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    We Must End the Fascist Threat in Apolyton!

    "The National Socialist Reich of New Sheepsta
    Received: 21 hours ago I tell you now. Remove yourself from Apolyton. Do not return. The Assimilation Corp does not trouble me. Our missile defece system is advanced along with our robotics division. If attacked we will retaliate with our entire strategic force upon the civilians of the Assimilation Corp. "

    Aside from the apalling spelling and punctuation and the potential godmodding, this is very clearly almost a declaration of war.
    If it were not for the fact that the AA has not already attacked us, Sheep's capitals would be radioactive crazy-paving.

    All ACMB cities have been withdrawn underground, the AMAIMN has been put on Paranoid Alert, as has the MDRAF, and the ACEL has been issued with (Half Life-style) HEV combat suits.

    In addition, the ACAB is calling for an alliance of 'nice' (or at least anti-Nazi, or failing that, anti-Sheep) nations, so that the fascist menace can be crushed once and for all.
    Hello, you've reached Majestic-12 Headquarters.
    We are away, or unwilling to answer the phone at the moment, so please hold while we trace your call.
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    We gave them a chance to withdraw form our region. They have not taken it. While we will not declare war we will not tolerate futher increases of Assimilation Corp power in the region.
    Don't tell a twisted person he is twisted, he may take offence. (THAT MEANS ME!)
    Founder of the Mafia Poly Series (THATS RIGHT I STARTED IT)
    Nesing, come and see what its about in the Stories and Diplomacy threads.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Sheep
      We gave them a chance to withdraw form our region. They have not taken it. While we will not declare war we will not tolerate futher increases of Assimilation Corp power in the region.
      Good grief. I'd need a supercomputer to calculate the number of breaches of international law you've just committed.

      1) You have no right to demand that anyone withdraw from this region.

      2) As a result, they have no obligation to obey, and, thus shouldn't obey.

      3) You don't have to 'tolerate' anything; it isn't your region, never has been, and never will be. Your own power here is increasing much faster than that of Assimilation Corp, yet if we tried to have you destroyed on the grounds that you're a bunch of vicious, sadistic, murdering Nazi freaks (which you are), you'd cry bloody murder.

      4) Deliberately using weapons against civilians is illegal, and so is threatening to do so.

      And that's just the start. I'll be back when I find some more.

      EDIT: And just to drive the point home: if you dare to go to war without provocation, you'll be committing the greatest of all international crimes, the one for which the Nazis were hung at Nuremburg.
      Last edited by GeneralTacticus; November 14, 2003, 03:07.

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      • #4
        Do you understand this is a game and nothing you are talking about will ever happen for real?
        I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

        Asher on molly bloom

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        • #5
          Yes (at least, I do. Can't speak for anyone else). Your point being?

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          • #6
            In view of the current situation, all Treaty of Fonseca and Assimilation Corp forces have been placed on maximum alert. Members of the various governments have taken shelter in underground bunkers, and all strategic forces are prepared for war. However, Fonseca nuclear forces will not be employed unless nuclear devices are used against civilians, and then sparingly. We will not sink to the level of our depraved foes.

            This has been an official press release from the ACAB Ministry for Information.

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            • #7
              It's just for fun, Datajack.

              In-character:

              In the far west, Dakmoristan's Defense Department has ordered its largest deployment since the last operation against the Sandrakkan Liberation Front, moving 175,000 troops as well as thousands of tanks, artillery guns, and rocket launchers to the Leaf Induced Munchies border region.

              The Capitalist States of Karakas is mobilizing thousands of reservists and National Guard units to protect Adailton and the Gold Coast (facing the island of Kyralia) as combat troops are transferred westwards. The Defense Department announces that maximum security protocols now apply in the states of Pristina, Balduvia, and Veracruz. This means that a sunset-to-sunrise curfew is in effect; violators will be dealt with as the situation warrants.

              Report from SouthernNews.com
              Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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              • #8
                It's just for fun, Datajack

                I see
                I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                Asher on molly bloom

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                • #9
                  Auldoniina News Flash.....


                  The price of Gerbils is set to rise across Auldoninna as the delicacy is eaten in larger numbers and demand outsrips suppy.
                  The broadcast of the latest Jerry Springer show " My son is an alien and he jsut ate his sister after sleeping with my husband" has been cancelled due to its clash with the world cup final of Gerbil Throwing.

                  Oh and in minor news, looks like all out nuclear war is due to break out soon.
                  GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                  • #10
                    Given the temporary absence of Akiria, and since we are the co-founder, the Kingdom of Wine shall take upon itself the leadership of the "Hand of Themis" alliance.

                    The Kingdom is officially neutral in this dispute, and proposes itself as mediator in the dispute.

                    Furthermore the Kingdom of Wine proposes to the Nations of Apolyton the recreation of the "Apolyton Court" so that in the future those kind of disputes may be discussed in the court before they may reach such a point.

                    Saluti

                    King Giovanni of Wine
                    "Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else.
                    The trick is the doing something else."                     — Leonardo da Vinci
                    "If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?" - Cardinal Richelieu
                    "In vino veritas" - Plinio il vecchio

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                    • #11
                      no to fascism
                      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                      • #12
                        Let's declare war to those countries selling the peace flag
                        I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                        Asher on molly bloom

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                        • #13
                          good idea
                          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Giovanni Wine
                            Given the temporary absence of Akiria, and since we are the co-founder, the Kingdom of Wine shall take upon itself the leadership of the "Hand of Themis" alliance.

                            The Kingdom is officially neutral in this dispute, and proposes itself as mediator in the dispute.

                            Furthermore the Kingdom of Wine proposes to the Nations of Apolyton the recreation of the "Apolyton Court" so that in the future those kind of disputes may be discussed in the court before they may reach such a point.

                            Saluti

                            King Giovanni of Wine
                            OOC: Mediate away.
                            While you're busy doing that, the rest of us will be busy glaring at each other and making threatening gestures.
                            Hello, you've reached Majestic-12 Headquarters.
                            We are away, or unwilling to answer the phone at the moment, so please hold while we trace your call.
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                            • #15
                              don't do that
                              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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