THe United States of Jackson is under attack

[GeneralTacticus]

Frankly, Iguana Fire supports the Orkish Horde in this issue, The Dominion of Slutbum Wallah have shown themselves to be two-faced and insulting in this conflict.

While we consider going to war over a racial slur to be somewhat excessive, we agree. The Orcish Horde demanded only an apology from Slutbum Wallah, which they were entirely justified in doing.