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Four Englishmen, well let's not think about something that unpleasant.
Hold out mighty Dutch armies, South America will yet be ours.
You are entering a world of pain, Prime Minister... perhaps now would be a
good time to beg for mercy.
Dutch football sucks. Losing to Ireland? How pathetic!
Bad Confederacy, no islands for you.
Perhaps we can forgive the French for smelling bad and eating snails.
Japan isn't quite as bad as China, we can all give it that.
The French, they make my ass twitch.
Take that you bigoted Confederate racists.
"One, two, three French Froggies go back to the sea"
One Englishman, an arrogant ass.
A Case of Cuervo Gold 1860 has been dispatched to the illustrious Southern
General Ruff. We hope it shows our deep gratitude in Mexican / CSA
endeavors and keeps his troops light hearted on their trip to South America.
Two Englishmen, a club.
Up yours, poodle-loving Frenchmen
After drinking too much Tequila, the CSA was no match for Mexican forces as
they liberated Haiti from the Slave owners. Cries from the populace for
retribution for the many years of servitude have fallen on deaf ears.
Turkey - Your conquest of Moscow has sent the rats scurrying from their
holes into the light. They will all be rounded up and returned to their
rightful owners.
Who are these Dutch? Have you ever met a Dutch? Do they go Dutch on
dates? Would you name your son Dutch if you were Dutch? Would he be known
as Dutch the Dutchman? Are there only Flying Dutchmen? There certainly
aren't any
Fighting Dutchmen. Will the Dutch ever get over not making the World Cup
in 2002?
French Football is even worse! Losing to Chile? Chile? How can anyone
lose to something those filthy greasy Mexicans eat? Speaking of their
diet... Man, that's the last time I accept a ride on a Mexican ship.
Those... men
that pass for 'sailors,' And people say rotten fish smell bad? Speaking
of smelling really bad... someone ought to clue Frenchie onto to concept of
indoor plumbing. Pepe le PeeeeeeU!
The Brazilians hate the filthy French.
The Dutch disease will be cured through extermination
I dislike the Brazilian nuts in the Planters Mix Bowl.
"Nasty Japanese, why don't you just die and go away"
Dutch privateers will be sunk unless they leave these waters
France - Completion is vital to pacification. With Piedmont returned to
Italy's border, pacification of the Tuscan peninsula will finally be
complete. May you find your own completion elsewhere.
Three Englishmen, an empire.
Helping the Chinese bring peace and prosperity to SE Asia
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA - December 20, 1866 - While attending a presidential
gala celebrating the Christmas holiday, President Jefferson Ruffhaus VIII
announced that the Confederacy is expanding its points in the Ruffhaus
Doctrine on driving European powers from the Americas to include the
integration of the Mexican state into Confederate domains. This year has
seen the ender of the hated British presence in the Americas and effective
destruction of French naval forces in the Atlantic.
Secure in these victories, President Ruffhaus has announced that Jeb Stuart
will be dispatched to Austin, Texas over the winter to form a cavalry
division that will participate in the normalization of Mexico under
benevolent Confederate influence. General Stuart will be accompanied in
this civilizing mission by several brigades of infantry raised in
California and Lousiana. The Army of British Columbia will then move into
Mexico to
liberate the gringos there, who are now doubtlessly suffering from poor
acclimation to the harsh arctic climate.
Denouncing Mexico for its failure to drive the hated European imperialists
from South America, President Ruffhaus denounced the incompetence of
Mexico's El Presidente Gerwaldo, saying that it would no longer be
tolerated in Richmond.
To the Chinese: you are 1 billion too many!
"Hey! Land of where Men are Men and the sheep are nervous, got back to
Camel Jockey territory"
To the English: be gone from arabian soil, Allah does no longer tolerate
your miserable presence.
