Gladiator III - Let the Battle Commence!

[Theben]

Hey! I live in Indiana, and you can't get much worse than that!

[Spaced Cowboy]

Originally posted by Theben
Hey! I live in Indiana, and you can't get much worse than that!

You can say that again, Thizbin!

[Theben]

Only Texas is worse.

[Mart]

Utah is worse

[Drogue]

I dunno, Utah has some gorgeous scenary, as long as you steer clear of Salt Lake City. Plus a basketball team that plays in purple and has the word "Jazz" in the title. But either way, only waiting on Capitan Garlic

[Spaced Cowboy]

Originally posted by Theben
Only Texas is worse.

Man, don't mess with Texas. Actually, I do not like northern climates. Not enough golf days.

[Theben]

Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy

Man, don't mess with Texas.

Why mess with a disaster area?

Where's El Capitan? Gonna lose yer bars if ya don't git here soon!

[Spaced Cowboy]

Originally posted by Theben
Why mess with a disaster area?

Oh you mean Indianapolis, but that time I checked, that was not in Texas.

[CapitanGarlic]

Ack, sorry sorry sorry workin' on it. Gimme two minutes.

[CapitanGarlic]

Okay, in and done.

edit: damn, took me seven minutes. *kills self*

[Rasputin]

woohoo we all in ,, did i improve or get worse ??

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by CapitanGarlic
*kills self*

Awesome, that's one win chalked up.

[Drogue]

Have orders, am tabulating. Expect results to be posted in the next hour

[Drogue]

Results

/me trawls through the blood, gore and sweat in the players area, and pins up a set of results on the wall:

2   vs   7
85     100
H(19)  H(7)
H(6)   M
M      H(8)
70     75
         W

2   vs   8
90      92
H(6)    H(10)
H(6)    H(10)
M        M
70      80
         W

2   vs   9
100    96
H(2)     M
H(2)     M
H(2)     M
100    90
W

1    vs    4
1          6
H(22)   H(15)
[i]Both contestants are knocked unconscious by each other's blows, and the match is drawn.[/i]
0          0
D          D

1   vs   5
47       23
M      H(7)
H(23)  M
[i]With a carefully placed blow, Theben is knocked out.  4 points to the Doctor for a KO.[/i]
47        0
KO

1    vs    6
16        10
H(12)     M
[i]While blocking The Mad Captain's blow, The Doctor replies, knocking the Captain out cold, and picking up another 4 points.[/i]
16         0
KO

3    vs    4
34        45
M          M
M          M
M          M
34        45
           W

3    vs    6
71        56
H(27)   H(22)
M          M
H(27)   H(22)
27         2
W

3    vs    8
78        60
H(25)   H(10)
H(25)   H(10)
M          M
58        10
W

4    vs    7
64        48
M          M
M          M
M          M
64        48
W

5   vs   8
91       88
H(17)   H(7)
H(17)   H(7)
M          M
77       54
W

5   vs   9
93      80
M        M
H(16)  H(24)
H(16)  H(19)
50      48
W

6   vs   7
86       74
M        M
H(20)    M
H(12)   H(7)
79       42
W

6    vs    9
72        59
M          M
H(24)    H(34)
M          M
38        35


Key:
1    vs    7 = Gladiator Number
xx = Starting HP
H = Hit
M = Miss
(x) = Damage caused
xx = HP left
W = Win = 3 points
D = Draw = 1 point
KO = Knockout = 4 points

[Drogue]

Standings and Matchups

/me pins a second notice next to the first, showing the standings in the league:

1	The Doctor	9
4	Spacius Maxiumus	7
3	Skanky Burns	6
5	Theben	6
6	Mad Captain Garland	6
2	Jamski-San	3
7	Frozzius Eventius	3
8	The Great Raz	3
9	Mart the Hammer	0

A couple of interesting things:
While not winning a match, Mart was always less than 10 points behind his opponent, with some of the closest matches yet.
The Doctor knocked out every single one of his opponents so far, picking up 9 points despite drawing against Spacius.

/me coughs, and then raises his voice:

The matchups for the second round are ready. They are...

/me reads out a list of names, and then pins up a third sheet:

1. The Doctor (1) - W20 A0
Vs.
Frozzius Eventius - W6 A14
The Great Raz - W10 A10
Mart the Hammer - W12 A8

2. Jamski-San (2) - W10 A10
Vs.
Spacius Maxiumus - W15 A5
Theben - W7 A13
Mad Captain Garland - W12 A8

3. Skanky Burns (3) - W10 A10
Vs.
Theben - W7 A13
Frozzius Eventius - W6 A14
Mart the Hammer - W12 A8

4. Spacius Maxiumus - W15 A5
Vs.
Jamski-San - W10 A10
The Great Raz - W10 A10
Mart the Hammer - W12 A8

5. Theben - W7 A13
Vs.
Jamski-San - W10 A10
Skanky Burns - W10 A10
Frozzius Eventius - W6 A14

6. Mad Captain Garland - W12 A8
Vs.
Jamski-San - W10 A10
The Great Raz - W10 A10

7. Frozzius Eventius - W6 A14
Vs.
The Doctor (1) - W20 A0
Skanky Burns - W10 A10
Theben - W7 A13

8. The Great Raz - W10 A10
Vs.
The Doctor (1) - W20 A0
Spacius Maxiumus - W15 A5
Mad Captain Garland - W12 A8

9. Mart the Hammer - W12 A8
Vs.
The Doctor (1) - W20 A0
Skanky Burns - W10 A10
Spacius Maxiumus - W15 A5

I am now accepting orders for the matchups above