That would be something to show them wouldn't it? Although I'd say I'm perfectly content that you be the representative of us newbies for I have started to realize the brutality of this supposed competition. Trying to ensure one's own survival by slaughtering her dearest friends, not something that a princess would be dreaming of.
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Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski
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Welcome again Gladiator fans to the arena where only one contestant will walk away. This is round A of the semifinals between Jamski-San and Lord Drogue of Antonie.
Lets go down to our on field commentator and last year's champion, Skanky Burns. "Well, both the contestants are evenly matched. If either contestant scores a lot of hits with a lot of power behind the blows and manages to kill the opponent, then they will win."
Well thank you for that cutting analysis, Skanky.
It looks like the combatants are ready to begin. They start to circle each other looking for the right opportunity to strike. At the same intant both warriors charge at each other with shields and weapons held high.
They both run into each other, shield to shield, and bounce back a few steps from the force of the blow. Just as the crowd is wondering what that was all about, the crazy guys do it again.
Skanky: "You know that is a well known defensive ploy that I've used in the past to .. uh .. butter my bread."
Wow, that is some insight that you have there Skanky. But it actually looks like the guys in the ring might actually try something in their third encounter.
Jamski starts towards Drogue and jabs to the left of Drogue's shield just as Drogue starts to duck under the blow. Drogue is not fast enough, however, and the blade of Jamski's weapon slices the top left ear lobe of Drogue completely off.
At the same instant that Drogue was ducking he was spining his blade in a clockwise motion on the underside of Jamski's shield. It hit something under there as two little bloody wiggly things dropped into the sand.
The contestants back away from each other, Drogue cupping his hand over what used to be his ear, and Jamski having a little trouble holding onto his shield.
(Jamski has 82 points remaining, Drogue has 87 points remaining).
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Ow! It seems me and Drogue are trying the same tactics...
Skanky really knows his stuff, eh?
-Jam1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
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Orders sent.
/me bows to Drogue, drops his shield (Jamski-san doesn't use a shield) and poses for the crowd *
-Jam1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.
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Good fight boys! At this rate we will be able to see the first person in Mars when the match is decided.Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski
Grapefruit Garden
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First you critisise my all-out-attack, then you have problems when we fight defensively. What DO you want?
Women...
-Jam1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.
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Well in a point match you fight elegantly and in a death match you shoot for a clean and quick execusion that's how.
No actually I'm just trying to prove that I am really a woman.Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski
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Originally posted by Jamski
First you critisise my all-out-attack, then you have problems when we fight defensively. What DO you want?
Women...
I think 18 and 13 damage is perfectly reasonable for one round. It's one of my highest actuallySmile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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Life is so precious. Who wouldn't want to guard it. But I'd prefer a quick death if I have to die. If I die, I die honorably.Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski
Grapefruit Garden
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Sent as well. You see, defense needs points in only one discapline, whereas attack needs it in two. So it is easier to defend than attack. Especially when you can hit a cheeky blow every now and then, for a point or twoSmile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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Shall we post them up Drogue, or wait for Spaced to do it properly with the story?
-Jam1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.
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Wait for Spaced. We can't work out each others exact scores from what Spaced puts. If we could, this would be a lot easier! As it is, the guesswork is funSmile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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Yeah, and I like the suspense almost as mcuh as the story he tells.
-Jam1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.
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Originally posted by Jamski
You got flattened by FLEAS!!!!!
-Jam(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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