"The English Noblemen are my buddies"
Turkish tugboats are not to fit to sail these waters
Dirty Turks are getting too big for their boots
Get your handbags and get out, French lady-boys
Holland, you are a big pimple on the arse of the world
Turks go home
Confederate pirates in the North Sea will no longer be tolerated
Britain
F-Barents SUPPORTS F-North Passage
F-Norwegian Sea > Norway (BOUNCE)
F-North Passage SUPPORTS F-Dublin
F-Dublin SUPPORTS F-London
F-Edinburgh > North Sea
F-London SUPPORTS F-Edinburgh > North Sea
F-Norway > Denmark (BOUNCE)
F-Sweden HOLD
A-St.Petersburg > Prm (BOUNCE)
F-Baltic SUPPORTS F-Denmark > Kiel (ec)
F-Denmark > Kiel (ec) (BOUNCE)
F-Valencia SUPPORTS F-Lyon > Marseilles
F-Lyon > Marseilles (BOUNCE)
F-Morocco HOLD
F-Red Sea SUPPORTS F-Horn of Africa > Aden
F-Horn of Africa > Aden (BOUNCE, DISLODGED, MUST RETREAT TO SOM or OTB)
A-Kas > Krc
A-Delhi > Kas
F-Bombay > Arabian Sea (BOUNCE)
A-Hyderabad > Madras
A-Bengal SUPPORTS A-Rangoon
A-Rangoon SUPPORTS F-Bangkok (wc)
F-Bangkok (wc) SUPPORTS Chinese A-Yut > Sia (NO SUPPORT GIVEN; INVALID ORDER)
F-Andaman Islands > Andaman Sea (BOUNCE; DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO BAY OF
BENGAL, GULF OF MANAAR, OTB)
F-Singapore > Javan Sea (BOUNCE)
F-East China Sea > Formosa (BOUNCE)
F-Perth > SE Trades
A-Queensland HOLD
F-New Zealand > Coral Sea
F-C.Argentina > Falkland Islands (BOUNCE)
F-B.Current > Rio de Janeiro (BOUNCE)
A-Victoria HOLD
France
F Cayenne S Dutch A Paramaraibo
A Pra S Dutch A Paramaraibo (SUPPORT CUT)
A Recife-RDJ
A Brasilia S A Recife-RDJ
A Olivera-Paraguay
F M Atlantic-Recife
F Cape Verde-M Atlantic (BOUNCE)
A Tir-Morocco (BOUNCE)
F Azores-Canaries (BOUNCE)
A Nantes H
F Marseilles-GoLyon (BOUNCE)
F Crs S F Marseilles-GoLyon
A Piemonte-Marseilles (BOUNCE, DESTROYED)
A Stuttgart S Dutch A Kiel
A Ruhr S A Stuttgart
A Sia S A Cambodge-Bangkok (SUPPORT CUT)
A Cambodge-Bangkok (BOUNCE)
A Ann S A Sia
F Cch-GoSiam
F S China Sea-Formosa (BOUNCE)
F Okinawa S Japanese F Kagoshima-Yellow Sea
Holland
1. A Hamburg Kiel supports French A Stuttgart (SUPPORT CUT)
2. F Heligoland Bight -> Holland
3. F Bay of Biscay -> Canary Islands (BOUNCE)
4. F Antarctic Pacific -> New Zealand
5. F Drake Passage -> Falkland Islands (BOUNCE)
6. F South Atlantic supports French Middle Atlantic hold (INVALID SUPPORT
ORDER; UNIT MOVED)
7. F Antarctic Atlantic -> South Georges Islands
8. A Goyas -> Uruguay
9. A La Paz supports French A Brasilia
10. F Seychelles -> Horn of Africa
11. F Mozambique Channel supports F Seychelles -> Horn of Africa
12. Northeast Monsoon supports F Seychelles -> Horn of Africa
13. F Andaman Sea -> AMN Islands
14. F East Indian Ocean supports F Andaman Sea -> AMN Islands
15. F Maldives supports F East Indian Ocean
16. F Java Sea -> Singapore (BOUNCE)
17. F Timor Sea -> Perth
18. F Celebes Sea -> Timor Sea
19. A Caroline Islands -> New Guinea
20. F Bismarck Sea convoys A Caroline Islands -> New Guinea
21. F Philippine Sea supports French F Okinawa hold
22. F Western Pacific supports F Equatorial Countercurrent
