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TO ENGLAND: MY ENGLISH BROTHER IN ARMS, YOU DESERVE OKI.
England - May the Dutch cheesemongers be scattered like chaff in a storm to the might of your cannons. Their wooden clogs will only slow them down, thus making them easy targets to hit on the move.
Hail the Dutch... they can put up an amazing defense at times.
I love marching through the French homeland...except the smell
TO FRANCE: FRENCH FROGGIES, CHINA WANTS S.CHINA BACK, I TELL YOU, GO BACK HOME.
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA - April 15, 1867 - President Jefferson Ruffhaus VIII has asked the Senate to ratify a declaration of war against Holland. The Dutch have repeatedly ignored warnings to clear out of the Americas and abandon their colonial holdings here in the Western Hemisphere. As this behavior in contrary to the stipulations of the Ruffhaus Doctrine, and furthermore that Holland has continuously engaged in numerous hostile acts of aggression, espionage, and slander against the Confederacy and our allies, we can no longer accept Holland as a legitimate empire in the world community. The President calls for all nations to rise with the Confederacy and Mexico against Dutch oppression. This should be a quick fight. After all even a Yankee could take a half dozen tulip boys on a bad day. And that's assuming that the clogg wearing, dike poking, windmill building pansies haven't spent the night doping it up in some Amsterdam whorehouse.
I hear that Paris would be such a beautiful city if it wasn't inhabited by the French.
Dutch pig, when will you learn...Europe does not belong to you any more
The dutch seem to run very fast. It would appear that they have learned well from their french friends.
TO JAPAN: YOU ARE BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER, "WHICH WAY DO I GO, WHICH WAY DO I GO"
The CSA are fine warriors. Thank goodness they won the War of Northern Aggression.
Can't even hold your holiday island, Frenchie
TO TURKEY: AREN'T THERE SHEEP WAITING FOR YOU TO SERVICE.
We love Austrians, they're great
France - As a gesture of goodwill, the Divine Order allows your festival in Marseilles to proceed without interruption by military forces. However, there is an antithesis to all things, and in this instance, there may be no rest for Wuertemmburg or for those in Stuttgart. Accept the cleansing and become one with evolution, or deny it and become one with eradication.
Snails aren't that bad.
Stick the Horn of Africa up your botty, Dutch boy
Stupid southern rednecks, go back to the hills where you belong.
Stupid Englishman. We'll teach you to mess in the New World.
Securing the Arabian Gulf from possible Turkish attack
So the Brazilian rabble are replaced by Mexican peasants wielding poor excuses for guns, all you have going for you are your friendship to the Confederacy. You live and by their grace alone. You wouldn't stand for a second if you were on your own.
Dutch smell more than French
The Chinese have almost a great a reputation for cruelty as young children.
The Confederate Atlantic fleet is asked to please step aside.
Out of Japan, French botty-boy
It seems that Austria can be worked with even though he really is the devil.
Noble Emperor Defiant our friend, we like him
Die English scum
Get away from me you kebab-munching freak
Britain
F-North Sea > Rouen
F-London > North Sea
F-Dublin > North Passage
