KNTV Broadcasts

[Kuebec]

*Intro music plays* Hello, and welcome to the first international broadcast of KNTV...

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Justice And Peace
The National Board of Media of Kuebec

[Kuebec]

*Letter from Foriegn Minister of Kuebec to the public of
In our small newly created nation, of Kuebec, news of the riots, finally reaches the ears of the people, upon set up of a new National Television Broadcast System. The first television station KNTV, is Spartan, to say the least, and is seeking international monetary support. Here is a transcript of the first two 10 minute television broadcast:

*Intro Music Play*

Anchor: Hello, this is Maria Cunad of KNTV, the voice of Kuebec.
Today in world events...
In the nation of Centralis riot have continued for several days, the bloated, capitalist government, is facing much opposition from the unreliable, and unpredictable Communist Party in that reigon. The International community seems split on this issue. We have also recieved new information that Centralis will enforce Martial Law to retain stablility. No word of the reaction of the government of Kuebec.
Looks like we are out of time for today, but we will see you tomorrow on Kuebec's only news station KNTV.

*End of First Show*

*Intro Music Plays*

Anchor: Hello, this is Maria Cunad for KNTV, the voice of Kuebec. The longest running news channel in Kuebec, and also the newest! Kuebec citizens upon hearing the possibility of Martial law in Centralis, gathered outside the Kuebec National Capital, Muntral, to get an anwser from the Interim Leader of the nation Jacques Kaugh.
After many hours of waiting Mr. Kaugh made this statement:

"Hello, May Justice And Peace proceed in our nation." started the National figurehead, quoting the first constitution of Kuebec. "Kuebec is prepared to do all we can to help the situation, and are ready to dispatch our well-trained diplomatic advisors... However we are not sure which position we will take. The current government of Centralis, is unbearably overgrown, and would obviously rather stay in office, and murder their own people, than take the risk of changing government policy. However the rioting Communists, have shown irreconcilable immaturity, by propagandizing, and being incrediably violent, It seems all Kuebec can do is wait for a more developed nation to step to the forefront to peacefully solve the crisis , and we will follow them!"

*End of Brodcast

[Kuebec]

*dead air fills time blocks because of Centralis Revolution*

[Squeblish Nef?]

[Chief Slaver Req'Tal Tem'om-Ita signals one of his Unwaged Labourers to slap his 15-m wide TV screen in frustration.]
Curse that blasted imp! He assured me that this was cable porn!
Kilki, go and get me an RV voucher. I want to put out a contract on a small, black-furred imp with a bushy tail.
After that, get me some real porn. You know, the interactive stuff!