Still no elections in Al Mastif...

[Squeblish Nef?]

Al Mastif hasn't had a single democratic election in its recorded history, and its government believes that there is no reason to change such a deep-rooted tradition.

The main parties that won't be competing in the unscheduled election that won't be held are:

Currently in custody.

Currently in exile.

Being brainwashed.

On the run from the "Janitors".

Dead.

Roll on next year!

[Squeblish Nef?]

Still no elections!

[Rasputin]

gee , think of al lthe jobs that could be created if you hweld elections, weven if thier no opposition...

[Squeblish Nef?]

No, tradition does trump pointless busywork in this instance.

[Rasputin]

true, tradition does have its values.....

[Squeblish Nef?]

Hey, look!
It's an election!

No...
Wait...
It's...
It's a camel.

[Squeblish Nef?]

You know, I think they had an election in Skhelaros once.
No, that was an invasion.
Sorry.

[Mr. President]

Actually, Al Mastif wasn't cool. It sucked major ass. I don't know why I didn't post that at the time.

[Squeblish Nef?]

Do you have elections?
I don't!

[Paddy]

elections are held in the Emerald Cove quite often.

I like to have a busy and happy government operating thoughout the Isle

/me lines up some drinks

then make sure they do exactly what I need done

[Squeblish Nef?]

I don't what?
Oh, election!
Sorry.

[Kuciwalker]

The Disputed Territories have no elections, either

[Squeblish Nef?]

I can't express myself properly without a 'withering glare' smiley.