SNESA - SKILORDS Never Ending Stories Apolyton

[Metaliturtle]

OOC: Thrusters, I'll give you my South American Colony, I don't want it. you can invade Pink or Green fairly easily, but quit destroying stuff that isn't there, read the previous posts please)

[trickey]

"Prime Minster Ming, i have most promising news"

"What is it?" said Ming

"Beer has asked us to prove our alliegence to the Warsaw Pact by paradroping our troups on Grecian territory?"

Immediatly China gathered intellingence on where the battles between the the armies of Greece and Beer. The troups were told before they left, that thay are fighting for the freedom of thier children and grandchildren. This brought back the mentality to fight to the death at all costs. This makes any human much more dangerous than they would normally be. The first round of troups were shot dead as soon as they started descending from the choppers. The second round came down, many of them using the bodies of thier fallen commreades as shields against the immense amount of ammunition bieng fiered from the superiorly armed Greek forces. Most of the Chinese paratroopers are smaller than the average person thus they all but dissappered to the Greek forces after they crouched down beneeth the fire. Then they began shooting. Just snipering the the troups and throwing grenades and explosives at the tanks and infantry. This battle was fought like in the early 1900s with the exception of the occasionla bober flyin overhead. The chinese paratroopers sufferec a 60% casualty rate, but with the help of the troups from Beer, they prevailed.

[Metaliturtle]

OOC: probably only 5 game posts per day, ooc are fine tho I think sam)

[Metaliturtle]

China has the full backing of BEER for admission into the Warsaw pact due to their valor in ending the Axis of Evil

[Thrusters]

Great Britain Is launching a full navel and arial assault on Iraq including 2 nuclean war heads... on there capital Great Britain Spyies have feared the worst that they might over the greeks..
A QUICK RESPON AND MESSAGE FROM THE GREAT LEADER.
(cough)die iraq (cough)

[Metaliturtle]

OOC: GROAN!!!!!)

[Samuel Johnson]

The country of Iraq does not recall such arrangements have been made or agreed upon by the world. It notes that an attack on the emergency provisional troops we have sent to represent the U.N. will entail an attack on the whole world.

We note witheringly that the country which now addresses the Republic of Iraq started the first war leading to the aggressive actions of Greece.

We also note that our words, too, are backed by nuclear weapons and the means to delivery them. We also note that our brothers to the easter and west have stayed silent throughout this conflagration that was initiated by European countries. Our combined might should not be trifled with.

I call on our friends to the North to wait until the Secretary General addresses the world and announces whether he will entertain what is on the table.

We also note that we have not invaded the western portion of Greece.

We are in the South and the East. We urge the so-called Beer country to check its maps.

We also offer you a beer in friendship. Whattya want I got Rolling Rock, Sam Adams and Red Hook ESB?

The Republic of Iraq has spoken.

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The Republic of Iraq ships more infanry and artillery into Athens from the Aegean Islands. Iraq goes to its highest alert.

[Thrusters]

what???

[Samuel Johnson]

Iraq notes that because the leader of Britian cannot read maps that the nuclear bombs fall in the desert.

We also note that this is an act of war. We call on our allies in Egypt and Persia to defend our common assets.

We also await your conventional forces and wonder exactly what you plan to deliver.

We call on the world to turn back the aggression of members of the Warsaw Pact. We call on the leadership of the Warsaw Pact to show some leadership.

We have not attacked a Warsaw Pact country.

We will now begin the clean-up that is necessary.

[Metaliturtle]

OOC note on U.N.: The secretary general doesn't decide the topics of debate in the United Nations, the 5 powers listed above do, it's unfair because you are an arab nation, Sam, but that's the way it is in real life, the secretary general, although powerful in swaying votes, only has the power not to recognize countries in the General Assembly, the security council deals with ALL issues regarding territory and war, and would ultimately decide who got what land.)

[Samuel Johnson]

Egypt and Persia have mobilized. The Egyptian Air Force is at full alert. We await the leadership of the world to take action.

[Samuel Johnson]

We beg to differ with current interpretations of the U.N. and await a decision. If a current member of the security concil can stand up and show some leadership, we would applaud.

We also note that there have been no arrangement to enter the country of Beer into the Securty Council. They changed their name and have also been a rogue nation in their hegemony and imperialism. Put it to a vote.

Iraq applies for membership in the Security Council in place of Beer.

[Samuel Johnson]

The Country of Iraq notes for the record that we are not an Arab nation but descended from Sumerians, Assyrians and Babylonians.

[Metaliturtle]

BEER will support Iraqs request if Iraq will recognize BEER's position

[Metaliturtle]

BEER requests that Britain leave the Warsaw pact due to recent NUCLEAR ASSAULT. Beer puts up a UN vote to Censure the nation of Britain until reparations are made to Iraq, and BEER will no longer relenquish territory to the British Empire.