Mafia XVII - Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis

[Tuberski]

Let it be known that I did vote last round, yet it wasn't recognized!!!

ACK!

[joncha]

I think you're on Jamski's ignore list too...

[Jamski]

It seems I'm on the mafia's ignore list.

Oh well.

Waiting for orders.

Bloody weekend

-Jam

[FlameFlash]

Personally I'm not one much for this whole "not voting" thing... it's a strategic choice IMHO... certainly helps to fly under the radar sometimes.

[Jamski]

I'll skip it then.

Less work for me

Be nice if the mafia would make his mind up soon.

-Jam

[Kassiopeia]

This is just begging for a little analysis as to who hasn't posted over the weekend. Take SnowFire, for instance, he's becoming a primary suspect.

[Jamski]

Still waiting

-Jam

[Hercules]

Haven't read all the evidence but it seems Gen Ludd is implicated

[joncha]

Yeah, that whole voting for yourself thing was pretty suspicious...

...but I think I'll reserve judgement until after we hear back from Jamski.

[SnowFire]

Kas: On the contrary, it proves my innocence. If I was crazy enough to drop a standard vote before leaving (risking retribution for "it's suspicious to go first!), I would have dropped a Mafia kill by PM too, no? I'm far too much of a perfectionist to not send in kills.

Jamski: I'd also like to comment that you shouldn't hold people not voting against 'em when you close the votes early due to a landslide (like with Genghis). I did TRY to vote in that, er, "election."

[Kassiopeia]

Kas: On the contrary, it proves my innocence. If I was crazy enough to drop a standard vote before leaving (risking retribution for "it's suspicious to go first!), I would have dropped a Mafia kill by PM too, no? I'm far too much of a perfectionist to not send in kills.

Indeed, I realised that just before clicking on this thread and reading your message. Unless this is a clever ploy to distract us, of course.

[Jamski]

Episode 6

Alva was woken in the middle of the night by a groaning noise from the toiletium. Slowly he crossed the floor, careful not to wake anyone, despite getting a bit tangled in some kind of rope halfway accross the room.

In the toletium Jon Miller was squatting over one of the chutes, with his toga removed.
"Oh by Jupiter it hurts!" he moaned "Letting the grave dance over my brain?"

Alva approached him.
"Are you alright?" he inquired from the suffering librarian
"Just a spot of Dyspepsia, old boy!" replied Jon with a smile "You'd better stand back."

Alva stood back, as Jon's overstrained bowels gave way, releasing a stinking torrent of excrement, followed by his large and small intestines, his liver, and finally his stomach.

Jon lay on the tolietium floor, blood gushing from his ruined anus. Alva shouted for the others.

"Ring a ring a roses...." muttered Jon and died.

"By Saturn! He's d..." spluttered FlameFlash and stopped, Rasputin's hand over his mouth.

"We can all see that," said Rasputin.
"As we can see his green penis," commented DrSpike.
"Pulvis et umbra sumus," said Zopperoni sadly, and covered Jon with his toga.

Time to vote!

-Jam

[Jamski]

Name

Job

Status



1. Zopperoni

Slave

Alive



2. Theben

Butcher

Alive


3. Alva

Retired Legionary

Alive


4. Snowfire

Aspiring Gladiator

Alive


5. General Ludd

Pretorian Prefect

Alive


6. Joncha

Pimp

Alive


7. ADG

Fish
Trader

Dead -Romans



8. Kassiopeia

Slave Dealer

Alive


9. DrSpike

Champion Gladiator

Alive


10. Jon Miller

Librarian

Dead - Dsypepsia



11. Rah

Brothel
Owner

Dead - Romans



12. Jonny

Poet

Alive


13. Guynemer

Blacksmith

Alive


14. Spiffor

Senator

Dead - Green Penis



15. GJRamsey

Scribe

Dead - Romans



16. Chaunk

Keeper
of the Sacred Chickens

Dead - Beheaded



17. MattH

Tribune

Alive


18. FlameFlash

Saturnine Pontifex

Alive


19. Vlad
Antlerkov

Gladiator
Trainer

Dead - raving with headlice



20. Rasputin

Jovian Pontifex

Alive


21. Hercules

Strongman

Alive


22. Skanky Burns

Tavern
Owner

Dead - Beheaded



23. Tuberski

Chariot Racer

Alive


24. Ghengis Farb
Mosaic
Artist

Dead - Romans

***A Clue***

When threatened properly, the slaves in Rah's Taverna reveal that they saw someone tampering with Jon Miller's food the previous evening, while consulting a large scroll, which they read with some difficulty.

-Jam

[Guynemer]

I still think joncha must have something to do with the green penis business.

[Rasputin]

OOC: Woohooo appears my "BAN" is over.. dont know what happened but couldnt post till this minute and here i was thinking i was going to be stuck jsut reading and not posting all week.

IC: By Jupiter and Rah , I think the pimp must go Joncha