Nascar Race Thread

[Skanky Burns]

Round 8 Results

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The racers are (car #, name, speed, heading, WC, orders):
1. alva,	retired
2. Rah,		0, SW, 1,	a(m1)r(m7)
3. gjramsey,	3, NE, 3,	a(a+1)(m3)l(m4)
4. Spaced,	3, NE, 1,	b(b+1)mrl(3m)
5. Jonny,	3, E, 5,	bLRL
6. Jamski,	8, E, 3,	bL(m5)R(m)

alva spots a cute girl by the side of the track as he begins to accelerate. He quickly slams the brakes on and jumps out of his car to go chat with her.
In other news, gjramsey decided to live up to his name again, this time by ramming Spaced. Spaced manages to get his car under control first and so gets the front postion (I rolled a 14).
Rah crashes into the side of the track. The pitcrew spin his car around to face away from the fence. "Go that direction" they say.
Jamski laughs at the two cars crashing behind him, while somewhere out of sight Jonny takes a shortcut.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Ramsey, you fool, can you not see how wicked this corner be. Both Rah and Jamski are going into the wall. I was actually going to be able to get around it with some speed, but now it will take me all day. (mutters) Houston drivers!

[rah]

A(m1) and hope no one hits me.

[gjramsey]

Thank you, thank you. and you probably thought Dallas drivers were bad.

You are safe from me Rah, I have no speed, but do have some wild cards to become a menace again.

[Spaced Cowboy]

No trust me, I have driven in Houston, if what you call driving is doing 5-10 MPH on the freeway.

Anyway sented.

[gjramsey]

once we get all freeways expanded to 22 lanes, life will be good. I remeber the North-Central (parking-lot) Expressway was fairly horrid before it got expanded.

Sent as weel

[Jamski]

Orders sent.

And BOY am I glad I have 3 WCs left.

-Jam

[Jonny]

I don't see a need to PM my orders (I think everyone knows what's coming here), so...

R (m1) L (m1) R (m1)

[alva]

Originally posted by Jamski
Orders sent.

And BOY am I glad I have 3 WCs left.

-Jam

Wanne buy some?

[Jamski]

I'll pay 3 $pams per WC.

-Jam

[Spaced Cowboy]

Hmm, no update???

BTW Jonny only should have 4 WC remaining....not that it matters at this point.

[Skanky Burns]

Tis the weekend, and I drunk large quantities of alcohol instead of updating this.

[Jamski]

A VERY wise choice

-Jam

[rah]

Yes probably was a good idea. We could have all crashed.

[Skanky Burns]

/me looks at his notes.
Hmmm, how did the cars end up there?

I need orders from Jonny and clarification of orders fron Jamski.