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  • Sacramental Tax Time?

    Government Acts
    The Issue
    Secularists have been urging for the government to impose an income tax on religious organizations in Varaag for some time now, and the issue has finally made it's way to the upper levels of the government.

    The Debate
    Self-appointed civil rights spokesman Miranda du Pont declares, "Churches are business organizations with a large income. It's unfair that they don't have to pay the same taxes that everyone else does. If they really do spend on any money on charity, let them write it off as a deduction just like corporations do. There's no reason that so-called clergy should be chauffeured around in limos tax-free, when we desperately need funds for public works."
    [Accept]


    "Freedom of conscience is foremost among liberties," says Reverend Abraham Hendrikson. "Churches have been exempted from taxation because it is wrong for the government to infringe on the right of people to worship as they please, and that includes charging them for the right to worship. Besides, churches are non-profit organizations that put all their funds back into the community."
    [Accept]


    The Honorable Peggy Frederickson, Minister of Minding Other People's Business, has an idea: "This religion thing is such a great racket, why don't we make it a government monopoly? We'll ban all religions except the Church of Varaag, and make attendance and donations compulsory. I'll start writing the Holy Scriptures right away!"

    This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
    The Government Position
    The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.
    I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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    • The Oppressed Peoples of Varaag
      "Doing what we are told is good for our health"


      UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
      Civil Rights:
      Some Economy:
      Thriving Political Freedoms:
      Outlawed

      Location: Apolyton Regional Influence: Negotiator

      The Oppressed Peoples of Varaag is a huge, devout nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 912 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

      It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Gambling and Information Technology.

      Smoking is banned in public areas, euthanasia is legal, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, and membership in the state-owned Church of Varaag is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Varaag's national animal is the tic, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the varaag chip.
      I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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      • Private Lab Holds Varaag's Sick To Ransom

        Government Acts
        The Issue
        Scientists at a private medical research laboratory have announced that they have produced a drug which will combat Varaag's most notorious malady - Spon Plague.

        The Debate
        "This pill is the only known and unknown cure for the Spon Plague!" proclaims Professor Pete O'Bannon, the inventor of the cure. "But if we are to go ahead with the production of this drug, we must get some government support. We're set to make a fortune from this drug - the money we earn will help us develop even more cures for other as-yet untreatable diseases. Some people won't be able to afford it of course, but hard cheese on them: they should have got a paying job while they were still capable."
        [Accept]


        "That's a disgraceful way to think!" says equal rights activist, Billy Chicago. "So the people who need the most help shouldn't get any? I propose that the government subsidises the production of all drugs so everyone can benefit from them, rich or not! That way the money-hungry corporations won't profit from the suffering of the masses. Of course there will be the matter of a small tax rise to fund it - but what's that when lives will be saved?"
        [Accept]


        "I can't believe what I'm hearing," deplores well-respected religious leader, Alexei Washington. "If God didn't want people to have this disease he wouldn't have created it in the first place. This is completely against the will of God and if the government allows this drug to go on sale we will all be doomed to an afterlife in a dark and fiery place! Now let's end this madness and abolish the production of pharmaceuticals and drugs altogether!"

        This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
        The Government Position
        The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.
        I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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        • Power Problems Need Bright Solution

          Government Acts
          The Issue
          The oldest power station in Varaag suffered a catastrophic failure last night, plunging a third of Varaag's national power supply grid into darkness. There is no debate that it needs to be replaced, but the question is with what?

