The Altera Centauri collection has been brought up to date by Darsnan. It comprises every decent scenario he's been able to find anywhere on the web, going back over 20 years.
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Call To Power 2 Cradle 3+ mod in progress: https://apolyton.net/forum/other-games/call-to-power-2/ctp2-creation/9437883-making-cradle-3-fully-compatible-with-the-apolyton-edition
The purple octopus of FFVI? Can't remember his name
I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
Originally posted by BustaMike
From the best bossfight of all time (sorry I don't have a screen shot).
"I am the great giant poo... and I'm going to throw my **** at you!" - sung in an Opera type voice
A huge supply of tish, comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat, you little twat?
(Fecal fighting ensues. You win a few rounds)
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in.
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear;
How d'you think I keep this lovely grin?
Have some more caviar!
(Hurls poo ball at you. Fighting commences anew. You win yet again.)
Now you've really got me rather mad
You're like a niggly tiggly shitty little tagnut.
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
[you - Your butt?]
(boss) My butt!
[you - Your butt?]
(boss) That's right my butt! [ew!] My butt! [eurrgh!] My buuuuuuuuuuuutt!
I know the game. But the real challenge for our readers is to guess which console that game appeared on, from the conversation you've just witnessed.
Well, Alinestra obviously knows what it's from. I gotta tell you I about cried I was laughing so hard the first time I saw a giant pile of poo singing opera while you fight it by throwing wads of toilet paper into its mouth.
"Luck's last match struck in the pouring down wind." - Chris Cornell, "Mindriot"
Originally posted by BustaMike
Well, Alinestra obviously knows what it's from. I gotta tell you I about cried I was laughing so hard the first time I saw a giant pile of poo singing opera while you fight it by throwing wads of toilet paper into its mouth.
Conquer's Bad Fur Day on N64. It's one of the most vulgar and obscene games ever made and it was released on Nintendo of all things. It was a really good game for being on such a POS system. Other ridiculous boss battles included drinking a crapload of beer and pissing on little flame sprites or chasing around a big robot with giant metal testicles and hitting them with a huge mallet.
"Luck's last match struck in the pouring down wind." - Chris Cornell, "Mindriot"
Originally posted by BustaMike
King's Quest right?
I remember in Space Quest...
>pick up ladder
>you pick up the ladder and put it in your pocket
>Ouch!
Hint: It's a text adventure game
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I think I got to level 8 or 9 and that was the best I could do.
the stupid time limit can be quite annoying. it usually stopped me in the final levels of the game. +the cheats never worked I wonder how the boss looked like
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