The Apolyton Axis Formed

[Sheep]

In the city of Nathan, the capital of the newly formed National Socialist Reich of New Griffith the Apolyton Axis Alliance was formed.

The founding members are: Sheepsta, New Griffith, Jobedpet, Greater Lambston, Greater Method, Neveria, Leaf Induced Munchies and the Protectorate of McIlwraith.


We welcome any other extreme right wing nations to join us in the purification of the Apolyton region from the filth that threatens to destroy it.

[Mr. President]

Though many of Karakas' corporate cantons are administered by governments that would qualify as extremely right-wing, we are frankly shocked that national socialism is making a comeback, as we thought it had been discredited. This adventure will most likely end in failure, just as did the last Reich.

However . . . until the axis actually attacks Karakas or its allies, I'm not really in a position to complain as such. The Axis is still free to do business in Karakas at this time.

[Squeblish Nef?]

OOC: Hmmn... interesting. And how many of these nations aren't controlled by sheep?

[Squeblish Nef?]

OOC: And, as an aside, I think that this is a very, very bad idea.

[Mr. President]

Originally posted by ACAB
OOC: Hmmn... interesting. And how many of these nations aren't controlled by sheep?

OOC: I think all of them are.

[GeneralTacticus]

All of them except for McIlwraith are known to be Sheep's, and McIlwraith itself is a 'protectorate' of Sheepsta, so it can be presumed to be Sheep's.

[Sheep]

McIlwraith is actually my housemates. For the purposes of RP I am controlling it though. (My housemate doesnt care for this fun)

The filth is most notably the Assimilation Corp.

[Squeblish Nef?]

The Assimilation Corporation notes the Apolyton Axis' unwillingness to justify its rash words.
Comrades, we must not let our region be dominated by petty-minded fascist dictators!

[Sheep]

We must not let our region be dominated by foreign meglomaniacs. Down with the foreign menace, For a Pure Apolyton join the Axis!

[GeneralTacticus]

Originally posted by Sheep
We must not let our region be dominated by foreign meglomaniacs. Down with the foreign menace, For a Pure Apolyton join the Axis!

Define 'pure', please. Also 'megalomania'. It evidently has some strange meaning in Sheepsta, or a call to get rid of those suffering from it would entail your own annihilation.

Oh, and you aren't doing your claim to not be Nazis any good with your constant ranting using exactly the same language.

[Squeblish Nef?]

Originally posted by GeneralTacticus


Define 'pure', please. Also 'megalomania'. It evidently has some strange meaning in Sheepsta, or a call to get rid of those suffering from it would entail your own annihilation.

Oh, and you aren't doing your claim to not be Nazis any good with your constant ranting using exactly the same language.

OOC: See that? No wonder I put this guy in charge of PR!

[ceroomaster]

Originally posted by Sheep
We must not let our region be dominated by foreign meglomaniacs. Down with the foreign menace, For a Pure Apolyton join the Axis!

We are curious as to the Axis' definition of 'pure', and also to whom they refer as being 'foreign'.
If one were to ask the average Cerooan citizen they would say somebody from New Griffith was foreign, as is somebody from any of the other nations in the region and, indeed, the world.
What would this 'purification' entail?

Also, why are the Assimilation Corp refered to as 'filth'? From what we've seen so far it is just a loosely-organised coalition with no real policies on anything. We certainly don't see it as a threat.

Ceroo is monitoring this closely.

[Rasputin]

The Big Corporations in Auldonina fully support both sides efforts to cleanse each other. We will increase our industrial production to supply all and sundry with any products they require for this cleansing. Auldonina is reknowned throughout the region as the best suppliers of soap , shaving cream, ant-dandruff shampoo and other cleansing products.

Please fill in the usual mail order form and allow 2 weeks for delivery.

Good luck in your cleansing programs

[Squeblish Nef?]

Just been going over the 'back-issues' of Apolyton.
(And getting my post count up to 500.)
It seems that it was rather more fun when Sheepy was still around.
Ah, barely disguised flaming... is there nothing like you?

[Squeblish Nef?]

Originally posted by Squeblish Nef?
The Assimilation Corporation notes the Apolyton Axis' unwillingness to justify its rash words.
Comrades, we must not let our region be dominated by petty-minded fascist dictators!

Considering that the Assimilation Corporation was run by a Psychotic Dictatorship, and that almost all of my nations were similarly-minded, it does seem a tad hypocritical.