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  • #31
    Well, it's simple:
    One team (that's you) has to conceal as many weapons as they can on their bodies.
    When the game starts, they have to take down as many of the enemy as possible.
    At this point, the attacking team may encounter a priest of the Child of Darkness. He will be calling himself 'Ref'ari'.
    It is their job to kill him as painfully as possible.
    Once the defending team has been slain or has fled, the attacking team must turn on the spectators. Any smuggled grenades will be very useful here.
    After the army is called in, and the smoke begins to clear, the death toll is tallied up, and the attacking team are given medals and flowers.
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    • #32
      Put that man away
      (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
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      • #33
        So, in your version, Squeb, the attacking team always wins. Defending is already losing?
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        • #34
          Wait, seriously, what are the rules??
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          • #35
            That's just the way life is.
            And don't look at me!
            I didn't write the rules!
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            • #36
              The rules are simple, at heart. Just put the round ball-like thing into the large net-like thing. Oh, and the players aren't allowed to use their hands (except for the goalkeeper).

              Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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              • #37
                Nah, I prefer my version.
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                • #38
                  OK, OK, yeah yeah yeah, hehe...I know how to play Soccer. So we're doing a fantasy soccer tournament, I gather. OK, sounds great, since Mexico is going to win.
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                  • #39
                    Can't we change the tournament to Rugby Union?
                    Soccer's boooring!
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                    • #40
                      by "how games are played" I meant that are they roleplayed or something else? some soccer game thru the web maybe?
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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Squeblish Nef?
                        Can't we change the tournament to Rugby Union?
                        Soccer's boooring!
                        Are you going to volunteer to be the rugby ball?
                        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
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                        • #42
                          UR: what happend on 7.7.1937?
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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Squeblish Nef?
                            Can't we change the tournament to Rugby Union?
                            Soccer's boooring!
                            HERETIC!!!! U MUST DI3!!!!!111
                            Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                              Are you going to volunteer to be the rugby ball?
                              Are you going to volunteer to be the soccer ball?
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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Mr. President
                                HERETIC!!!! U MUST DI3!!!!!111
                                Yeah, whatever.
                                Just go and W4NKX0R off over David Beckham, or something.
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