F-Barents SUPPORTS A-St.Petersburg (NO SUPPORT GIVEN, UNIT MOVED)
F-Denmark > Kiel (wc)
F-Baltic SUPPORTS F-Denmark > Kiel (wc)
A-St.Petersburg > Prm (BOUNCE)
F-Lyon > Corsica (BOUNCE, DESTROYED)
F-Mor > W.Med (BOUNCE)
F-Vlc SUPPORTS Austrian A-Pie > Mar (NO SUPPORT GIVEN, NO SUCH ORDER)
F-North Passage > London
F-Red Sea > H.Africa (BOUNCE)
A-Krc SUPPORTS Chinese A-Ksh > Bkh (NO SUPPORT GIVEN, NO SUCH ORDER)
A-Kas SUPPORTS A-Krc
F-Bom > Arabian (BOUNCE)
F-G.Manaar SUPPORTS F-Bom > Arabian (SUPPORT CUT)
A-Ben > Rng (BOUNCE)
A-Rng > Bnk (BOUNCE)
F-Bnk (wc) > Malaysia (BOUNCE)
F-Singapore SUPPORTS F-Bnk (wc) > Malaysia
F-SE Trades > E.Indian (BOUNCE, DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO W.INDIAN, BARRIER, A.INDIAN, or OTB)
A-Que HOLD
F-Coral > Tasman
F-East China Sea > Okinawa (BOUNCE)
F-B.Current > Falkland Islands
F-C.Argentina SUPPORTS F-B.Current > Falkland Islands
France
A Prg-Olivera
A Brasilia S A Pra-Amazonas
A Pra-Amazonas (BOUNCE)
F Cape Verde-Middle Atlantic
F Recife S F Cape Verde-Middle Atlantic
F Monrovie S F Cape Verde-Middle Atlantic
F Cayenne-North Eastern Trades (BOUNCE)
A Rio Di Janerio S F Recife
A Nantes-Bordeaux
F Marseilles S Austrian F Roma-GoLyon
F Corsica-WesternMed. (BOUNCE)
A Ruhr S A Stuttgart
A Stuttgart S A Kiel (SUPPORT CUT)
F Azores-Canary Islands (BOUNCE)
A Siam S A Cambodge-Bangkok (SUPPORT CUT)
A Cambodge-Bangkok (BOUNCE)
F GoSiam S A Cambodge-Bangkok
A Ann S A Siam
F South China Sea-Formosa
F CCh-South China Sea (BOUNCE)
A Tir-Morocco (BOUNCE)
F Okinawa- S Dutch F Bismark-Izu Trench (SUPPORT CUT)
Holland
1. A La Paz supports French A Pra -> Amazonas
2. A Uruguay holds
3. F Drake Passage -> Antarctic Atlantic
4. F South Atlantic -> Gulf of Guinea
5. F South Georges Islands -> South Atlantic (BOUNCE)
6. A Kenya holds
7. A Hamburg/Kiel supports French A Stuttgart (SUPPORT CUT, DESTROYED)
8. F Holland supports A Hamburg/Kiel (SUPPORT CUT)
9. F Bay of Biscay -> Canary Islands (BOUNCE, DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO TLD, NAN, or OTB)
10. F Horn of Africa supports F Northeast Monsoon (SUPPORT CUT)
11. F Northeast Monsoon supports F Horn of Africa
12. F Maldives supports F East Indian Ocean
13. F Andaman Islands -> Gulf of Manaar (BOUNCE)
14. F East Indian Ocean supports F Amadan Islands -> Gulf of Manaar (SUPPORT CUT)
15. F Sumatra supports F Java Sea
16. F Java -> Southeast Trades
17. F Perth supports F Java -> Southeast Trades
18. F Java Sea supports F Timor Sea
19. F New Zealand -> Coral Sea
20. A New Guinea holds
21. F Bismarck Sea -> Izu Trench
22. F Philippine Sea supports French F Okinawa
23. F Mindanao -> Bismarck Sea
24. A Paramaribo supports A Pra (NO SUPPORT GIVEN, DESTROYED)
25. F Timor supports F New Zealand -> Coral Sea
26. F Equatorial Countercurrent supports F Western Pacific (SUPPORT CUT)
27. F Western Pacific supports F Equatorial Countercurrent (SUPPORT CUT, DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO MHL or OTB)
28. F Fiji supports F Equatorial Countercurrent
29. F Perth supports F Java -> Southeast Trades
30. M.CHANNEL -> HOLDS (unordered)
Austria
A Pie sup French F Marseilles
F Rom (WC) to Gulf of Lyon
F Tyr to Crs (BOUNCE)
F Adr to Tyr (BOUNCE)
F Crt to Adr (BOUNCE)
F Sic sup F Adr to Tyr
A Ven sup Pie
A Sr holds
A Glc sup Wrs
A Wrs sup Glc
A Prs sup Wrs
A Ber sup English F Den (wc) to Kiel (wc)
A Bav to Stu (BOUNCE)
A Sil sup Ber
Turkey (NMR!)
