Nuclear War - Poly

[vovan]

Well, Azzie can be destroyed with two nukes only. If he chooses the shield, one of them will hit and destroy earth... If he chooses to build a new city, both nukes will hit and the two cities will be destroyed. If he chooses the bunker, another two nukes the next round will take care of him.

So, I'd have one person in the alliance nuke Az, and the others concentrate on SC... If I may so advice the coordinator of the ... uh, evil union you got going there.

[vovan]

Matter of fact, if someone listens to my advice: nuke Tuberski first. His lack of action should have signed his sentence a long time ago.

[Ljube]

His lack of action is no threat to us.

We are a peaceful alliance bent on Global Domination.

We only nuke those who attack us.

[vovan]

Yeah, but his territory is just screaming at Tassadar: TAKE ME OVER! Well, if you don't hurry, your enemy, spaced cowboy will take action. He's got no other neighbors to annex. But when he takes over the kingdom of Tuberski, he will pose an immediate threat to the red nation.

EDIT: Besides, it's not true you attack only those that attacked you. WHO NUKED ME? Did I attack you? No!

So, stop whining and go kick Tuberski's ass!

[Nubclear]

No. But as a Russian, you deserved to be in hell first. I'll follow you....

Someday

For now here are my orders:

3 nukes to Az
5 nukes to Spaced

Ha!

[Spaced Cowboy]

Originally posted by vovan
Well, Azzie can be destroyed with two nukes only. If he chooses the shield, one of them will hit and destroy earth... If he chooses to build a new city, both nukes will hit and the two cities will be destroyed. If he chooses the bunker, another two nukes the next round will take care of him.

So, I'd have one person in the alliance nuke Az, and the others concentrate on SC... If I may so advice the coordinator of the ... uh, evil union you got going there.

No help from the dead...please!

[Spaced Cowboy]

I wish to sign a peace accord with the members of the "red" alliance.

[Ljube]

It's too late now, Wayward Cowboy.

You should have thought about that before you launched your weapons of mass destruction against an alliance member.

You are going to burn in nuclear hell!

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy
I wish to sign a peace accord with the members of the "red" alliance.

You are a counter-revolutionary. i recommend both you AND Az hide in your bunkers, so that we may kill you next turn

[Spaced Cowboy]

Great, I'm glad that you've accepted me into the alliance. Awesome even. The first thing that I must do as a member of this alliance is to Remove Comrade Tass on the account that no way can he be a cowboy.

Then I must proclaim myself leader, since I am the Cowboy...Then the new orders will be eight nukes to CT.

[Nubclear]

Ha. Nice try, but we are more intelligent than you, capitalist fool.
Death to Azazel! Death to Spaced Cowboy! LONG LIVE THE UNHOLY ALLIANCE!!!!

[Spaced Cowboy]

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar


You are a counter-revolutionary. i recommend both you AND Az hide in your bunkers, so that we may kill you next turn

Oh I am not hiding in any wimpy-a$$ed bunker comrade. If the cowboy is to go down (huh?), then by defelction, others will follow.

Just understand that 5 nukes are not going to take me out this turn. You're going to have to send all eight if you want to see me burn...and one of your comrades

You pick which one you want to die.

[Tuberski]

Since I didn't respond, I guess, in the first round I bunkered?

ACK!

[Jamski]

You did

You'd better get NUKING Mr Tuberski.

(Perhaps we could have an Allianceski of Jamski and Tuberski?)

-Jam

[DrSpike]

Have you seceded from the other alliance?