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    The Inflatable Citizens of Rubberwoman is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, cynical population of 1.078 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 62%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.

    The nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, genetic research has been halted, all alcohol is banned, and factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Rubberwoman's national animal is the Blow-Up Suzy Mk IV, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the puncture repair kit.

    Rubberwoman is ranked 1st in the region and 5,903rd in the world for Nudest.
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    The Unreasonably Holy Empire of Uddersville is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.469 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Religion & Spirituality, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 80%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

    There have been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Uddersville's national animal is the archangel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Heavenly Credit.

    Uddersville is ranked 31st in the region and 110,098th in the world for Nudest.
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    • #3
      OOC: I have more nations than you, Rasputin. More posts are on their way!
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      • #4
        The Undemocratic Sultanate of Al Mastif is a massive, devout nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.437 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

        It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Religion & Spirituality and Commerce are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

        Organ donation is compulsory, nudity is frowned upon, sex offenders find themselves 'cut off' from any ability to repeat their crimes, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Al Mastif's national animal is the fundamentalist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the camel.

        Al Mastif is ranked 26th in the region and 104,882nd in the world for Nudest.
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          The Magical Land of The Fairytale Kingdom is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.065 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

          It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 86%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.

          The woodcutter is believed to be extinct, citizens must pay to enjoy The Fairytale Kingdom's pristine beaches, a survey of the nation’s rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and gun ownership is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Fairytale Kingdom's national animal is the woodcutter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the golden egg.

          The Fairytale Kingdom is ranked 32nd in the region and 110,099th in the world for Nudest.
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              • #8
                OOC: Eet ees uno joko, seenor!
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                • #9
                  How do you remember so many nation names and whatnot?
                  Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Crimson Sunrise
                    How do you remember so many nation names and whatnot?
                    OOC: There're only 19 of them!
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ACAB
                      OOC: I have more nations than you, Rasputin. More posts are on their way!



                      GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ACAB


                        OOC: There're only 19 of them!
                        wow someone must habve got bored to use 19 nations
                        GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Rasputin


                          wow someone must habve got bored to use 19 nations
                          OOC: Bored? Nonsense! I'd have had at least 14 more, but I got bored with them!
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                          • #14
                            the novelty of nation states does wear off after a while unfortunatly ...
                            GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Rasputin
                              the novelty of nation states does wear off after a while unfortunatly ...
                              OOC: Yeah... it's a bit like that, really. Half of my nations seem to be exactly the same, and the other half don't count.
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