23. F Equatorial Countercurrent supports F Western Pacific
24. F Fiji supports F Equatorial Countercurrent
25. F Mindanao picks its ass (holds)
26. A Kenya holds
27. A Paramaribo supports French A Paraguay
Austria
A Prs supports Ber
A Ber supports Prs
A Wrs supports Turkish A Mos
A Glc supports Wrs
A Bav supports Ber
A Ven supports A Rom to Pie
A Rom to Pie
A Crt to Sr
F Sic supports F Adr to Tyr
F Sal to Rom West Coast
F Adr to Tyr
F Bos to Adr
Turkey
A ASW - SUD
A DAR - ABY
A HDR - ADE (BOUNCE)
A NEJ S A HDR - ADE
F CAI - TBQ
F ALG S french A TIR - MRC (NO SUPPORT GIVEN, NO COMPLIMENT)
F ION S F GRE
F GRE S F ION
A SOF - RMN
A RMN - SEV
F BLACK S A RMN - SEV
A MOS S A RMN - SEV
A GRG S A MOS
A ORN S A PRM - OMS (SUPPORT CUT)
A PRM - OMS (BOUNCE)
A KHV S A ORN
A AFG - BKH (BOUNCE)
A KRC S A AFG - BKH (SUPPORT CUT; DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO BAN, RAJ, GUJ,
OTB)
F ARABIAN - HoAFRICA (BOUNCE)
China
A-KSH S ENGLISH A-KAS > KRC
A-OMS S A-KRA > ORN (SUPPORT CUT)
A-KRA > ORN (BOUNCE)
A-KSL S A-KRA > ORN (BOUNCE)
A-IRK > EVE
A-VLA > HOLD
A-SEO S A-VLA > HOLD
F-FSN > SEA OF JAPAN
F-YELLOW S F-FSN > SEA OF JAPAN
F-SHA S F-YELLOW
A-HK > FUC
A-CAU S A-TNK
A-MLY S A-TNK
A-TNK S A-YUT > SIA
A-YUT > SIA (BOUNCE)
A-BRM S A-MLY
A-KIR > BKH (BOUNCE)
Japan (NMR!)
F SK -> HOLDS
F SoJAPAN -> HOLDS (DISLODGED; MAY RETREAT TO SAP, OKHOTSK, OTB)
A EDO -> HOLDS
F KG -> HOLDS
CSA
A Richmond - hold
A Quebec - hold
F Hudson Bay supports F Chesapeake - North Atlantic Ocean
F Chesapeake - North Atlantic Ocean (BOUNCE)
F North Atlantic Ocean - Azores Islands (BOUNCE)
F North Sea - Helgoland Bight
F Canary Islands - Cape Verde Islands (BOUNCE)
F Eastern Seaboard supports F Sargasso Sea - hold
F Sargasso Sea supports F Northeast Trades - Middle Atlantic Ocean
F Northeast Trades - Middle Atlantic Ocean
A Haiti - CLD (via Eastern Carribean Sea)
A Saskatchewan - Unorganized Territories
A Yukon - Northwest Territory
A British Columbia - Vancouver
A Washington - Vancouver
A Vancouver - Alaska
F Gulf of Alaska - North Pacific Ocean
F North Pacific Ocean - Westerlies
F Hawaii supports F North Pacific Ocean - Westerlies
F California Current supports F Hawaii - hold
F West Coast - East Pacific Ocean
Mexico
A CLD - AMA
A QTO supports A CLD - AMA
A BRC supports Mexican A CLD - AMA
F VRG - NE Trades
F E. CAR convoys Confederate A HAI - CLD
F P. Basin supports F SW. Pacific - S. Pacific
F Bering - Kuril
F KIR - SW. Pacific
F SW. Pacific - S. Pacific
F W. CAR - HAI
A BGT - LMA
F GoCalifornia - GoPanama
Brazil
A AMA - PRA (BOUNCE; DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO MIT OR OTB)
First, let me apologize for not posting these sooner. A series of deadline
extensions pushed this into a busy schedule.
Second, I am sending this (& the map) directly to everyone because
Apolyton's been rather difficult to get on to today.
Third, If the players wouldn't mind, could you seperate your compliments
and insults from the moves? Just make a note of who you're insulting or
complimenting.