A ALG -> HOLDS
F IONIAN -> HOLDS
F GR -> HOLDS
F TBQ -> HOLDS
F CAI (nc) -> HOLDS
A CYP -> HOLDS
A ANG -> HOLDS
A RMN -> HOLDS
A SEV -> HOLDS
A MOS -> HOLDS
A PRM -> HOLDS
A GRG -> HOLDS
A ORN -> HOLDS
A BAG -> HOLDS
A KHV -> HOLDS
A AFG -> HOLDS
A NEJ -> HOLDS
A HDR -> HOLDS
A SUD -> HOLDS
A ABY -> HOLDS
F ARABIAN -> HOLDS
China
A-OMS > HOLD
A-EVE S A-OMS
A-KRA S A-OMS
A-KSL S A-KIR > BKH
A-KIR > BKH
A-KSH S A-KIR > BKH
A-SEO S A-VLA
A-VLA > HOLD
F-S.JAPAN > SAP (BOUNCE, DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO FSN or OTB)
F-YELLOW S F-E.CHINA > OKI
F-SHA S F-YELLOW
A-FUC > WUH
F-HK > S.CHINA (BOUNCE)
A-CAN S A-TNK
A-TNK S A-YUT > SIA
A-MLY > YUT (BOUNCE)
A-YUT > SIA (BOUNCE)
A-BRM > HOLD
Japan
F KG -> SoJAPAN
F SK sup F KG -> SoJAPAN
F OKH -> SAP (BOUNCE)
F EDO -> SAP (BOUNCE)
CSA
F Helgoland Bight - Holland (BOUNCE)
F Canary Islands - Bay of Biscay
F North Atlantic Ocean supports F Canary Islands - Bay of Biscay
F Hudson Bay supports F North Atlantic Ocean - hold
F Chesapeake supports F North Atlantic Ocean - hold
F Eastern Seaboard - Sargaso Sea (BOUNCE)
F Sargasso Sea - Canary Islands (BOUNCE)
F Middle Atlantic Ocean - South Atlantic Ocean (BOUNCE, DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO SIE, GSC, or OTB)
A CLD - Paramariso
A Richmond - hold
A Quebec - hold
A Unorganized Territories - Chicago
A Northwest Territory - RPT
A British Columbia - hold
A Washington - hold
A Alaska - hold
F Westerlies supports F Hawaii - Western Pacific Ocean
F Hawaii - Western Pacific Ocean
F North Pacific Ocean supports F California Current - Hawaii
F California Current - Hawaii
F East Pacific Ocean - Kirbati
Mexico
A AMA - PRA (BOUNCE)
A QTO s A LMA - AMA
A BRC s A LMA - AMA
A LMA - AMA (BOUNCE)
F NE Trades - CYN (BOUNCE)
F E. CAR s CSA A CLD - PRM
F P. Basin - C. Basin
F Kuril s CSA F HAW - W. Pacific
F SW. Pacific - EQ Countercurrent (BOUNCE)
F S. Pacific - A Pacific
F HAI - VRG
F GoPanama - P. Basin
F SCT s CSA F E.Pacific - Kirbati
DEADLINE:
Summer 1867 Adjustments
Tuesday, October 9th @ 11:59pm
Please check orders & map for mistake. Thanks.
England - May the Dutch cheesemongers be scattered like chaff in a storm to the might of your cannons. Their wooden clogs will only slow them down, thus making them easy targets to hit on the move.
Hail the Dutch... they can put up an amazing defense at times.
I love marching through the French homeland...except the smell
TO FRANCE: FRENCH FROGGIES, CHINA WANTS S.CHINA BACK, I TELL YOU, GO BACK HOME.
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA - April 15, 1867 - President Jefferson Ruffhaus VIII has asked the Senate to ratify a declaration of war against Holland. The Dutch have repeatedly ignored warnings to clear out of the Americas and abandon their colonial holdings here in the Western Hemisphere. As this behavior in contrary to the stipulations of the Ruffhaus Doctrine, and furthermore that Holland has continuously engaged in numerous hostile acts of aggression, espionage, and slander against the Confederacy and our allies, we can no longer accept Holland as a legitimate empire in the world community. The President calls for all nations to rise with the Confederacy and Mexico against Dutch oppression. This should be a quick fight. After all even a Yankee could take a half dozen tulip boys on a bad day. And that's assuming that the clogg wearing, dike poking, windmill building pansies haven't spent the night doping it up in some Amsterdam whorehouse.
I hear that Paris would be such a beautiful city if it wasn't inhabited by the French.
Dutch pig, when will you learn...Europe does not belong to you any more
The dutch seem to run very fast. It would appear that they have learned well from their french friends.
TO JAPAN: YOU ARE BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER, "WHICH WAY DO I GO, WHICH WAY DO I GO"
The CSA are fine warriors. Thank goodness they won the War of Northern Aggression.
Can't even hold your holiday island, Frenchie
TO TURKEY: AREN'T THERE SHEEP WAITING FOR YOU TO SERVICE.
We love Austrians, they're great
France - As a gesture of goodwill, the Divine Order allows your festival in Marseilles to proceed without interruption by military forces. However, there is an antithesis to all things, and in this instance, there may be no rest for Wuertemmburg or for those in Stuttgart. Accept the cleansing and become one with evolution, or deny it and become one with eradication.
Snails aren't that bad.
Stick the Horn of Africa up your botty, Dutch boy
Stupid southern rednecks, go back to the hills where you belong.
