Nostalgia Diplomacy Spring 2003 Results

[Bosh]

edit: ooops left out the French A Par, A Mar on the map. Will be fixed for the fall.

Russia' retreat due ASAP (but I think we can safely assume that its going for Pod)

Fall orders due Saturday 11:30 PM EST

Spain (Frozzy)
A Barcelona H
F Seville - Gibraltar
F Straits of Gibraltar - Western Mediterranean
A Tunisia H
F Tyrrhenian Sea - Ligurian Sea
F Western Mediterranean - Gulf of Lyon

Poland (Amon)
GDA-LIT
GOB S LAT (invalid order, you can't support moving units)
LAT-BIE
WAR S LAT-BIE
KRA S LAT-BIE

Ukraine (mrmitchell)
F Ode - Sev
A Kie Hold
A Don S A Kie Hold
A Kha S A Kie Hold

Egypt (GePap)
F Cai -> Eme
A Sau-> Jor
F Mal Support F Aeg-> Ion
F Aeg-> Ion (move fails)
F Lys Support F Cai->Eme
F Lyb H.
A Isr H

Russia (chegitz)
F MUR H
F SWE - BAL
F EST - LAT
A STP S F EST - LAT
A MOS S F EST - LAT
A BIE - KIE (move fails, unit dislodged can retreat to Pod or disband)
A CRP S A BIE - KIE
F ROS - VOL

UK (*EndIsForever*)
F Alg-Mor
F ARC-BRN
F Lap S F ARC-BRN
F NTH-SKA
F NWG-NTH
F Nwy S F NWG-NTH

France (SnowFire)
F Bor H
A Pic-Bel (move fails)
A Als-Mun (move fails)
A Par-Als (move fails)
A Swi S A Als-Mun
A Mar S A Swi

Turkey (Vlad)
TA Irn-->Ada
TF Rum-->Ode
TF WBS S TF Rum
TA Ser S TF Rum (invalid order, you can't support moving units when you don't border where they are moving)
TF Ank-->EBS
TF Aeg-->Ion (move fails)
TF Alb S TF Aeg
TA Gre H
TA Ist-->Bul

Germany (Stefu)
A Fra - S Mun
A Ruh - S Mun
A Mun - S Ruh (support cut)
F Bel - S Hol (support cut)
A Hol - S Bel
A Ber - Sax
F Den - H

Italy (Imran)
A (Aus) S French A (Als)-Mun
F (Ven)-Adr
A (Rom) S F (Nap)
F (Nap) H
F (Ion)-Tys (move fails, Ion does not border Tys)
F (Cro) S F (Ven)-Adr
A (Hun) S F (Cro)

[Bosh]

Overheard in the flagship of the Italian Ionian Navy:

"Um, sir we've been attacked with overwhelming force by the Egyptians."
"Damn!"
"We don't have a chance."
"And I just cleaned my cabin too, how can things get any worse?!"
"Aaaah Sir?"
"Yes?"
"We've been attacked with overwhelming force by the Turks too."
"No chance against them either I expect."
"No, not really."
"So we're ruined! Ruined!"
"Not quite. The Egptians and the Turks couldn't decide which of them would have the honor of kicking out asses so we're right were we started."
"Without a scratch."
"So it would appear Sir."

[Vlad Antlerkov]

The Menagerie wishes to apologize for ordering defensive supports for an offensive unit. Those responsible have been sacked.

--Abdul the Halibut

[chequita guevara]

Go ahead and move my retreating army to Podolia.

[Bosh]

I'm about to go give my boss some helpful suggestions as to which anatomical regions he can place my job in. This may cause some slight delay in orders in the future if he goes ballistic, but it shouldn't be a major problem.

[SnowFire]

The French army would like to warn all possible invading space aliens that our armies in Paris and Marseilles have not been subverted by evil Russian sympathizers, but are rather trying out a revolutionary new cloaking device.

[Amon Savag]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Go Boshko!


Polish News!

Guess what...We took that one province from russia...

End of news!

[Bosh]

updated map and updated life: sanity has reigned and I've decided not to give my boss a formal one month notice until I have a definite job in hand and until he pays the other 4/5 of what he SHOULD have payed me two weeks ago according to our contract so I have enough money in hand to buy a plane ticket and food in case he sics immigration on me or something. This means I have to brush off a potential quite nice job offer that wants to call my boss right away. Oh well, at least I get to see one of the most amazing women in the Korea again this weekend

anyway, here's a map with no invisible French unit and showing the Russian retreat:

[chequita guevara]

The map's still wrong. You put the Paris army in Burgundy.

I'm curious as to why Ukraine thought it would be profitable to betray Russia.

[Bosh]

D'oh!

[chequita guevara]

The Moscow Times
President Putin today announce a great victory of the enemies of freedom. Poland has been caught in a classic pincer manuever. Even now, our forces are rushing to close the gap and destroy Poland's army in Bielorus. This will leavevulnerable to exploitation. We expect to reach Warsaw early next year.

"As for our erstwhile allies, the Ukrainians, we leave them to the tender mercies of the Turk. We had ben using our influence with the Turkish government to forestall an invasion of the Ukraine, but once we were stabbed in the back, we withdrew our veil of protection. Let Kiev fall, we care not."

[Amon Savag]

Polish news!

"HAHAHAHA" was heard today from the Polish dictator after hearing the Moscow times

End of news!

[Berzerker]

Amon, where art thou? You just NMR'ed in the Eventis Med game!!!

[mrmitchell]

Orders schmazented. For once I'm not late

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Orders sent today, multiple times.