DEADLINE:
Friday, September 14th @ 11:59pm CST
Hold out mighty Dutch armies, South America will yet be ours.
You are entering a world of pain, Prime Minister... perhaps now would be a
good time to beg for mercy.
Dutch football sucks. Losing to Ireland? How pathetic!
Bad Confederacy, no islands for you.
Perhaps we can forgive the French for smelling bad and eating snails.
Japan isn't quite as bad as China, we can all give it that.
The French, they make my ass twitch.
Take that you bigoted Confederate racists.
"One, two, three French Froggies go back to the sea"
One Englishman, an arrogant ass.
A Case of Cuervo Gold 1860 has been dispatched to the illustrious Southern
General Ruff. We hope it shows our deep gratitude in Mexican / CSA
endeavors and keeps his troops light hearted on their trip to South America.
Two Englishmen, a club.
Up yours, poodle-loving Frenchmen
After drinking too much Tequila, the CSA was no match for Mexican forces as
they liberated Haiti from the Slave owners. Cries from the populace for
retribution for the many years of servitude have fallen on deaf ears.
Turkey - Your conquest of Moscow has sent the rats scurrying from their
holes into the light. They will all be rounded up and returned to their
rightful owners.
Who are these Dutch? Have you ever met a Dutch? Do they go Dutch on
dates? Would you name your son Dutch if you were Dutch? Would he be known
as Dutch the Dutchman? Are there only Flying Dutchmen? There certainly
aren't any
Fighting Dutchmen. Will the Dutch ever get over not making the World Cup
in 2002?
French Football is even worse! Losing to Chile? Chile? How can anyone
lose to something those filthy greasy Mexicans eat? Speaking of their
diet... Man, that's the last time I accept a ride on a Mexican ship.
Those... men
that pass for 'sailors,' And people say rotten fish smell bad? Speaking
of smelling really bad... someone ought to clue Frenchie onto to concept of
indoor plumbing. Pepe le PeeeeeeU!
The Brazilians hate the filthy French.
The Dutch disease will be cured through extermination
I dislike the Brazilian nuts in the Planters Mix Bowl.
"Nasty Japanese, why don't you just die and go away"
Dutch privateers will be sunk unless they leave these waters
France - Completion is vital to pacification. With Piedmont returned to
Italy's border, pacification of the Tuscan peninsula will finally be
complete. May you find your own completion elsewhere.
Three Englishmen, an empire.
Helping the Chinese bring peace and prosperity to SE Asia
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA - December 20, 1866 - While attending a presidential
gala celebrating the Christmas holiday, President Jefferson Ruffhaus VIII
announced that the Confederacy is expanding its points in the Ruffhaus
Doctrine on driving European powers from the Americas to include the
integration of the Mexican state into Confederate domains. This year has
seen the ender of the hated British presence in the Americas and effective
destruction of French naval forces in the Atlantic.
Secure in these victories, President Ruffhaus has announced that Jeb Stuart
will be dispatched to Austin, Texas over the winter to form a cavalry
division that will participate in the normalization of Mexico under
benevolent Confederate influence. General Stuart will be accompanied in
this civilizing mission by several brigades of infantry raised in
California and Lousiana. The Army of British Columbia will then move into
Mexico to
liberate the gringos there, who are now doubtlessly suffering from poor
acclimation to the harsh arctic climate.
Denouncing Mexico for its failure to drive the hated European imperialists
from South America, President Ruffhaus denounced the incompetence of
Mexico's El Presidente Gerwaldo, saying that it would no longer be
tolerated in Richmond.
To the Chinese: you are 1 billion too many!
"Hey! Land of where Men are Men and the sheep are nervous, got back to
Camel Jockey territory"
To the English: be gone from arabian soil, Allah does no longer tolerate
your miserable presence.