Stupid Englishman. We'll teach you to mess in the New World.
Securing the Arabian Gulf from possible Turkish attack
So the Brazilian rabble are replaced by Mexican peasants wielding poor excuses for guns, all you have going for you are your friendship to the Confederacy. You live and by their grace alone. You wouldn't stand for a second if you were on your own.
Dutch smell more than French
The Chinese have almost a great a reputation for cruelty as young children.
The Confederate Atlantic fleet is asked to please step aside.
Out of Japan, French botty-boy
It seems that Austria can be worked with even though he really is the devil.
Noble Emperor Defiant our friend, we like him
Die English scum
Get away from me you kebab-munching freak
Britain
F-North Sea > Rouen
F-London > North Sea
F-Dublin > North Passage
F-Barents SUPPORTS A-St.Petersburg (NO SUPPORT GIVEN, UNIT MOVED)
F-Denmark > Kiel (wc)
F-Baltic SUPPORTS F-Denmark > Kiel (wc)
A-St.Petersburg > Prm (BOUNCE)
F-Lyon > Corsica (BOUNCE, DESTROYED)
F-Mor > W.Med (BOUNCE)
F-Vlc SUPPORTS Austrian A-Pie > Mar (NO SUPPORT GIVEN, NO SUCH ORDER)
F-North Passage > London
F-Red Sea > H.Africa (BOUNCE)
A-Krc SUPPORTS Chinese A-Ksh > Bkh (NO SUPPORT GIVEN, NO SUCH ORDER)
A-Kas SUPPORTS A-Krc
F-Bom > Arabian (BOUNCE)
F-G.Manaar SUPPORTS F-Bom > Arabian (SUPPORT CUT)
A-Ben > Rng (BOUNCE)
A-Rng > Bnk (BOUNCE)
F-Bnk (wc) > Malaysia (BOUNCE)
F-Singapore SUPPORTS F-Bnk (wc) > Malaysia
F-SE Trades > E.Indian (BOUNCE, DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO W.INDIAN, BARRIER, A.INDIAN, or OTB)
A-Que HOLD
F-Coral > Tasman
F-East China Sea > Okinawa (BOUNCE)
F-B.Current > Falkland Islands
F-C.Argentina SUPPORTS F-B.Current > Falkland Islands
France
A Prg-Olivera
A Brasilia S A Pra-Amazonas
A Pra-Amazonas (BOUNCE)
F Cape Verde-Middle Atlantic
F Recife S F Cape Verde-Middle Atlantic
F Monrovie S F Cape Verde-Middle Atlantic
F Cayenne-North Eastern Trades (BOUNCE)
A Rio Di Janerio S F Recife
A Nantes-Bordeaux
F Marseilles S Austrian F Roma-GoLyon
F Corsica-WesternMed. (BOUNCE)
A Ruhr S A Stuttgart
A Stuttgart S A Kiel (SUPPORT CUT)
F Azores-Canary Islands (BOUNCE)
A Siam S A Cambodge-Bangkok (SUPPORT CUT)
A Cambodge-Bangkok (BOUNCE)
F GoSiam S A Cambodge-Bangkok
A Ann S A Siam
F South China Sea-Formosa
F CCh-South China Sea (BOUNCE)
A Tir-Morocco (BOUNCE)
F Okinawa- S Dutch F Bismark-Izu Trench (SUPPORT CUT)
Holland
1. A La Paz supports French A Pra -> Amazonas
2. A Uruguay holds
3. F Drake Passage -> Antarctic Atlantic
4. F South Atlantic -> Gulf of Guinea
5. F South Georges Islands -> South Atlantic (BOUNCE)
6. A Kenya holds
7. A Hamburg/Kiel supports French A Stuttgart (SUPPORT CUT, DESTROYED)
8. F Holland supports A Hamburg/Kiel (SUPPORT CUT)
9. F Bay of Biscay -> Canary Islands (BOUNCE, DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO TLD, NAN, or OTB)
10. F Horn of Africa supports F Northeast Monsoon (SUPPORT CUT)
11. F Northeast Monsoon supports F Horn of Africa
12. F Maldives supports F East Indian Ocean
13. F Andaman Islands -> Gulf of Manaar (BOUNCE)
14. F East Indian Ocean supports F Amadan Islands -> Gulf of Manaar (SUPPORT CUT)
15. F Sumatra supports F Java Sea
16. F Java -> Southeast Trades
17. F Perth supports F Java -> Southeast Trades
18. F Java Sea supports F Timor Sea
19. F New Zealand -> Coral Sea
20. A New Guinea holds
21. F Bismarck Sea -> Izu Trench
22. F Philippine Sea supports French F Okinawa
23. F Mindanao -> Bismarck Sea
24. A Paramaribo supports A Pra (NO SUPPORT GIVEN, DESTROYED)
25. F Timor supports F New Zealand -> Coral Sea
26. F Equatorial Countercurrent supports F Western Pacific (SUPPORT CUT)
27. F Western Pacific supports F Equatorial Countercurrent (SUPPORT CUT, DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO MHL or OTB)
28. F Fiji supports F Equatorial Countercurrent
29. F Perth supports F Java -> Southeast Trades
30. M.CHANNEL -> HOLDS (unordered)
Austria
A Pie sup French F Marseilles
F Rom (WC) to Gulf of Lyon
F Tyr to Crs (BOUNCE)
F Adr to Tyr (BOUNCE)
F Crt to Adr (BOUNCE)
F Sic sup F Adr to Tyr
A Ven sup Pie
A Sr holds
A Glc sup Wrs
A Wrs sup Glc
A Prs sup Wrs
A Ber sup English F Den (wc) to Kiel (wc)
A Bav to Stu (BOUNCE)
A Sil sup Ber
Turkey (NMR!)