          The Debate
          "The solution is clear," says environmental activist Bianca Spirit. "Wind turbines and solar power stations are the cleanest there are. We must switch power production to forms of renewable energy, that will never run out. The only minor problems are that wind farms will take up a great deal of space and of course we can't exactly rely on the weather. It isn't as though we control it. But think of how much healthier people will be without all that pollution!"
          [Accept]


          "Wind power? Solar collectors? Bah! Have you ever wondered when the least amount of strain is placed on the national grid? WHEN THE SUN IS SHINING!" exclaims Southern Varaag Electra official Peggy Utopia. "We need power under our control, and cheaply. Coal has been the cheapest and most abundant power source for ages. We don't need this airy fairy wind malarky when we have cheap and reliable power available for all. True, pollution will be a bit on the heavy side but I'm sure that's only a minor problem, with how well funded our health system is!"
          [Accept]


          "Now the way I see it is that it's either green, expensive, and sprawling; or compact, polluting and cheap. Wouldn't it be nice if we had the best of both worlds? Well, we can!" claims fission technician Fleur Dodinas. "Nuclear power is reliable, clean, and although it isn't cheap, it won't break the bank. There is a risk of deadly meltdown, but this is relativly small, and the only people who could be against this are anti-nuclear protesters, but what do we care about those tree-hugging hippies?"

          This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
          The Government Position
          The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.
          I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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          • Free Press Too Free?

            Government Acts
            The Issue
            Citizens, politicians, and businessmen have been campaigning for the government to keep a tighter rein on the media after several well-respected newspapers printed false articles with contents ranging from claims that the capital city had been stolen by a UFO to erroneous share prices which led to job-losses and a stock market decline.

            The Debate
            "Over a thousand jobs lost!" clamours Beth Winters, angry protester and ex-employee of Dreddmax Incorporated. "And why? Because the press isn't concerned about the truth anymore; all it wants is higher sales! We must forbid these rags from lying to the people and dish out heavy fines to those who try! This so-called 'free press' has a dark side, you know. We learnt that ever since we discovered it wasn't cottage cheese they were mining up north!"
            [Accept]


            "This is censorship!" says Dave Wall, editor-in-chief of The Hebdomadal Gabfest while carefully noting everything you say in a notepad. "We speak for the people! Admittedly some newspapers didn't check all of their facts before they published, but that doesn't merit such draconian measures at all! If we're only allowed to print the absolute truth then how soon before we're getting constantly sued by politicians for libel? What about our rumour columns? It'll totally destroy the business! The government must have no part in repression of the media!"
            [Accept]


            "You know that no matter what we decide we're going to make people mad," points out Lars Li, your Minister of Public Relations. "But the best way to control public opinion is to tell the public what their opinions are. I suggest nationalising all the newspapers and putting them under government control. Then we can tell them whatever we like! After all, we're much more trustworthy than some profit-driven media moguls, right? At least we won't have to issue ANOTHER public statement to tell everyone you're not a hyper-intelligent aubergine."

            This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
            The Government Position
            The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.
            I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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            • Suits in Protest

              Government Acts
              The Issue
              Thousands of business men and women have taken to the streets in protest of their working conditions and pay. "It's not fair that we can't have a union," says Billy Rifkin, VP of Sales at SlothCorp. "Just because we make six figures doesn't mean we don't deserve overtime too! It's high time that the lower classes come to appreciate our hard efforts."

              The Debate
              Stephanie Clinton, secretary of commerce, recommends you ignore these commies. "Free enterprise means not having to succumb to unions, and the world has enough unions already."

              This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


              Dave Barry, secretary of labor, advises you to adjust laws to allow white-collar unions. "It only makes sense that all of the workers in our nation have equal opportunity to benefit from the advantages of collective bargaining."
              [Accept]


              "Get these people out of the street!" advises Roger Summers, local police chief. "They're blocking traffic, and making it impossible for the common man to drive to the megamall!"
              [Accept]


              Finally, Right Reverend Zeke Hanover proclaims, "The downtrodden are suffering at the hands of the MAN, and these wealthy upper shelf vice presidents are asking to make the rich richer and the poor poorer! The only reason the common worker needs a union is to be able to fight against the oppression of these slave drivers! It's ludicrous that these greedy scrooges are asking for even MORE money! Send them packing and raise taxes on the wealthy to bring more equality to our nation!"
              [Accept]
              The Government Position
              The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.
              I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

              Comment


              • The Oppressed Peoples of Varaag
                "Doing what we are told is good for our health"


                UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
                Civil Rights:
                Some Economy:
                Thriving Political Freedoms:
                Outlawed

                Location: Apolyton Regional Influence: Negotiator

                The Oppressed Peoples of Varaag is a huge, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 912 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

                It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Gambling and Information Technology.

                Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, all news sources are under strict government control, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Varaag's national animal is the tic, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the varaag chip.
                I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                • Save The Tic

                  Government Acts
                  The Issue
                  In desperation at the plight of the tic, which has virtually no natural habitat left in Varaag, a somewhat unorthodox environmental group demands that the few surviving specimens be domesticated and sold in pet stores.

                  The Debate
                  "We must act now, before the tic is lost forever," said spokesperson Chastity Christmas during a recent interview. "Domestication has ensured the survival of many endangered species in the past, and there really is no alternative left at this point. Besides, I'm sure many families would be thrilled to welcome a tic into their homes."

                  This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


                  "Sure, tics might look cute and harmless to you," says retired hunting legend Steffan Barry, "but back in my day, they were the scourge on the nation. They carry a number of dangerous diseases, and you do NOT want to be bitten by one. My cousin was once bitten by a tic and he's never been the same since! So now you want my grandchildren exposed to these things? The sooner they disappear completely, the better!"
                  [Accept]
                  The Government Position
                  The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.
                  I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

                  Comment


                  • The Oppressed Peoples of Varaag
                    "Doing what we are told is good for our health"


                    UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
                    Civil Rights:
                    Some Economy:
                    Thriving Political Freedoms:
                    Outlawed

                    Location: Apolyton Regional Influence: Negotiator

                    The Oppressed Peoples of Varaag is a huge, devout nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 923 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

                    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Gambling and Information Technology.

                    The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, all news sources are under strict government control, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and tics are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Varaag's national animal is the tic, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the varaag chip.

                    Varaag is ranked 11th in the region and 92,397th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
                    I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                    • Appointment Of Spiritual Advisor

                      Government Acts
                      The Issue
                      It's time for the government to hire a new religious advisor. Your people have narrowed down the candidates to:

                      The Debate
                      Catholic Archbishop Buy Spirit: boasts an excellent track record, having rapidly increased church attendances in his constituencies through the "Reaching God Through Guilt" program. Seen as a solid choice.
                      [Accept]


                      New Age thinker Konrad Chicago: a left-field candidate with some radical ideas. "For me, it's not about the name of your religion. It's about discovering your spirituality in whatever guise that takes. Some people call that a cult: I call it taking spirituality to the people."
                      [Accept]


                      Finally, there's Fleur Falopian. "If I am awarded the appointment, I will immediately resign," the ex-schoolteacher has declared. "Because, frankly, God is a big load of hokey. I'll be doing everyone a favor by just shutting up about it."
                      [Accept]
                      The Government Position
                      The government is preparing to dismiss this issue.
                      I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

                      Comment


                      • Suits in Protest

                        Government Acts
                        The Issue
                        Thousands of business men and women have taken to the streets in protest of their working conditions and pay. "It's not fair that we can't have a union," says Peggy Washington, VP of Sales at SlothCorp. "Just because we make six figures doesn't mean we don't deserve overtime too! It's high time that the lower classes come to appreciate our hard efforts."

                        The Debate
                        Fleur Rifkin, secretary of commerce, recommends you ignore these commies. "Free enterprise means not having to succumb to unions, and the world has enough unions already."
                        [Accept]


                        Konrad Rubin, secretary of labor, advises you to adjust laws to allow white-collar unions. "It only makes sense that all of the workers in our nation have equal opportunity to benefit from the advantages of collective bargaining."
                        [Accept]


                        "Get these people out of the street!" advises Johann Hanover, local police chief. "They're blocking traffic, and making it impossible for the common man to drive to the megamall!"

