Mafia 2 - Poly

[vovan]

Originally posted by ljcvetko
Since Jamski is Mafia and will be executed in round 2, Sheep will appoint a substitute Mafia without telling us, so we won't know for sure if Jamski had been the initial Mafia or not.

I thought he would tell us?

And besides, we already know MattH is the Mafia, so why bother with Jamski. One innocent death more, one less, who cares? Matt'll go on a killing spree tonight any way, so there's more death coming your way.

EDIT: Maybe Matt's right, and he really is innocent. But that leaves only Skanky on my suspect list. But like I said before, the shady souls down here claim he couldn't hurt a fly... Now how they got to know him, I don't know, but hey, I've got no reason to distrust 'em. We are still making preparations so Jamski receives a pleasant welcome and enjoys his stay with us... For what he did last time!

[Jamski]

I confess...

THAT I AM NOT THE MAFIA

Those that voted for me are just displaying their need for revenge!

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

/me sits inside his doorway with a loaded shotgun filled with glass and nails *

Come and kill me then you righteous townspeople. If you dare. But I promise you that next night another of your members will be found dead in the swamp, or behind the woodshed. I suppose I'll be lucky not to be killed by the Mafia.

/me points the gruesome shotgun in his mouth and waits for the "posse" to arrive *

I'm going to make sure I'm dead BEFORE I get my genitalia removed.

Last Will and Testament of Jamski

To DrSpike I leave my vintage brit-pr0n collection that he always wanted.
To Tass I leave a collection of American flags.
To Skanky, a request to bring back the samurai for the funeral.
To Vovan, my trusty old shotgun.
To ADG, some more flowers.
To GT, a box of Ayn Rand books.
Anyone else can help themselves to my stuff, but Mrs Jamski keeps the car.

May God have mercy on your souls.


-Jam

[Sheep]

The voting is over. Man we are going to run out of posts this may need two threads GOOD WORK!

Anyways with the voting close I left it open til I woke up this morning.

The villagers massed in the execution fields, the notorious Jamski in tow. First they gouged his eyes out so his final hour was in darkness, then they cut his tounge out. After proceeding to cut his genetalia off and push it into his ass (Man thats sooooo sick ) they then began to make tiny cuts all over his body. Then last but not least they hoisted him up and quatered him.

However after the ceremony Pave exclaims! Man I forgot, I was drinking with Jamski last night, it could not of been him.

The intital Mafia has not been caught, now he is the Mafia til the end of the game or bust! Its now again night time, we await the next killing.

[MattH]

I told you! It must be Spike!

(What about J's shotgun?)

[Jamski]

The villagers massed in the execution fields, the notorious Jamski in tow. First they gouged his eyes out so his final hour was in darkness, then they cut his tounge out. After proceeding to cut his genetalia off and push it into his ass (Man thats sooooo sick ) they then began to make tiny cuts all over his body. Then last but not least they hoisted him up and quatered him.

That's a sick thing to do to a dead man, you b@st@rds. See you all in hell. Especially that private ****.

-Jam

[vovan]

Come on in, Jam, we've been waiting for you...

Are you sure about what you said before?

I suppose I'll be lucky not to be killed by the Mafia.

Any ways, it's not that bad down here. Lot's of girls... And I am sure you can guess why some of them didn't go to heaven. We'll have some good ol' time... At least untill Mrs. Jamski joins us and makes a righteous little angel out of ya.

I'll send for someone to fetch that genitalia out of your ass so you could enjoy yourself...

EDIT: Ehhh, I didn't mean enjoy yourself per se, but isn't that how the phrase goes in English? Any way, make yourself at home.

[vovan]

Originally posted by MattH
I told you! It must be Spike!

I told you! It must be Matt! Why would he otherwise point fingers at others so vigorously?

(What about J's shotgun?)

/me 's spirit materializes on the porch of Jam's house

/me 's spirit grabs the shotgun and flies away with it

/me 's spirit isn't looking where he's going, and flies right through a tree

The shotgun obviously cannot go through a tree so it is stuck in the upper branches of the tallest oak in the village.

[MattH]

Sheep, you might want to change Jam from breathing to dead... and dismembered

[vovan]

Originally posted by MattH
Sheep, you might want to change Jam from breathing to dead... and dismembered

And who else should he change to dead? Oh, oops, I forgot, you should do this by PM.

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by vovan


And who else should he change to dead? Oh, oops, I forgot, you should do this by PM.

Pushing a little hard, aren't you?

ACK!

[MattH]

Originally posted by vovan


And who else should he change to dead? Oh, oops, I forgot, you should do this by PM.

[Skanky Burns]

In Jamski's (innocent, this time) honour.

[Jamski]

/me bleeds *

Hey, nice place we've got down here in Hell

BTW, I saw who killed me. It was MattH.

-Jam

[Skanky Burns]

Actually, it was the whole village. Poor you.

[Jamski]

Dammit, why are you Australians wide awake at this time of day. I had Spikie being too damm clever all day, and now you all night.

Vote for MattH anyway. The ghosts politely request it. Whoo Whooo!

-Jam