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    I'm in the process of "acquiring" it now.

    How is the game? Any tips? Links to good sites? Advices? Is it very complicated? Will I be able to enjoy it after not too much training?
    "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

  • #2
    tips, advice? Take off and fly around.
    Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

    Do It Ourselves

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    • #3
      Well, basically, what do I need to do to take off? Turn on the engine and press up, or spend 20 minutes on clicking buttons, gears and whatnot?
      "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Eli
        Well, basically, what do I need to do to take off? Turn on the engine and press up, or spend 20 minutes on clicking buttons, gears and whatnot?
        I do not own this game, so I can't speak from experience, but I thought these games were uber-realistic?

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        • #5
          Btw, does anyone happen to have the PDF guide that comes with the disk?
          "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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          • #6
            I probably do since I bought it.

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            • #7
              Re: MS Flight Simulator 2004

              Originally posted by Eli
              I'm in the process of "acquiring" it now.

              How is the game? Any tips? Links to good sites? Advices? Is it very complicated? Will I be able to enjoy it after not too much training?
              My understanding is that Flight sims are an economically marginal genre, given the hight costs modeling the physics, right, etc. So it would be nice if you would actually buy it, even if the money goes to M$.
              "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.†Martin Buber

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              • #8
                Maybe there's a copy of it hidden in EXCEL.
                It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                • #9
                  Maybe there's a copy of it hidden in EXCEL.





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                  I cant learn the most basic stuff.

                  (note that I use a keyboard)

                  I'm pressing on 8 for the plane to go up. Nothing happens. I press again. There is a slight change. I hold the button for couple seconds and it goes up wildly. I quickly press 2 and nothing happens, I hold 2 and it goes down wildly. And this is all on a tiny Cessna!

                  Grrrr.
                  I tried flying a Boeing 747-400. Meh, the airplane was doing such stunts while I was trying to control it that in reality it would've broken into pieces.
                  "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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                  • #10
                    You're playing a flight sim with a keyboard?
                    Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

                    Do It Ourselves

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                    • #11
                      Eli: RTFM
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Osweld
                        You're playing a flight sim with a keyboard?
                        Meh.

                        Eli: RTFM


                        That's what i'm doing.
                        "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Eli
                          That's what i'm doing.
                          Then don't ask stupid questions like, "How do I take off?"
                          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Eli
                            Maybe there's a copy of it hidden in EXCEL.





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                            The Flight simulator in MS Excel 97
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                            Fun and games with excel


                            This is really true. Remember Ctrl+Shift+Esc to exit.

                            Believe it or not - A Flight simulator from MS Excel 97 (courtesy : Integra Microsystems, Bangalore, India)
                            Ever wondered why Microsoft applications seem to become slower and fatter with each new release?

                            Apparently the constant rain in Redmond has driven Bill's engineers to obsessive flights of fancy. Below you'll find instructions on how to access a little flight simulator that was inexplicably hidden by precipitation-maddened programmers deep inside Excel 97.


                            In Excel 97, open a new blank work sheet.
                            Press F5 and type X97:L97 in the "Reference" box, then click OK.
                            Now hit your tab key once (you should end up in cell M97).
                            press "Ctrl" and "Shift" while clicking once on the "chart wizard" icon (the one at the top with the blue-yellow-red bar chart).
                            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                            • #15
                              Screw it. I'm borrowing a joystick from someone.
                              "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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