"The English Noblemen are my buddies"
Turkish tugboats are not to fit to sail these waters
Dirty Turks are getting too big for their boots
Get your handbags and get out, French lady-boys
Holland, you are a big pimple on the arse of the world
Turks go home
Confederate pirates in the North Sea will no longer be tolerated
Britain
F-Barents SUPPORTS F-North Passage
F-Norwegian Sea > Norway (BOUNCE)
F-North Passage SUPPORTS F-Dublin
F-Dublin SUPPORTS F-London
F-Edinburgh > North Sea
F-London SUPPORTS F-Edinburgh > North Sea
F-Norway > Denmark (BOUNCE)
F-Sweden HOLD
A-St.Petersburg > Prm (BOUNCE)
F-Baltic SUPPORTS F-Denmark > Kiel (ec)
F-Denmark > Kiel (ec) (BOUNCE)
F-Valencia SUPPORTS F-Lyon > Marseilles
F-Lyon > Marseilles (BOUNCE)
F-Morocco HOLD
F-Red Sea SUPPORTS F-Horn of Africa > Aden
F-Horn of Africa > Aden (BOUNCE, DISLODGED, MUST RETREAT TO SOM or OTB)
A-Kas > Krc
A-Delhi > Kas
F-Bombay > Arabian Sea (BOUNCE)
A-Hyderabad > Madras
A-Bengal SUPPORTS A-Rangoon
A-Rangoon SUPPORTS F-Bangkok (wc)
F-Bangkok (wc) SUPPORTS Chinese A-Yut > Sia (NO SUPPORT GIVEN; INVALID ORDER)
F-Andaman Islands > Andaman Sea (BOUNCE; DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO BAY OF
BENGAL, GULF OF MANAAR, OTB)
F-Singapore > Javan Sea (BOUNCE)
F-East China Sea > Formosa (BOUNCE)
F-Perth > SE Trades
A-Queensland HOLD
F-New Zealand > Coral Sea
F-C.Argentina > Falkland Islands (BOUNCE)
F-B.Current > Rio de Janeiro (BOUNCE)
A-Victoria HOLD
France
F Cayenne S Dutch A Paramaraibo
A Pra S Dutch A Paramaraibo (SUPPORT CUT)
A Recife-RDJ
A Brasilia S A Recife-RDJ
A Olivera-Paraguay
F M Atlantic-Recife
F Cape Verde-M Atlantic (BOUNCE)
A Tir-Morocco (BOUNCE)
F Azores-Canaries (BOUNCE)
A Nantes H
F Marseilles-GoLyon (BOUNCE)
F Crs S F Marseilles-GoLyon
A Piemonte-Marseilles (BOUNCE, DESTROYED)
A Stuttgart S Dutch A Kiel
A Ruhr S A Stuttgart
A Sia S A Cambodge-Bangkok (SUPPORT CUT)
A Cambodge-Bangkok (BOUNCE)
A Ann S A Sia
F Cch-GoSiam
F S China Sea-Formosa (BOUNCE)
F Okinawa S Japanese F Kagoshima-Yellow Sea
Holland
1. A Hamburg Kiel supports French A Stuttgart (SUPPORT CUT)
2. F Heligoland Bight -> Holland
3. F Bay of Biscay -> Canary Islands (BOUNCE)
4. F Antarctic Pacific -> New Zealand
5. F Drake Passage -> Falkland Islands (BOUNCE)
6. F South Atlantic supports French Middle Atlantic hold (INVALID SUPPORT
ORDER; UNIT MOVED)
7. F Antarctic Atlantic -> South Georges Islands
8. A Goyas -> Uruguay
9. A La Paz supports French A Brasilia
10. F Seychelles -> Horn of Africa
11. F Mozambique Channel supports F Seychelles -> Horn of Africa
12. Northeast Monsoon supports F Seychelles -> Horn of Africa
13. F Andaman Sea -> AMN Islands
14. F East Indian Ocean supports F Andaman Sea -> AMN Islands
15. F Maldives supports F East Indian Ocean
16. F Java Sea -> Singapore (BOUNCE)
17. F Timor Sea -> Perth
18. F Celebes Sea -> Timor Sea
19. A Caroline Islands -> New Guinea
20. F Bismarck Sea convoys A Caroline Islands -> New Guinea
21. F Philippine Sea supports French F Okinawa hold
22. F Western Pacific supports F Equatorial Countercurrent
23. F Equatorial Countercurrent supports F Western Pacific
