How's this for talent?

[Squeblish Nef?]

"The following issues are before the Parliament of Gnoll City:

World to End, or Possibly Just Mark Anniversary [unaddressed]
Police Consider "Big Brother" Anti-Crime System [unaddressed]
Oh, the Angst! [unaddressed]
Should Democracy be Compulsory? [unaddressed]
Should the Government Grant Estates and Titles of Nobility? [unaddressed]
Get Efficient, Private Sector Tells Nature [unaddressed]"

OOC: Yippee! Six issues! Eat that, humans! We got more issues than you!

[ceroomaster]

Everyone who had five issues pending on the 1st birthday had the aniversarry one- making the total six, if there were less than five you wouldn't notice. It happened to me too.

[Datajack Franit]

Everytime the same old stuff... and it seems some of the approvers of new issues are nowhere to be found