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  • Magique: the Gathering (no, I am not insane)

    Well, actually I am insane, but not about this.

    Wizards of the Coast is a family of studios specializing in building role playing, trading card, and digital games for all genres of players.



    Q: "My father is a lawyer and he told me that he read that Magic was going to have to change its name? Could this possibly be true?" -- Larry Wu, Pepper Pike, OH

    A: From Joanne Dewey, Wizards Chief Legal Counsel:

    "Larry,

    "Your father was correct but the situation is not as dire as it might first appear. During Magic: the Gathering's first year in existence, there was a trademark challenge by the Orlando MagicTM of the National Basketball Association. During the last ten years, Wizards of the Coast and the Orlando Magic have been in and out of court trying to clarify the issue. Last week, Wizards of the Coast lost the final appeal. By the ruling, starting today, the first of April, Wizards of the Coast is no longer legally allowed to use the name Magic.

    "This does not mean that the game is going to change its name. It merely means that Wizards of the Coast is forced to find an alternative spelling. Many of the popular spellings are also copyrighted (including Magik by the Marvel Enterntainment Group, Magick by the Hallmark Corporation and Majic and Majick by Microsoft). Luckily, using inspiration from one of our own expansions, Mercadian Masques, we have decided to change the name to Magique: the Gathering. According to our editing department, this will have a tiny change in pronunciation. Instead of /MA jik/, the name will now be pronounced [ma JEEK/ with accent on the second syllable.


    "The biggest ramification of this change though will be the Magique: the Gathering card back. I've been told that production has been itching for years to update the card back and with this mandated change, we will for the first time ever do so. This does create the problem of mixing different card backs for casual and tournament play. To solve this problem, Wizards of the Coast has decided to run a limited print run of each previously published Magique: the Gathering expansion with the new card back. These new expansions will be printed once a month until all the old sets have been duplicated. This should take just under four years. New expansions of Magique: the Gathering will still be produced on the same schedule.

    "I understand that this news might come as a shock, but be assured that Wizards the Coast is doing everything it can to guarantee that Magique: the Gathering remains the premier trading card game. Stay tuned to magiquethegathering.com for continuing information."
    Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

  • #2
    You don't think it's actually an April Fool's Day thing, do you?

    'Cause I'm-a kill them if they made me think I had another chance to buy Arabian Nights when I really didn't.
    Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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    • #3
      April fool for SURE.

      -Jam
      1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
      That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
      Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
      Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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      • #4
        On further reflection, I agree.

        I'm a little embarrassed now. But it's more believable than the other April Fool jokes that are up right now.
        Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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        • #5


          Try it

          -Jam
          1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
          That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
          Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
          Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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          • #6
            Orlando Magic can't copyright a commonly used word that has been in the English language for over a hundred years before they existed.

            Otherwise I'm heading to the patent office and copyrighting "the".

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            • #7
              Yeah - and Minnesota are suing Sid for putting the Vikings in his games. Especially for making them one of the dark blue civs!

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              • #8
                Next, Wizards of the Coast will be sued by the Washington Wizards.

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                • #9
                  Way back in the '90s there was a dispute between the L.A. Lakers and South Melbourne because the latter wanted to use the nickname "Lakers".
                  Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                  • #10
                    Ah, but is the announcement of Unhinged also an April Fools Joke, or will there be another marvellous joke-expansion?
                    Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                    "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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                    • #11
                      Good April Fool's actually
                      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                      • #12
                        The Unhinged thing is tougher to call.

                        In the article, Rosewater says it's not real. But since he's saying it's not real on April Fool's Day, does that cast doubt on it?

                        If they announce a real thing on April Fool's Day, will everyone dismiss it as a joke and then be shocked when they walk into Games World and it's on the shelf?

                        Is there a better way to announce a joke expansion than in the form of a joke on the jokingest day of the year?
                        Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                        • #13
                          Y'know what else?

                          Rosewater is the head of Design now and making a sequel to Unglued is one of his declared aims.
                          Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Zopperoni
                            Next, Wizards of the Coast will be sued by the Washington Wizards.

                            There was a joke by Dennis Miller, IIRC, that went like this:

                            The Washington Bullets today announced that they are changing their name, because their name is so synonimous with violence.

                            From now on, they will be known as the District of Columbia Bullets.



                            ACK!
                            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                            • #15
                              Practically certain Unhinged exists now; Rosewater said we'd find out for sure on Monday. Well, if it already didn't exist, then why tell us we'd find out for sure? We'd already been told so.

                              It should be noted that the "You Decide!" prank was pretty cool too. They had those "You Decide!" polls up for the last two weeks or so, with no explanation or nuttin'. Perfect camoflauge as some corporate drone's idea to add interactivity to the site.
                              All syllogisms have three parts.
                              Therefore this is not a syllogism.

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