Interesting result of my national "animal"

[Kuciwalker]

My animal is the "slave girl" which "frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests"

I just got the "_______ on the Dinner Table" issue. Naturally, when I saw "slave girls on the dinner table" I thought it had something to do with strip joints. This adds a lot of double entendres that I'm sure are completely unintentional to the issue.

I chose:

"I agree that something needs to be done about slave girl over-population," says random passer-by Steffan Spirit, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."

because I completely agree with it

[Squeblish Nef?]

My sister's nation, Child Obesity had 'Fat chicks on the dinner table?', which is just plain gross.

[Squeblish Nef?]

"We must act now, before the beggar is lost forever," said spokesperson Billy-Bob Utopia during a recent interview. "Domestication has ensured the survival of many endangered species in the past, and there really is no alternative left at this point. Besides, I'm sure many families would be thrilled to welcome a beggar into their homes."

[Squeblish Nef?]

"We must act now, before the berserk cyborg is lost forever," said spokesperson Billy Wu during a recent interview. "Domestication has ensured the survival of many endangered species in the past, and there really is no alternative left at this point. Besides, I'm sure many families would be thrilled to welcome a berserk cyborg into their homes."

[Squeblish Nef?]

"You can't mean that, surely?" snorts Hack Barry, adjusting his hat, made from real child labourer hide. "It's the people's choice what they wear. I don't think it's fair that the majority of the public should be deprived of fur clothes because some people are a bit queasy. In fact, if the government would allow us to stock rarer animals, we could produce even finer products. In the end, it's up to the consumer, don't you think?"

[Squeblish Nef?]

"You can't mean that, surely?" snorts Akira Licorish, adjusting his hat, made from real union boss hide. "It's the people's choice what they wear. I don't think it's fair that the majority of the public should be deprived of fur clothes because some people are a bit queasy. In fact, if the government would allow us to stock rarer animals, we could produce even finer products. In the end, it's up to the consumer, don't you think?"

[Urban Ranger]

[Squeblish Nef?]

Whatever!