Emerald Cove Great Drinking Tours

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Welcome one and all to the Great Emerald Cove Drinking Tours

Being an holiday isle, we do have many different bars, distilleries and drinking adventures...

We certainly hope you enjoy

Join one of our many tour buses...

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Enjoy one of our traditional evening games as you enjoy the sunset after a thick steak...

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gather up a group of ya mates and get a drinking comp running

see who can build the biggest chain, and skull the lot

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on the beach, feeling thirsty...

worry not

call the party mixer

they will be with you asap

never think that you will miss out on a drink while visiting our great isle

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Your doctor telling you to cut back

have no fear

visit our bartenders - they know your pain

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so your coming to visit our little Isle

you want to enjoy one or more of our great pub crawls

you think you may get lost, drunk, confused and not find ya way home

have no fear, we are here for you

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[The Arch-Capitalist crawls out of the four-metre tall brandy bottle he seems to have mysteriously fallen into.]
Are ye hungry, me hearties?

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indeed, after great drinks, some good food is always welcome

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never fear, we will not run out before you have to get the flight back home

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it is how hope that you will practice the responsible drinking of alcohol during these drinking trips

if you have any medical conditions please let our trained doctors and paramedics that accompany these tours know your requirements

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Somethings were meant to continue

Good Whiskey comes with care...

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Even Good Things must be protected

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you must keep some for the years ahead

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then you know you have something to enjoy each day