Apolyton the Video Game!!!!!

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by DrSpike
However I would have thought it would be spectacualrly obvious to all that I do not possess magical powers, and can in fact not actually cast spells of any kind.

So all this time your posts were lies! How could you do this to us? :cries:

[Theben]

Sure I am. If you were a Deity yourself you'd know we don't cast spells. We merely wish things, and they are.

That's a bit unbalancing, as far as game development goes.

[DrSpike]

Yeah you might make that point, but you need a lot of resources to tech to tier 7, so though it is powerful it comes at a price. Overall I'd say it's balanced, and that one should just nerf demogames and forum games.

[Zero]

Originally posted by duke o' york
Can I be M Bison? Just for the natty uniform, of course!

Do you really wanna be the masturbator? See his animation, he jerks his hand up and down. M.Bison = masturbating bison.

Yeah, you would fight like a 1hp goblin armed with a twig.

OMG 1hP goblin with a twig da broke! I WiLL pWnZ j0o aLL!!!1!!!

Iheard this stick gives me power to do infinte combo with delayed hyper combo finish + omstant reversal any time anywhere. WoW!

twig power.

[Zero]

jacking off

[Dauphin]

Given the blue patch on his groin he's tightfisted to boot.

[DrSpike]

Dauphin's special move: pretending to be disgusted at Jamski's special whilst secretly being able to do it himself, with extra surprise damage. This is his only special.

[Zero]

My special power is crazy random capitalization and 14 yr old cyberkiddie style grammarz!!!1!!

This form of attack is nearly impossible to beat, since you cannot read what youre replying back agst, you have no option of any way of counterattacking.

Therefore, this superattack makes me in the top tier rank, but the only thing that prevents me from reaching god tier is that some ppl actually have the ability to read and understand my L337 ScRiPtS... which makes the character matchup unfavorable agst me and makes it a difficult matchup...

[bipolarbear]

Do you really wanna be the masturbator? See his animation, he jerks his hand up and down. M.Bison = masturbating bison.

I think it looks morel ike he's playing craps, nad by saying that, I can still get in a subtle potty humor reference.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by DrSpike
Yeah you might make that point, but you need a lot of resources to tech to tier 7, so though it is powerful it comes at a price. Overall I'd say it's balanced, and that one should just nerf demogames and forum games.

Well that can be fixed readily, Doc.

[duke o' york]

Originally posted by Zero
Do you really wanna be the masturbator? See his animation, he jerks his hand up and down. M.Bison = masturbating bison.

Do they not teach anatomy at school these days?

[Theben]

If he can **** off at that length he's wasting his talent as an arch-villain.

[Mr. President]

He is a cartoon character. If we believe that Wile E. Coyote can tie a rocket to his back and zoom through a train tunnel . . .

[alva]

Wilie IS REAL !!!!!


Damn bird

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by DrSpike
Dauphin's special move: pretending to be disgusted at Jamski's special whilst secretly being able to do it himself, with extra surprise damage. This is his only special.

I have other moves, but sometimes repeating the same move over and over gets the shock and awe loop that the opponent just can not get out of, leading to a quick KO.