Un Apolyton Report - 26/11/02

[red_jon]

Today's rankings are based on the automobile manufacturing levels of Apolyton nations.

1. The Holy Empire of Euskadia
2. The Republic of Sheikaton
3. The Free Republic of Dissidents
4. The Federation of Imperial Republics
5. The Republic of Baja San Diego
6. The People's Republic of Uberlandia
7. The Disputed Territories of The Mad Capitan
8. The Federation of Landovia
9. The People's Republic of The Sovietskii Soyuz
10. The Commonwealth of Akiria



Obviously the people of Redfern have such a good public transport system there is no need for cars

[Starchild]

Or they're too poor to afford cars.

[red_jon]

My economy is reasonable. Maybe it's something to do with the fact that all private business is outlawed

[Dis]

yes automobiles are the essence of my libertarian society I created. Personal freedom at its highest.

[General Ludd]

What's an automobile?

[Henrik]

I made the top ten

[Method]

i made the I-wasn't-a-country-at-the-time....

[ColdWizard]

Originally posted by Osweld
What's an automobile?

something used by evil despots to oppress their unfortunate people

[General Ludd]

Originally posted by ColdWizard

something used by evil despots to oppress their unfortunate people

ah, I figured it must of been something like that.

[Lemmy]

something used by evil despots to oppress their unfortunate people

No it's not, i have absolutely no cars here!

[Drogue]

I made the top 10, and the only automobiles I make here are heavily armored tanks diplomatic transports

[Dis]

Automobiles ensure the freedom of a nation's citizen. They are my top priority.

[Frozzy]

Ironically, we had a anti-automobile rally today. Pasiphae rejected the issue, saying it was a general waste of time.

[Lemmy]

The Most Income Equality in Apolyton
Citizens in these nations earn very similar incomes: their nations only have small gaps between the rich and poor.

# Nation UN Category Motto
1. The Free Republic of Terminal Dogma Tyranny by Majority "Buwahahahahahahahaha."
2. The Dictatorship of Lemmington Psychotic Dictatorship "Shrivel and Die!"
3. The Disputed Territories of The Mad Capitan Scandinavian Liberal Paradise "Get yer damn hands offa my magic bag!"
4. The People's Republic of Brelgovar Corrupt Dictatorship "Shovel and Rifle! Shovel and Rifle! Shovel and Rifle!"
5. The Free Land of Ubinia Left-wing Utopia "Yeah! er... maybe! "
6. The Holy Empire of Laguza Psychotic Dictatorship "When in doubt, kill a trout."
7. The Free Republic of Greater Finland Scandinavian Liberal Paradise "Evangelion is not a hobby, it's a personal problem."
8. The Commonwealth of Akiria Scandinavian Liberal Paradise "If we have no peace, we have nothing to fight for."
9. The People's Republic of Zephyra Left-wing Utopia "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel"
10. The People's Republic of Suomi Democratic Socialists "Socialism unites the human race."

Yay, i'm 2nd! Probably because there are no rich people in Lemmington..'cept me off course

[Kassiopeia]

Strange. The Scandinavian Liberal Paradises and even Psychotic Dictatorships kicked the Socialist countries' arses in this rating.