Best quotes in a game

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Should be self-explanatory.

"You spoony bard!" -- Tellah, FFIV

"The young frog, Mallow, who doesn't look at all like a frog, joins your quest." -- Super Mario RPG

And then there's this one from FFIV Hardtype:

[Zkribbler]

Stop touching me!! from Warcraft

[Rasputin]

"Your face, your a$$, whats the difference "

Duke Nukem 3D

[Juggler]

All Minsc quotes (from BG).

[tishco]

[skweek]
-boo the hamster

[Kassiopeia]

Not the best there is, but surely funnier then a bus full of bananas.

[drumbeat]

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice

http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/story.shtml

[aaglo]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
Stop touching me!! from Warcraft

Actually it is Why do you keep touching me?

And about doom...
The biggest bada$$ weapon is called BFG9000 or BFG6000. What does the BFG mean? In Alien Crossfire (in alphna.txt or something similar) the short name for string resonator (the best weapon) is BFG9000!!! Just a coincidence?

[tishco]

actually both!

the humans said in a posh voice "why do you keep touching me!" and the orcs go "STOP TUTCHING MEE!" as they would spell it

[Zealot]

"What is your MAJOR malfunction?" -- Terran Tank, Starcraft

[Zopperoni]

"I am error"

I just don't remember where it came from...

[Father Beast]

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"

from -The Secret Of Monkey Island

[Paul Hanson]

"In your whiskers"! - Wing Commander III

"You can't make accusations like that without evidence. I assume that you have some"? - Perfect Dark

[DeVil]

"Incoming!!!..." - it just sounded great, but I don't remember where it was.

[mactbone]

Blizzard has some really good ones.

Warcraft 2 Axe Thrower: "Say hello to my leetle friend!"

The Ogre Mage quotes.

[Rasputin]

Originally posted by aaglo


Actually it is Why do you keep touching me?

And about doom...
The biggest bada$$ weapon is called BFG9000 or BFG6000. What does the BFG mean? In Alien Crossfire (in alphna.txt or something similar) the short name for string resonator (the best weapon) is BFG9000!!! Just a coincidence?

BFG = Big F*cking Gun