A ALG -> HOLDS
F IONIAN -> HOLDS
F GR -> HOLDS
F TBQ -> HOLDS
F CAI (nc) -> HOLDS
A CYP -> HOLDS
A ANG -> HOLDS
A RMN -> HOLDS
A SEV -> HOLDS
A MOS -> HOLDS
A PRM -> HOLDS
A GRG -> HOLDS
A ORN -> HOLDS
A BAG -> HOLDS
A KHV -> HOLDS
A AFG -> HOLDS
A NEJ -> HOLDS
A HDR -> HOLDS
A SUD -> HOLDS
A ABY -> HOLDS
F ARABIAN -> HOLDS
China
A-OMS > HOLD
A-EVE S A-OMS
A-KRA S A-OMS
A-KSL S A-KIR > BKH
A-KIR > BKH
A-KSH S A-KIR > BKH
A-SEO S A-VLA
A-VLA > HOLD
F-S.JAPAN > SAP (BOUNCE, DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO FSN or OTB)
F-YELLOW S F-E.CHINA > OKI
F-SHA S F-YELLOW
A-FUC > WUH
F-HK > S.CHINA (BOUNCE)
A-CAN S A-TNK
A-TNK S A-YUT > SIA
A-MLY > YUT (BOUNCE)
A-YUT > SIA (BOUNCE)
A-BRM > HOLD
Japan
F KG -> SoJAPAN
F SK sup F KG -> SoJAPAN
F OKH -> SAP (BOUNCE)
F EDO -> SAP (BOUNCE)
CSA
F Helgoland Bight - Holland (BOUNCE)
F Canary Islands - Bay of Biscay
F North Atlantic Ocean supports F Canary Islands - Bay of Biscay
F Hudson Bay supports F North Atlantic Ocean - hold
F Chesapeake supports F North Atlantic Ocean - hold
F Eastern Seaboard - Sargaso Sea (BOUNCE)
F Sargasso Sea - Canary Islands (BOUNCE)
F Middle Atlantic Ocean - South Atlantic Ocean (BOUNCE, DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO SIE, GSC, or OTB)
A CLD - Paramariso
A Richmond - hold
A Quebec - hold
A Unorganized Territories - Chicago
A Northwest Territory - RPT
A British Columbia - hold
A Washington - hold
A Alaska - hold
F Westerlies supports F Hawaii - Western Pacific Ocean
F Hawaii - Western Pacific Ocean
F North Pacific Ocean supports F California Current - Hawaii
F California Current - Hawaii
F East Pacific Ocean - Kirbati
Mexico
A AMA - PRA (BOUNCE)
A QTO s A LMA - AMA
A BRC s A LMA - AMA
A LMA - AMA (BOUNCE)
F NE Trades - CYN (BOUNCE)
F E. CAR s CSA A CLD - PRM
F P. Basin - C. Basin
F Kuril s CSA F HAW - W. Pacific
F SW. Pacific - EQ Countercurrent (BOUNCE)
F S. Pacific - A Pacific
F HAI - VRG
F GoPanama - P. Basin
F SCT s CSA F E.Pacific - Kirbati
DEADLINE:
Summer 1867 Adjustments
Tuesday, October 9th @ 11:59pm
Please check orders & map for mistake. Thanks.
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