Apolyton Needs its own Religion !

[Uncle Sparky]

Missionary groups from the United Good arrive in both The Free Republic of Krystalis and the Commonwealth of Alien Races and begin to find converts.

[Uncle Sparky]

GeneralTacticus : I am unaware of which land you govern. I could send you some followers of St. Pedocod, an early church father and Patron Saint of Cycling Fish. Their masses are held outdoors and involves cycling in ornate pattens while nibbling on herring crackers; the service is steeped in symbolism; the herring is steeped in brine.

Sheep : May I suggest that followers of St. Angus MacDougall, Patron Saint of Sheep (and those who love them) be sent to your land. St. Angus MacDougall was a later missionary saint who had an extreme fondess for sheep, especially a merino ewe named Daisy. He brought a large number of sheep into the United Good fold and gave a whole new meaning to the scriptural phrase "washed in the blood of the lamb."
Followers of St. Angus MacDougall would probably enjoy incorperating elements of your current religious cycle into theirs.

[Sheep]

Sheepsta shall follow its own relgions.

[Micha]

The Sultanat of Celth is an atheist police state. Any missionaries found will be executed. Thank you for your attention.

(PS: Due to the recent anti-religion laws all missionary work is prohibited on penalty of death. While the individual believes are free, they are not allowed to be expressed in public by behaviour, celebrations, clothing, food or anything else. Since this cuts off most religion´s bases, the government hopes to achieve total atheism within a few years.)

[Mr. President]

There is no official religion in Karakas, but most religions can be found there.

[Uncle Sparky]

Missionaries from the Sisters of Madonna Material Girl arrive in the Corporate Nation of Karakas and set up several really nice boutique/churches that do thriving business/conversions especially amongst the nouveau riche.

Missionaries from the Atheist Brotherhood of the United Good (ABUG) are dispatched to the Sultanate of Celth. This order, founded by a group of defrocked clerics over 800 years ago, preach absolute subservience to the state, total conformity and the steadfast belief in nothing. Currently 60% of all United Good's atheists and agnostics follow the ABUG teachings (or lack thereof)

[Uncle Sparky]

... since Brother Damien is in the cruise thread, I thought this thread should be resurrected to enlighten neophytes to Apolyton ....

... and maybe get a few more recruits for The United Good !

[Squeblish Nef?]

Listen, if you don't get off my doorstep and away from these premises, I will be forced to release Test Batch #431NC on you, and you would not like that!

[Uncle Sparky]

Originally posted by Squeblish Nef?
Listen, if you don't get off my doorstep and away from these premises, I will be forced to release Test Batch #431NC on you, and you would not like that!

See above post re: St. Suicidus.

[Kuciwalker]

The Church of the Banana.

[Mr. President]

The United Good is cool

[Squeblish Nef?]

Originally posted by Uncle Sparky
See above post re: St. Suicidus.

Could you send me a quota for chemical testing purposes?