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  • Breakaway of Khaftan

    Article originally from:
    Skhelari Woman's Weekly

    The treacherous Khaftani jackals have turned away from our enlightened rule.
    After decades of the Tooled-Up Sultan's benevolent leadership, the Khaftani devils still think to form their own terrorist state.
    This must not be tolerated!

    The Tooled-Up Sultan is issuing a general call to arms, and it is your job, as women, to convince your noble husbands and sons to serve their Tooled-Up Sultan on the glorious fields of battle.
    You will also be required to work in the munitions factories, and as relief and support crews.

    We will be keeping you posted on any further happenings.
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  • #2
    More terrorists to deal with ??? Damn what is the world coming too.

    Audlonina supports the righful government in persuing whatever means necessary to control this breakaway...
    GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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    • #3
      was this situation brought under control ???
      GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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      • #4
        Where is Khaftan?
        Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Rasputin
          was this situation brought under control ???
          Yes, it was.
          (See "The war that never started..." thread)
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Mr. President
            Where is Khaftan?
            One of the jewels in the sprawling empire that is the Tooled-Up Sultanate of Al Mastif.
            It's to the North-East, and its economy consists almost entirely of drug-manufacturing.
            So, naturally, Al Mastif's government (which also doubles as the nation's super-rich upper-class) wants to keep Khaftan very firmly under their thumb.
            Right now, Khaftan is swarming with death-squads, and is sliding backwards into the opressive shadow of Al Mastif.
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            • #7
              I see

              Well, good for the Sultan. I don't like rebels. Unless they're rebelling against someone else I don't like.
              Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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              • #8
                although drugs ar e bad tooooooo !!!!!!
                GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                • #9
                  What gives you the right to discriminate about what is good, and what is bad?
                  The Al Mastifis have been peddling narcotics for revenue since the late 1300's!
                  It's traditional!
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                  • #10
                    just dont allow your peddlars to enter our nation or even our national waters, we will not deal nicely wit hthem.....
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                    • #11
                      Peddlers?
                      PEDDLERS?!
                      The Al Mastifi aristocracy are not mere peddlars!
                      They may peddle, but that does not make them peddlers!
                      Peddlers are paupers, not multi-trillionaires!

                      Actually, drugs aren't illegal in Al Mastif (believe it or not), and most of the things that are illegal are sold by the government-controlled black market.
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                      • #12
                        wel lthey are illegal in our nation and we are conducting regualr survelance on our coasts to prevent them getting in,. Drug peddalrs are shot on sight, no questions asked....
                        GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                        • #13
                          Does this mean that respected government officials won't be shot?
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                          • #14
                            due to the latest reports from your nation of the fact that your government allows drugs to be sold and actualy activly encourages them , all visitors from your naton to our own will be searched before entranc eis allowed. Anyone found with small quantitiesof drugs will be sent home with the drugs confiscated, anyone found with more than a personal amount oif drugs will be deemed to be a trader and will face criminal prosescutiuon
                            GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                            • #15
                              What if it's for personal use?
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