Mafia XIX - Mafia on the Nile

[Hercules]

Mesdame et Messieur. J'ai arrive. Ou est le action? Qui est mort? Quelle le meaning of life.

[Kassiopeia]

Originally posted by Guynemer
Most excellent, Kassi.

Merci beaucoup, monsieur. Although I've never seen this particular incarnation of him, since it's in black and white and as he looks so very French, it has to be the guy everyone thinks is the one and only Maigret. Hell, that thing in the background is the Eiffel Tower.

Originally posted by ljcvetko
Thanks Kassi!

However, this won't save you.

Oh, please do accuse me, we all know what Jamski said in the last thread.

[Tassadar500]

We all are murderers if you think about it

[Chaunk]

Thanks, Kassi!

[GeoModder]

First mate reporting for duty, cap'ain!!

And don't tell me I have to get rid of all the 'bodies' afterwards.

Nice story sofar, Duke.

[GeoModder]

Originally posted by Hercules
Mesdame et Messieur. J'ai arrive. Ou est le action? Qui est mort? Quelle le meaning of life.

Mr. Poirot, peut être une petite problème avec le dictionaire?

[Tassadar500]

Stop the french!

[GeoModder]

Yes cap'ain!

[Tassadar500]

Thats it! Bow down to the Nuclear Master!

[Tassadar500]

That sounded a bit odd, didn't it?

[Theben]

If we had Angela Lansbury here we'd know who the killer was.

I think we could of had a Rumpole, too.

[Zopperoni]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
Which reminds me, why didn't you make Zopp Tubbs, Duke?

Too bad Tuberski isn't playing this one.

[Jonny]

Come on, mafia! We want some bloodshed!

*Secret agent Jonny Hungrigberg continues to incoherently think to himself as he continues to serve drinks to the gathered detectives...

"I feel so terrible, I can't stand this seasickness. I am not a man of the sea.

In fact, why am I on this godforsaken barge again? That's right, I'm here to keep an eye on this suspicious Russian becuase my government superiors in Liechtenstein believe he's a 'threat to national security'... now wait a second, since when did we have any national security concerns? We don't have an intelligence agency, we don't even have a army, not even 1 submachine gun resides within national borders! We rely on the Swiss for our protection... wait a sec, they don't have a professional army either! My nation doesn't have any protection against imperialism! So that must be why I was sent here; the king knows that the invaders are coming and he's sent people like me across the globe to ensure the survival of the Liechtensteinian race and eventually create a New Liechtenstein in Antarctica!!! Or something like that. I guess I've had too much of that 'accidentally-spilled' beer again..."

"Drinks? Drinks anyone?"

[gjramsey]

Too bad I can't inflict a Gopher avatar on this group of Detective's

[Ljube]

I bet the Duke hasn't appointed any mafia yet.