Mafia XVI - Ya' lookin' at me?

[Ljube]

Thanks for Peter Sellers Jam. One of my favourite actors.

[Jamski]

It seemed... somehow... umm... appropriate...

-Jam

[Kassiopeia]

The weirdest thing is that the past few weeks I've started to listen to Björk's music, out of the blue.

Pete Postlethwaite

Kobayashi

Zopperoni - Pierluigi Collina

[Jamski]

I know he's a ref, but imagine him as a bodyguard... I mean Vinne Jones made the transition from centrehalf to actor, so why not from referee...

Ok, he would look COOL in shades and a dark suit, with a small machinegun

-Jam

[Theben]

Instead of "You understand me?", try "Ya unnerstand?" or "Ya know what I'm sayin'?" or just "Capisce?"

Also, for an authentic Chicagoan mob flava:

beef= A complaint or problem
goo-goo= A do-gooder, honest person
make the drop= solicit a bribe
vised= fired or arrested
Chinaman= Sponsor, helper (usually with some clout)
clout= Power or influence of an illegal nature
squared= Made OK

[MattH]

I dunno what we's gonna do wit' dis mob crowd. I mean really, a guy like me doesn't live long in a town like this. Sooner or later, Ljcvetko is gonna vise some real players, and then we're all in the doghouse.

[Guynemer]

Charlie Sheen?

Charlie EFFIN' Sheen?!

I say we execute Jamski first.

[Jamski]

Part 1

Don Yorkie takes the phone Zopperoni is holding out to him and answers.
"Yeah?... You talking to me?... Uh-huh... Ok, yadda, yadda, yadda... so where is the money?... Uh-Huh..."
The Don throws the phone violently away.
"Ya'll never guess who that was, Zoppi," he says.
Zopperoni says nothing.
"Don't talk a lot do ya?"

* * * * *

Zopperoni walks into Skanky's and pushs a red piece of paper and a bill over the bartop to Skanky. He glances at the red paper, pocketes the banknote and slides a decent glass of whisky back over the counter to Zopperoni
"He's in the back room" Skanky indictates by pointing over his shoulder.
Zopperoni grunts and strolls over to the back door, whistling a little Italian aria.

* * * * *

GJRamsey sits opposite Alva and Vlad. The coins are mostly on his side of the table. Avla is dealing when Zopperoni comes in, whistling though his teeth. Vlad fumbles in his pocket, then relaxes.

Zopperoni drops a yellow folder on the card table in front of Vlad.

* * * * *

Close up on the yellow folder. A large hand opens it. It contains a large black and white photgraph of Jonny, dead with what appears to be a hole in the back of his head.

* * * * *

Vlad shrugs.
"Not my line of work, bub" he states, flatly.

GJRamsey opens his wallet and takes out all the notes and counts them. Zoppi raises an eyebrow. GJ scrapes all the coins off the table into a bag and offers that to Zoppi as well.

"Looks like I needed to get lucky today, boys" says GJ, and leaves the card game. The others just look at each other.

* * * * *

HongHu is teaching class when the door knocks. There's a phone call for her. Jonny's son, little Jonny, just lost his dad last night, she should go easy on him. She nods.

* * * * *

The doorbell rings at Yorkie Towers. Kassiopeia opens it. A man enters.
"Would you like to buy a bible?" he asks.

* * * * *

Tassadar is working hard cutting holes in the pages of bibles the size of whisky bottles, while Herc and Tuberski load the bibles with bottles and pack them into crates.

* * * * *

Everyone gathers in Rah's basement. It is very quiet.
"I wanna know who killed Jonny" says the Don, "Now either you own up, or we do this the other way"
No one says a word.

* * * * *

It is time to vote!

-Jam

[Jamski]

No big clues yet, but with increasing obviousness as the game progresses.

Theben, thanks, look out for the NEXT Episode for better dialogue.

And Charlie Sheen is cool

-Jam

[Zopperoni]

Bodyguard? Does that mean that if Don Yorkie's the target, I'll be the one getting shot?

[Jamski]

No, but if the other killer wants to get you next then I'll write it that you stop a bullet for Yorkie, ok?

And if they kill you next, I'll give a big clue for their identity too

If I feel like it

-Jam

[Ljube]

Damn it Jamski, post some clues

You think the clues in the last game were too obvious?

Well, they weren't.

[Jamski]

-tko, I could TELL you who the mafia is, and you'd still get the wrong person.

Every game, someone has analysed the clues, come to the right conculsion, and then been completely ignored by the others.

THAT'S not my fault.

-Jam

[Zopperoni]

Originally posted by Jamski
No, but if the other killer wants to get you next then I'll write it that you stop a bullet for Yorkie, ok?

Cool

Collina is standing by!

[Theben]

Pierluigi's head looks a little small, though.