                        This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


                        Finally, Right Reverend Faith Jones proclaims, "The downtrodden are suffering at the hands of the MAN, and these wealthy upper shelf vice presidents are asking to make the rich richer and the poor poorer! The only reason the common worker needs a union is to be able to fight against the oppression of these slave drivers! It's ludicrous that these greedy scrooges are asking for even MORE money! Send them packing and raise taxes on the wealthy to bring more equality to our nation!"
                        [Accept]
                        The Government Position
                        The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.
                        I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                        • Put The Phone Down On Cold Calling?

                          Government Acts
                          The Issue
                          A growing group of Varaag's citizens are battling for an end to unrequested solicitations from salesmen.

                          The Debate
                          "This has to stop," says mild-mannered parent Falala Longfellow. "My family can't even have dinner without being interrupted at least five times by telemarketers or door-to-door salesmen! My privacy is being invaded! The government ought to ban all forms of unrequested solicitations from salespeople. The sanity of the populace is at stake here!"

                          This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


                          "This must be a joke," retorts insurance sales solicitor Falala Summers, in between cold calls. "Telemarketing and door-to-door sales are some of the most effective methods of increasing revenues. Banning them would be a huge blow to business, and put thousands of workers out of their jobs! Let's face the facts - Varaag needs an economy, and banning cold calls isn't the best of ways to improve it! One way you could improve it would be to, say, give us some government funds. For the sake of Varaag, of course."
                          [Accept]
                          The Government Position
                          The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.
                          I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                          • The Oppressed Peoples of Varaag
                            "Doing what we are told is good for our health"


                            UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
                            Civil Rights:
                            Some Economy:
                            Thriving Political Freedoms:
                            Outlawed

                            Location: Apolyton Regional Influence: Negotiator

                            The Oppressed Peoples of Varaag is a huge, safe nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 928 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

                            It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Gambling and Information Technology.

                            Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, tics are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and protests are prohibited from blocking traffic. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Varaag's national animal is the tic, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the varaag chip.
                            I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

                            Comment


                            • Robots Leaving Workers Jobless

                              Government Acts
                              The Issue
                              Amidst a growing level of unemployment, thousands of workers have been fired and then replaced by automatic systems. They have petitioned you to intervene.

                              The Debate
                              "It's just sickening! Do you know how long it took most of us to get a decent, 'stable' job?" shouts Calvin Jefferson, president of the Varaag Labour Alliance, before dramatically sweeping your personal belongings off your desk. "And now we're losing our livelihoods to robots so that while our families starve, the corporations get even richer! Don't let the capitalist pigs blind you! This practice must be banned!"
                              [Accept]


                              "Hey, I've got a job to keep up too, you know," says Max O'Bannon, a factory manager. "If I don't think of new ways of keeping costs down, the investors will go elsewhere. It's my neck on the line as much as anyone else's, even if I do have much more money. Besides, it's business, and no-one ought to be able to say who - or what - I can hire."
                              [Accept]


                              "This could be resolved if instead of replacing workers with machines, we added machines to workers!" enthuses Roger du Pont, CEO of Mondas Ltd. "By replacing the body parts with stronger, better, metal prostheses, we can make the best industrial workers - literally - in the world! Imagine a shelver who can shift whole crates with just one arm! One finger! So let's hear no more of this deplorable 'replacing workers with machines' idea and look to the future!"

                              This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


                              "You can't allow that!" gasps Hack Dodinas, a manual labourer. "If that happens, only the people with cyber limbs will get jobs! And the corporations will contract you into having the surgery if you want to have one! No thank you! We should go back to the grass roots of industry when all the machines weren't computerised and workers were the salt of the earth! Then maybe we'd see a bit more appreciation! And cash!"
                              [Accept]
                              The Government Position
                              The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.
                              I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

                              Comment


                              • The Oppressed Peoples of Varaag
                                "Doing what we are told is good for our health"


                                UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
                                Civil Rights:
                                Some Economy:
                                Powerhouse Political Freedoms:
                                Outlawed

                                Location: Apolyton Regional Influence: Negotiator

                                The Oppressed Peoples of Varaag is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 947 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

                                It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Information Technology and Gambling.

                                Tics are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, and manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Varaag's national animal is the tic, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the varaag chip.
                                I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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