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(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
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No...
Look at the times.
Besides, it wasn't like that when I checked up earlier.Hello, you've reached Majestic-12 Headquarters.
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So, is anybody else looking to join in?Hello, you've reached Majestic-12 Headquarters.
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In my creative opinion, these should all be SEPERATE posts. For fake time's sake...Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
Theres something called the EDIT buttoncopywrite R Lecrone 2004
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The Karakas Department of Foreign Affairs issued a statement:
However, others have not been as kind. The Union of Marxist College Students said
Karakas supports the right of the government of Al Mastif to defend its territory against rebellion and other disruptions. The position of the Karakas government is that foreigners do not need to interfere in what is an internal affair of Al Mastif.
The Labor Party introduced a resolution into the National Senate in today's meeting, after the Al Mastifi operations became known.
The Al Mastifi repression of Khaftan constitutes a clear and present danger to all free peoples and workers of Apolyton. All socialist governments of Apolyton must act immediately to stop the Al Mastifi war machine. As a first step, they must overthrow the fascist military camp that is Karakas!
Once Senate security got everyone back in their seat, a vote was taken. By a nearly 2 to 1 margin, the resolution was defeated.
RECOGNIZING that President Djordjevic and the Nationalist Party are friends of dictators, tyrants, and murderers;
RECALLING that someone famous whose name I don't remember said that none of us is free so long as one of us is not free;
RECOGNIZING that the Nationalist government is objectively a pile of fetid garbage that sucks crud in hell;
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What?Originally posted by arkatahten
Grand Commander Panahk-Wosreht of Arkatahten alerts Metanaban Al Mastif that he has contacted Gafad Gafan and pretended to be sympathetic to his cause. The Grand Commander also alerts Metanaban Al Mastif that, if his offer is accepted by Gafad Gafan, he requests access to the area, the proposal being that half of the troops welcomed in by Gafad Gafan will be from Arkatahten and half will be Al Mastif forces wearing Arkatahten uniforms.
You think that the Thrice-Blessed Sword of the Angels cannot defeat a rabble of Marxist-Leninist... heretics?
You're flying close to the Sun, Panahk, and I'll be found to be incorrect if you don't get burnt!
Regards,
- Metanaban Al Mastif
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What? You didn't get the rum and vodka or something? No need to get your panties in a knot, Mr. Al Mastif.Originally posted by Squeblish Nef?
What?
You think that the Thrice-Blessed Sword of the Angels cannot defeat a rabble of Marxist-Leninist... heretics?
You're flying close to the Sun, Panahk, and I'll be found to be incorrect if you don't get burnt!
Regards,
- Metanaban Al Mastif
(So! Associating with Marxists, eh? I'll show him!)
Offer of aid and fun deception is withdrawn as your ego won't allow for it. Have a drink.
Your pal,
Panahk
P.S. We will be sending a shipment of "Doesn't Play Well With Others" shirts to you posthaste. Have fun with your little war.copywrite R Lecrone 2004
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After we've crushed those communists, you and I need to have a little chat, Panahk.
It doesn't pay to be uncivil to an Al Mastifi.
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The rash from the shirts was more serious than suspected. Metanaban Al Mastif had loved the shirts. How funny to see his men decked out in "Doesn't Play Well With Others" garments. He had laughed at Grand Commander Panahk's insult, but now he just itched.
With a curse, he swigged back some liquor, threw his feet up on his desk and called for a medic.copywrite R Lecrone 2004
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Cheeky bastard!
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Heh heh heh...copywrite R Lecrone 2004
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A Flip-Off to the Governments of Apolyton
Know what?
**** you!
We're launching those ****ing nukes, and it's to ****ing late to ***** about it!
Oh, and what about your poor little citizens?
**** 'em!
You left us to die, and now we're really pissed!
Watch my finger!
Where's it going?
Oh, look!
It's a big red button!
I wonder what this button...
What are you... Who... You won't take me alive, capitalist pig!
Guards! Guards!
Stay back!
I'll kill us all!
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Relief
Whew!!! Under control!!! We never doubted you!!!
- Panahkcopywrite R Lecrone 2004
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The Former Government of Auldoniina whilst holidaying in Jonchastan issued the following statement.
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GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71Comment
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Meanwhile Metanaban scratched.copywrite R Lecrone 2004
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