Mafia XVII - Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis

[Rasputin]

so we know we killed the first mafia.. the beheader but who was it ,, Rah, Ghengis or ADG ????

[Rasputin]

and me wonders how the damn clues pointed to him... lines drawn on the wall !!!!

[Theben]

Quit spamming.

[Rasputin]

just trying to improve my detective skills for next game by linking clues with a killer. either that or i go along with the usual docpiles

[Theben]

It shouldn't take 3 posts to hone your skills...

[Jamski]

Name

Voted
For



1. Zopperoni

General Ludd



2. Theben

Rasputin



3. Alva

Theben



4. Snowfire

Rasputin



5. General Ludd

General Ludd 


8. Kassiopeia

General Ludd



9. DrSpike

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12. Jonny

General Ludd 


13. Guynemer

FlameFlash



18. FlameFlash

General Ludd 


20. Rasputin

Theben



21. Hercules
Theben



23. Tuberski

-

A draw is still possible...

-Jam

[Skanky Burns]

Osweld's campaign of voting for himself seems to be working this round.

[Ljube]

Osweld's days seem to be counted, so I'll just wait for another kill before I post my findings.

I have a couple of suspects now, though only one of them prime suspect, but it's much safer to wait for another kill. Maybe one of my suspects dies and makes my job much easier

[Theben]

ljcvetko's detective school:

1. Gather all possible suspects.

2. Place all suspects in holding cell.

3. Come back 3 days later and see which one killed all the others.

4. Declare survivor the murder, and take into custody.

Brilliant!

[Ljube]

Can you do better than that?

[Jamski]

He has a good point.

Time is running out, I'm afraid.

-Jam

[DrSpike]

General Ludd

[Chaunk]

And now I can rest in peace

[Jamski]

Episode 8

The surviving Romans assembled and cast their votes again, with General Ludd once again voting for himself, sealing his fate.

"Are you insane?" asked Tuberski
"He must be," said Guynemer "Is it my turn to do the honours?"

The blacksmith held General Ludd's head down on his anvil, and raised a hammer.
"You have to ask me to do it," he told Ludd "Ask me to kill you."
"No!" said Ludd "Do you think I want to die?"
"Fine," said Rasputin "Jonny will start to read his poems to you."

Jonny took out a scroll, cleared his throat and recited:

"The pretty little bunny,
That grazed upon the daffodils,
Is sadly not that funny,
And has one ear more than slightly bigger than the other..."

"KILL ME NOW!" screamed General Ludd, and Guynemer brought the hammer down.

The Romans left for another night of free wine at the expense of Rah's cellars.

* * * * * *

In the middle of the night however, Hercules needed to go for a pee, and he stumbled in the darkness over some kind of flat wooden object.

Upon entering the toiletia he encountered Alva, groaning and cluching at his head, his groin, his stomach and the small of his back. He was having some sort of fit or seizure as well.
"...abnormal electrical activity is taking place in my brain..." complained Alva through clenched teeth as he shook and writhed, scattering headlice over the floor "...and its caused by... OW!"

Alva shouted as two nephroliths burst the small of his back, followed by a complete rectal collapse.

The noise gathered the Romans into the toletia, where they witnessed Alva falling down dead, headfirst into one of the chutes.

"Check his penis," suggested DrSpike
"Its turning green," replied Tuberski, "Just like the others."

"I really feel that this u..." started FlameFlash...
"This used to be a nice place to live," completed Rasputin "Oh, by Jupiter, of course."

"Dum tempus habemus, operemur bonum," said Zoppi, and nearly everyone agreed with him.

Its is now time to vote

-Jam

[Jamski]

Name

Job

Status



1. Zopperoni

Slave

Alive



2. Theben

Butcher

Alive


3. Alva

Retired
Legionary

Dead - All kinds of stuff



4. Snowfire

Aspiring Gladiator

Alive


5. General Ludd

Pretorian
Prefect

Dead - Romans



6. Joncha

Pimp

Dead - Romans



7. ADG

Fish
Trader

Dead - Romans



8. Kassiopeia

Slave Dealer

Alive


9. DrSpike

Champion Gladiator

Alive


10. Jon Miller

Librarian

Dead - Dsypepsia



11. Rah

Brothel
Owner

Dead - Romans



12. Jonny

Poet

Alive


13. Guynemer

Blacksmith

Alive


14. Spiffor

Senator

Dead - Green Penis



15. GJRamsey

Scribe

Dead - Romans



16. Chaunk

Keeper
of the Sacred Chickens

Dead - Beheaded



17. MattH

Tribune

Dead - All kinds of stuff



18. FlameFlash

Saturnine Pontifex

Alive


19. Vlad
Antlerkov

Gladiator
Trainer

Dead - raving with headlice



20. Rasputin

Jovian Pontifex

Alive


21. Hercules

Strongman

Alive


22. Skanky Burns

Tavern
Owner

Dead - Beheaded



23. Tuberski

Chariot Racer

Alive


24. Ghengis Farb
Mosaic
Artist

Dead - Romans

***A Clue***

These stories, symptoms, comments and clues are starting to stack up. You know enough.

-Jam