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    Requiem for a Sheep

    [Cue martial music]
    Good people of Apolyton, hear me!
    The fascist menace has ended!
    The National Socialist Reich of New Sheepsta has been claimed by the Devil, from whose foul anus it first crawled!
    The Assimilation Corporation is once again triumphant!
    The Treaty of Mount Gravatt has crumbled, and we are once again FREE!
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    We rock.
    Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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    • #3
      poor sheepsta
      GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Rasputin
        poor sheepsta
        OOC: Tread carefully, President Ramjet. Uddersville grows restless.
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        • #5
          our people too busy sun tanning on our pristine (yet privatley owned) beaches...

          however the rapid increase in population is not in way related to the fact the president himself does local door to door visits ....
          GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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          • #6
            [Aside]Aha! We can use their debauchery against them![/Aside]
            Would the esteemed President Ramjet like to take your selection from the even more Emperor Al Mastif's harem?
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            • #7
              yes a visit might jsut be waht i need,,,, getting a bit bored with the local girls.....
              GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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              • #8
                Exactly what I was thinking!
                So, who'll it be?
                Suki?
                Malezia?
                Cassandra?
                XXXHOTPUSSY4U?
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                • #9
                  cassandra was always a name i liked ..

                  GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Rasputin
                    cassandra was always a name i liked ..

                    She's being airmailed right away!
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                    • #11
                      Ba-a-a-a-a-ad !
                      There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ACAB

                        She's being airmailed right away!
                        Woohoo, we are sending an appropiate response already to you too.


                        Look to the skys !!!!
                        GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Rasputin


                          Woohoo, we are sending an appropiate response already to you too.


                          Look to the skys !!!!
                          Well, it's not like they're going to get past the ACMB silos, AA lasers, Orbital SUP4 1337 Platforms, the ACEL Air Division, AND the Tooled-Up Sultanate of Al Mastif.

                          I suggest you leave it with our border guard. Disarmed. Unexploded.

                          And when I say she's being airmailed, I mean Cassandra, NOT a Cluster-FAE.
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                          • #14
                            ...yeah, that got sent by post. What happened at the other end?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ACAB


                              Well, it's not like they're going to get past the ACMB silos, AA lasers, Orbital SUP4 1337 Platforms, the ACEL Air Division, AND the Tooled-Up Sultanate of Al Mastif.

                              I suggest you leave it with our border guard. Disarmed. Unexploded.

                              And when I say she's being airmailed, I mean Cassandra, NOT a Cluster-FAE.

                              ooppss.. better type the cancelaation codes in beofre they land on innocent parties ... thought cassandra was a code name for soemthing bad ....
                              GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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