Mafia 6 - Village of Death

[rah]

Damn, lost track of things writing reviews today. No mood to think so I'll just vote.

GhengisFarb

He'll understand.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Its a smear campaign by the true Mafia, Kass. Him and his Goon, Drogue are too much for me.

But, I won't go quietly into the night, no.

No, I'll scream like a school girl till you gut out my throat.

[Zopperoni]

Originally posted by GhengisFarb
No, I'll scream like a school girl till you gut out my throat.

For good effect, castrate him first.

[Spiffor]

We need to end GhengisFarb's rule of terror!

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Et tu, Spiffor?

[rah]

Hmm, a quiet night.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by rah
Hmm, a quiet night.

I think that Kass and Drogue had planned on killing me next but as the Villagers have beat them to it, they must now rethink their plans........

[Drogue]

Or it's just that Spaced still isn't here. We're waiting for results in the Gladiator competition too. Does anyone know if something's happened to him?

[Spaced Cowboy]

Originally posted by Drogue
Spaced: I've voted, on the last page. GhengisFarb.

No you mentioned both Skanky and Ghengis in that post. No bolding, hence I was not going to assume.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Villagers

Spiffor - GhengisFarb
Rah - GhengisFarb
GhengisFarb - Skanky Burns
Skanky Burns - GhengisFarb
Nikolai - vovan
Kassiopeia - GhengisFarb
Guynemer -
Drogue - GhengisFarb
vovan - Skanky Burns

Not among the living:
ADG - Killed by Mafia (round 1)
Pave - Killed by villagers (round 1)
Jon Miller - Killed by Mafia (round 2)
Alva - Killed by villagers (round 2)
Zopperoni - Killed by Mafia (round 3)
MattH - Killed by villagers (round 3)
Jamski - Killed by Mafia (round 3)

Votes:
Skanky Burns - 2
GhengisFarb - 5
vovan - 1
No vote - 1

The village has spoken:

GhengisFarb is grabbed by the villagers and taken to the town's best restaurant. They take him to the kitchen area and put him head first into the potoatoe peeling machine.

(For those who do not know what that is: Imagine a washing machine with no lid and no internal spindle, just a giant tub with a mesh drain in the center. The tub surface is made out of some rough metal such that when the tub spins the pototoes band against the surface knocking away part of their skin. Water jets on the side wash the bits of peel away. It will hold about 100lbs. of potatoes)

They flipped on the switch and at first Ghengis screams, then a scream muffled by water, then nothing as his body went limp. For a at least five minutes, the villagers stood and watched as Ghengis' body slowly sunk into the machine as grinding sounds of bone and gristle filled the room.

Spiffor finally could not take it anymore and stepped towards the machine to grab one of Ghengis' legs. Just as he was about to grab it, both legs sucumbed to centrifigal force and were pulled into the tub. The machine screamed as Ghengis' legs banged around inside the machine.

At this point no one moved for at least another few minutes. The grinding, banging sound subsided and Rah finally gained the courage to look inside the tub. There was nothing left.

Night falls on the village....

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Drogue
.... if I were the mafia, I'd be trying to docpile whoever everyone else is, since it's shifting the blame onto others.

and then............

Originally posted by Drogue
Spaced: I've voted, on the last page. GhengisFarb.

By his own lips he states that if he were the Mafia he would be participating in the docpile. And by his own lips he has participated in the docpile upon yours truly.

Therefore by his own confession he has demostrated mathmatically, logically, and legally that he, Drogue, is in fact the Mafia.

I rest my case.

Until I post again.

[vovan]

Ohhhhhh....

[Nikolai]

Disgusted by the results of your work, vovan?

[Drogue]

Originally posted by GhengisFarb
By his own lips he states that if he were the Mafia he would be participating in the docpile. And by his own lips he has participated in the docpile upon yours truly.

Therefore by his own confession he has demostrated mathmatically, logically, and legally that he, Drogue, is in fact the Mafia.

I rest my case.

Not quite. I didn't like docpiling, which is why I have constantly voted for the person I think most likely to be the mafia. I do not vote just to try to docpile someone. My post was also, quite clearly I thought, about starting a docpile, each round, on a different person. That is what it looked like you were doing. I was not docpiling you. I did not vote for you purely because others were and thus it meant that I would not be, which is a sensible strategy for villiagers and the mafia, as rah said earlier (they he docpiles just so someone else is likely to go, not him). However my aim is not just not to be voted, my aim is fo find and vote for the mafia. In order to do that, I must see who has looked most likely, who has posted in this thread a lot, who has posted at times that seemed suspicious, and who has tried to lead the voting to anyone but himself. I came to you. It appears I was wrong, and for that I apologise. I thought it looked quite obvious that you were the mafia.

However your logic, when trying to say that the mafia's slipped up and has said who they are, has been always faulty. Even if those selected quotes were the whole story, out of context, then I could simply say I don't like docpiling (which I don't) but that means that I don't like just choosing someone because others have. That means I always choose the person I think is most likely to be the mafia. If that happens to be who others are choosing, I do it, and if that happens to be someone else, I still do it.

[vovan]

Originally posted by Nikolai
Disgusted by the results of your work, vovan?

I'll bet you were the one that stuck Genghis' head into the potato peeler?