funny gaming stories

[self biased]

inevitably, when there's more than one person gaming, something funny's going to happen.

once, while playing a game of warhammer 40k against a freind of mine, he crashed his eldar grav tank into a forest. an onlooker chuckled: "oh, so it's eldar that sh*t in the woods. all this time i thought it was bears." and hilarity ensued.

anyone have a rather memorable gaming experience?