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  • Fat B@st@rd Needs Loving Home, with Food

    Juan ton Bastardo, the Chief Glutton of the Tinpot Dictatorship of the Fig of Spain, is to be auctioned off to the highest bidder for his hideous crime.
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  • #2
    What did he do?
    Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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    • #3
      He ate my favourite attack poodle, Juanista.
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      • #4
        Shall I start the bidding?
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        • #5
          1c
          GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Rasputin
            1c
            Begone, foul beast! Such small spending is SACRILEGE!
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            • #7
              it was an american 1c piece too
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Rasputin
                it was an american 1c piece too
                SILENCE, HERETIC!
                I WILL HAVE NONE OF YOUR COMMUNIST RANTING ON MY THREAD!
                BEGONE!
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                • #9
                  ok ok, we offer 1c and also will exchange our Skinny Nerd with you ...
                  GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                  • #10
                    Is this the new Spam Central?
                    (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                    (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                    (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                    • #11
                      must be if you here !!!
                      GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                        Is this the new Spam Central?
                        OOC: Well, what's a girl to do?
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                        • #13
                          girl??? wheres the girls ????
                          GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                          • #14
                            On behalf of the Peoples of Grant Park I bid 5000000 Golden Beavers (current exchange rate of 1500k gb = 1 us$
                            There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                            • #15
                              wow... he really wants fatty !!!
                              GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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