Utopia - Age 18

[Lemmy]

i'm going back to WoL doing some thieving and some maging, but i think mostly exploring.

[Zopperoni]

Originally posted by War4ever
zopper and eli are you in BF this age

Yea, BF - 2:14 - Amsterdam

I have moved up to the position of Page now, making it the fifth straight round for me as either Monarch or Page

[War4ever]

well done, i am in 23 23 smurf squad, were decent, have short 3 day wars with a day off and were at it again, i traded in of course

[star mouse]

Another war ...

This war started when I wasn't at full mana, so I only got 11 meteors this time. It has been going for a couple of days, but I have been very busy with this war. No wonder, we declared on a target nearly 15% bigger than us....

Here's a summary of our Kingdom Reporter for February, YR5:

** Attacks by the Kingdom **
Standard March: 22, total of 4221 acres captured.
Total attacks by kingdom: 22.

** Attacks against the Kingdom **
Standard March/Conquest: 12, total of 3562 acres captured.
Anonymous Standard March/Conquest: 4, total of 770 acres captured.
Failed Attacks: 3.
Total attacks against kingdom: 19.

Aid packets sent: 637.

February 1st, YR5: Got a dragon from (xx:xx).
February 18th, YR5: Dragon completed. Target: (xx:xx).

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Dragon target has been masked to protect the enemy.

Just to let you know - both kingdoms are over 5 million net worth.

[Eli]

Star Mouse : Are you in a good kingdom?

[War4ever]

OUR KD ONLY HAS ONE WIN, BUT WE HAVE SMASHED MOST KDS QUITE WELL WARRING ALL THE TIME....

A SUICIDE STRAT THAT MANY FAERIES AND UNDEADS ARE USIING IS WORKING QUITE WELL, AND TRAINING MANY ELITES

SHOULD BE HELPFULL LATER IN THE ROUND

[Zopperoni]

Is your Caps Lock stuck, Tim?

Originally posted by Eli
Star Mouse : Are you in a good kingdom?

Hell yea, he is

[Lemmy]

Is your Caps Lock stuck, Tim?

No, if any key would be stuck, it would've been the Shift key
His Caps Lock key could be broken though

[star mouse]

Originally posted by War4ever
A SUICIDE STRAT THAT MANY FAERIES AND UNDEADS ARE USIING IS WORKING QUITE WELL, AND TRAINING MANY ELITES

My monarch pioneered the semi-suicide strat last age. He finished very well using it (top 100 Undead in the world, I'll say no more than that). We thought he was crazy at the time but he finished well.

[star mouse]

Originally posted by Eli
Star Mouse : Are you in a good kingdom?

Yes ... you could say that

I mailed Zopper in-game and he liked my kingdom ... but then again you'd like being in any kingdom that's in the top 50 on the server.

We earned respect in that war - we took an 1800-acre anonymous suicider down to 50 acres before his land came in - we ran out of generals.

[Zopperoni]

Originally posted by star mouse
we ran out of generals.

Farking hell

Funniest thing I've read in this thread so far

[War4ever]

yeah, we just brought a 2500 avian down too 800, not quite so impressive, but not bad nonetheless..

sorry for the caps lock, at work i use em on my screens and when i post i sometimes forget they are on

[star mouse]

We'd never warred any kingdom ranked as high as that before, it was great fun. Four days of Utopian mayhem. One of our provinces got killed off due to Peasant Kill, and we damn near killed off 2 of theirs.

Yes, we did run out of generals on the suicider. He did leave 5000 elites at home but he got overpopped to the point where I could almost break him twice with my wonderously powerful army of 800 elites. Stupid me sent all 3 Elf generals on the attack and there were people online who could give me soldiers.

A hint - when a province gets down to 50 acres from 1800 acres, CB's become very hard to get because the wizards are still there. Use SoM instead, it's actually easier for provinces that small because of the 500-acre minimum land that applies when calculating thief ratios.

The only problem when your kingdom's ranked in the top 50 and you like war - targets are hard to find because they keep running. Six have run from us so far this age. Could it be because we have more Undeads in the Undead top 100 list than any other Kingdom?

[Eli]

Ah, great. Any chance some of your kingdom mates is leaving next age and I could fill his spot?

[War4ever]

We had a big war, they sent a dragon, we sent one. They sent another one, we killed it in one hour....not even a whole hour lol.......we withdrew, my last hit trained 1600 elites, gave me 643 honor and 234 acres ....

they were pissed

so they redeclared on us...we peaced them out, they aren't attacking anymore, no one supports it....

when the war started they were 4.7 mil we were 4.1 i think.....needless to say, we had some rough spots, but came out on top

while were not the most organized, these smurfs have have big blue balls hahahah.... anyways we war so often its loads of fun....