, the US is still demanding an unconditional withdrawal from zululand and an apology for atrocities committed by your soldiers. A new imperialist party is rising in the US, and may win next year's (Thursday's) legislaive elctions. This is how I think the map should be:

[civman2000]

aaah! I have only just over a quarter of the posts so far! MUST POST MORE

[Rotten999]

"Order! Order!" Ivan Aronovich hammered the sole of his shoe against the UN Secretary General's table.

The volume in the chamber decreased from a roar to a buzz.

"Firstly, passed by acclaimation, United Kingdom will pay reparations for its actions." Aronovich banged his shoe against the table. The sole was starting to separate.

"All other business is suspended until next years session." The delegates looked on, clearly disappointed. "You need help finding the door? Out!" The shoe split in two on the table, the sole flying across the room.

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Poland is granted a rocket for its waste disposal plan.

The USSR reminds the USA that they are supporting Zulu self-determination. The marxist rebels were there long before we arrived. We are bringing order and peace to a country that has proven incapable of self government. Stories of war atrocities are exaggerated, I assure you.

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OOC: I post once a day and people think I'm gone! All: stop posting so much! I can't keep up!

[SKILORD]

Personally i've risen to Warlord with this game! I plan to return southern china and Create a Manchinurian State Eventually, after i build up the Infrastructure.

[Rotten999]

Additional: The Red Army has overrun the remains of Greece, encircling and crushing the Greek army. The occupation may be temporary, assuming anyone has plans for an equitable partition of the region. If no one objects, the remaining territory will be under Soviet rule.

[Metaliturtle]

OOC: Rotten, you mean BEER, Not Poland, right?

A large detachment of Beer troops march across Bonschnooglia towards the West, due to recent British Action.

To the International Community, Please bring all nuclear waste by sea to the Beer-Iraqi-Russo border. ((EVEN THOUGH CHINA HAS MORE RIGHTS AT THEY KILLED 60% OF THEIR ARMY TO GET THAT LAND FOR ME AND JOIN WARSAW GRRRRR)) I have selected this border because it is in the heart of the former Grecian Empire, and will not be subject to subsequent terrorist Greek attacks, as it would be hurtful to any cultural battle. This is also an International event, so BEER believes it would be unfair to exclude our friends Iraq in this venture. I ask all civilized nations to aid me in an embargo against England until the English return to their former peaceful selves, further noting that a BEER correctional force is poised to take that nation which was once so peaceful.

BEER upgrades it's Navy to large, it's army to massive, and it's air force to medium.

BEER special forces begin training for internal conversion missions.

BEER aid goes to China ((If they get the Eastern territory of Greece and lost 60% of their army))

BEER submits a Claim to Alaska, citing that it's ruler is no longer around, and there have been prior instances where said ruler has wished BEER take his land.

BEER's South American Army goes from Small to Medium, the South American Air Force goes from nonexistent to small.

To the USSR: I object to soviet control of Eastern Greece, the Chinese have wasted over 60% of their military to take that land, they are more than deserving, additionally if the USSR truly wants an end to conflict in that area, a Chinese occupation would be better, as the Chinese were the allies to greece, so the Greek people will be more willing to cooperate with China.

To all concerned about England: Recent unpredictable British Action has forced me to set up a blocade for all British ships currently in the Mediterranean Sea. Their force is outnumbered at the straight of Gibraltar, as well as in the Red Sea.

To the people of greece: Do not fear, BEER is protecting you.

BEER establishes a representational government, a step towards democracy, BEER production is improved greatly.

BEER mines all the Uranium out of former Greece, and stores it in a top secret well-gaurded area, deep underground.

BEER wishes to hear from Denmarck, if no response in 1 year, BEER will assume control over Denmarck ((cultural campaign)).

[Metaliturtle]

BEER will only attack England should the English Monarch brood future agression against BEER