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    Funniest Issue I've gotten yet...

    I started to get bored with the game, so I created a country in our region called "Trashkanistan" where the national animal was the terrorist and the currency the rocket-propelled grenade. The Sultanate of Trashkanistan is a Corrupt Dictatorship and modelled on a place only so recently invaded by coalition forces aided by the U.S. in the Middle East

    The below qualifies as the funniest issue question I've yet recieved in this game... glad I formed this country ...
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    Donate to the American Red Cross.
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    • #3
      Mmmm... Soylent green...

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      • #4
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        • #5
          May I have some more Ketchup on my TerrorBurger please?



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          • #6
            @terrorist-on-a-stick and #2

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            • #7


              Oi. I had the same issue, only my national animal was the Japanese schoolgirl.
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              • #8
                /me dedides not to make "eating Japanese schoolgirl" jokes after all.
                I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                  * Skanky Burns dedides not to make "eating Japanese schoolgirl" jokes after all.
                  I know, it's really hard to resist that urge...

                  Oh, and Arnelos, can I order some of your famous Terror Kebabs?
                  War doesn't prove who is right, only who is left.

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                  • #10

                    This is the funniest issue I've seen yet, but you know in real life it just might work.

                    I would imagine Al Quaida would have a hard time maintaining cells in Ethiopia where they might be the only thing edible in the country.......

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                      * Skanky Burns dedides not to make "eating Japanese schoolgirl" jokes after all.
                      I don't believe that, I just think you decided not to post them.



                      ACK!
                      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                      • #12
                        "We remain critically short of blood plasma and various organs," says Alvis One hospital administrator Zeke du Pont. "Especially hearts. A good heart is hard to find. But if we were allowed to pay for donations, we'd get more of them and could save more lives. Plus the donor takes home a few hundred Boozes in compensation. Unless it's a post-mortem donation, of course. In that case we'd pay the family."

                        OK, now substitute Boozes with Terrorist. I saw this one I immediately thought of this thread.

                        Arnelos, if you ever get this issue, please post a pic
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                        • #13
                          Actually, in Trashkanistan, they would get to take home a few hundred rocket-propelled grenades...
                          "Politics is to say you are going to do one thing while you're actually planning to do someting else - and then you do neither."
                          -- Saddam Hussein

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                          • #14
                            Yup, Guardian is correct - they'd take home a few hundred rocket-propelled grenades
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                            • #15
                              In the latest news... Trashkanistan's economy is now rated as "Basket Case".... isn't that the truth...
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