24. F Fiji supports F Equatorial Countercurrent
25. F Mindanao picks its ass (holds)
26. A Kenya holds
27. A Paramaribo supports French A Paraguay
Austria
A Prs supports Ber
A Ber supports Prs
A Wrs supports Turkish A Mos
A Glc supports Wrs
A Bav supports Ber
A Ven supports A Rom to Pie
A Rom to Pie
A Crt to Sr
F Sic supports F Adr to Tyr
F Sal to Rom West Coast
F Adr to Tyr
F Bos to Adr
Turkey
A ASW - SUD
A DAR - ABY
A HDR - ADE (BOUNCE)
A NEJ S A HDR - ADE
F CAI - TBQ
F ALG S french A TIR - MRC (NO SUPPORT GIVEN, NO COMPLIMENT)
F ION S F GRE
F GRE S F ION
A SOF - RMN
A RMN - SEV
F BLACK S A RMN - SEV
A MOS S A RMN - SEV
A GRG S A MOS
A ORN S A PRM - OMS (SUPPORT CUT)
A PRM - OMS (BOUNCE)
A KHV S A ORN
A AFG - BKH (BOUNCE)
A KRC S A AFG - BKH (SUPPORT CUT; DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO BAN, RAJ, GUJ,
OTB)
F ARABIAN - HoAFRICA (BOUNCE)
China
A-KSH S ENGLISH A-KAS > KRC
A-OMS S A-KRA > ORN (SUPPORT CUT)
A-KRA > ORN (BOUNCE)
A-KSL S A-KRA > ORN (BOUNCE)
A-IRK > EVE
A-VLA > HOLD
A-SEO S A-VLA > HOLD
F-FSN > SEA OF JAPAN
F-YELLOW S F-FSN > SEA OF JAPAN
F-SHA S F-YELLOW
A-HK > FUC
A-CAU S A-TNK
A-MLY S A-TNK
A-TNK S A-YUT > SIA
A-YUT > SIA (BOUNCE)
A-BRM S A-MLY
A-KIR > BKH (BOUNCE)
Japan (NMR!)
F SK -> HOLDS
F SoJAPAN -> HOLDS (DISLODGED; MAY RETREAT TO SAP, OKHOTSK, OTB)
A EDO -> HOLDS
F KG -> HOLDS
CSA
A Richmond - hold
A Quebec - hold
F Hudson Bay supports F Chesapeake - North Atlantic Ocean
F Chesapeake - North Atlantic Ocean (BOUNCE)
F North Atlantic Ocean - Azores Islands (BOUNCE)
F North Sea - Helgoland Bight
F Canary Islands - Cape Verde Islands (BOUNCE)
F Eastern Seaboard supports F Sargasso Sea - hold
F Sargasso Sea supports F Northeast Trades - Middle Atlantic Ocean
F Northeast Trades - Middle Atlantic Ocean
A Haiti - CLD (via Eastern Carribean Sea)
A Saskatchewan - Unorganized Territories
A Yukon - Northwest Territory
A British Columbia - Vancouver
A Washington - Vancouver
A Vancouver - Alaska
F Gulf of Alaska - North Pacific Ocean
F North Pacific Ocean - Westerlies
F Hawaii supports F North Pacific Ocean - Westerlies
F California Current supports F Hawaii - hold
F West Coast - East Pacific Ocean
Mexico
A CLD - AMA
A QTO supports A CLD - AMA
A BRC supports Mexican A CLD - AMA
F VRG - NE Trades
F E. CAR convoys Confederate A HAI - CLD
F P. Basin supports F SW. Pacific - S. Pacific
F Bering - Kuril
F KIR - SW. Pacific
F SW. Pacific - S. Pacific
F W. CAR - HAI
A BGT - LMA
F GoCalifornia - GoPanama
Brazil
A AMA - PRA (BOUNCE; DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO MIT OR OTB)
First, let me apologize for not posting these sooner. A series of deadline
extensions pushed this into a busy schedule.
Second, I am sending this (& the map) directly to everyone because
Apolyton's been rather difficult to get on to today.
Third, If the players wouldn't mind, could you seperate your compliments
and insults from the moves? Just make a note of who you're insulting or
complimenting.
DEADLINE:
Friday, September 14th @ 11:59pm CST
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