Athkala and Method decalre war on Marijuania!

[Drogue]

I have been informed by those parties involved, that the nations of Athkala and Method have declared war on Marijuania. They have become sick with the blatant pacifism, and their lack of ability to defend themselves, relying on foreign policy and other nations to do their defence for them. No longer will Marijuania remain a a drain on the resources of other nations. Athkala and Method will see to that.

Troops will be deployed as soon as I receieve the army lists from the people involved with those respective nations. No invasion has taken place yet, but Athkala and Method are now at war with Marijuania.

Akiria, Zetaris and Tea Kaygia have said nothing yet, and as such, have no official position at the moment.

[Whaleboy]

*static* help!!! *hiss* can anyone here me? *crackle* the people are rising up and nations are invading, to any friendly nations, please help us!!!!! *beeeeeepp*

We are the Marijuanian Civil Defence Association, a group dedicated to the unofficial defence of this land and her great ideals, in face of the governments cowardice with regards to forming an army.

A wanted group by the former Marijuanian government for breaches of the Mill Limit, we are now arming the population with homemade weapons, and supplying them with literature to stir up that famous old football hooligan spirit. So far, 20% of the population, about 140 million men are armed and ready to defend their land from the oppressive Athkala and Method, whose aggressive actions we wholeheartedly condemn.

We also repeat the call of the former government to any other nation, any friend of Marijuania, to help us in these difficult days.

We have also commandeered all Marijuanian starships, thuogh they are of limited strength (in all but sensors, they are not much better than standard craft) due to the refit they were undergoing at the time, they are capable of bombing troops on the ground and the bases and cities of our enemies. The fighters are being modified for ground attack.

Because the torps are unarmed at the moment, we have decided to fill them with weed, hopefully that will mellow out the enemy. We have sent the ships to attack the armies, cities and bases of the two attacking nations. If you see some sweet smelling smoke over athkala and method, you know whats happened. They will arrive shortly.

We emplore Akiria to come to our assistance. The population can hold out for a while, but they are not a trained military, and our ships are nowhere near full strength. They best they can do is act as a giant spliff!

[Drogue]

Originally posted by elijah
*static* help!!! *hiss* can anyone here me? *crackle* the people are rising up and nations are invading, to any friendly nations, please help us!!!!! *beeeeeepp*

That isn't true, they haven't invaded yet.

Originally posted by elijah
A wanted group by the former Marijuanian government for breaches of the Mill Limit, we are now arming the population with homemade weapons, and supplying them with literature to stir up that famous old football hooligan spirit. So far, 20% of the population, about 140 million men are armed and ready to defend their land from the oppressive Athkala and Method, whose aggressive actions we wholeheartedly condemn.

In 20 minutes Nicely done!

Originally posted by elijah
We also repeat the call of the former government to any other nation, any friend of Marijuania, to help us in these difficult days.

If they do, Athkala has said it will consider it an unprovoked act of war against it. Marijuania is a member of no alliance, thus any troops defending it have no legitimate reason to be there, and thus would be committing an act of war against Athkalan troops.

Originally posted by elijah
We have also commandeered all Marijuanian starships, thuogh they are of limited strength (in all but sensors, they are not much better than standard craft) due to the refit they were undergoing at the time, they are capable of bombing troops on the ground and the bases and cities of our enemies. The fighters are being modified for ground attack.

Fighters? Non-declared military?

Originally posted by elijah
Because the torps are unarmed at the moment, we have decided to fill them with weed, hopefully that will mellow out the enemy. We have sent the ships to attack the armies, cities and bases of the two attacking nations. If you see some sweet smelling smoke over athkala and method, you know whats happened. They will arrive shortly.

ooc: Love it. That was genius! /ooc

Originally posted by elijah
We emplore Akiria to come to our assistance. The population can hold out for a while, but they are not a trained military, and our ships are nowhere near full strength. They best they can do is act as a giant spliff!

Sadly, due to diplomatic problems with Athkala, the fact that we have implimneted them in the theft of nuclear weapons from Wine (and the fact that we're **** scared of their weapons) Akiria must remain neutral in this conflict. We are sorry to our Marijuanian friends, but at this current time, it is not possible. As Marijuania is no member of any alliance, to intervene would be to declare war unprovoked on Athkala, which Akiria cannot do.

I am sorry, but Akiria cannot help you

Edit: Sorry, stupid coding mistake

[Whaleboy]

"If they do, Athkala has said it will consider it an unprovoked act of war against it."

Not if they merely station troops in Marijuania, defending us only when we are invaded.

"Fighters? Non-declared military?"

Yes. What you going to do? Sue the non existent former government? Desperate situations, desperate measures.

"As Marijuania is no member of any alliance, to intervene would be to declare war unprovoked on Athkala, which Akiria cannot do"

Then we are on our own. We have nearly 50 civilians per one enemy soldier, of those 20 are able to fight effectively. Each citizen has been given a weapon. Though we are less well armed and trained, we have the numerical advantage, and the desire to defend our homeland. The invading infidels will be bludgeoned into the dust. The ships are preparing to deploy their torpedoes. Any nation that assists the aggressors will be bombed with weed too (thats probably an incentive isnt it?).

Our ships are also targetting the enemy soldiers. By the time they reach Marijuania, they will be so stoned, they wont know where they are. Our citizens, after years of heavy weed use, are intolerant to weed, so will be heavily outnumbering stoned troops, who will be either sleeping, or cannibalising each other thanks to the munchies.

Our citizens will fight to the death, they will never accept anything less than the total liberty Marijuania has always given them. They will die on their feet, rather than live on their knees. In this war, should we lose, the fruits of Athkala's and Method's victory, will be hash... i mean ash.

[Whaleboy]

Upon Marijuania's request, we (Oral Fixation), now give half of our armies to Marijuania stationed on their border and cities to train their civilians.

We declare war on Athkala and Method.

We do not have a big army, but what we do have is very well trained and armed, and able to quickly train others, including civilians in the art of combat, both armed and unarmed.

We only have 12 nuclear fusion warheads, but those, as well as some of our airforce, are on its way to attack the Method and Athkalan capital and second cities. Their citizens shall feel the wrath of attacking Marijuania.

We warn Akiria not to get involved, in either side, including in shielding. We estimate that 40% of our warheads will get through their defenses, maybe more for they are small and agile.

Our own nation is on high alert, and more than ready to absorb the invading armies. Marijuania and Oral Fixations are close allies, and stand together in this difficult time, even if certain other nations are too cowardly to fight for what is right.

[Whaleboy]

That was the Oral ambassador speaking in the (now hastilly sandbagged) Marijuanian Parliament House.

The handout of light arms is going smoothly. The enemy will be forced to engage us in the streets, in our houses, were we are familiar and have numerical advantage, as there are no military targets to attack. The Oral soldiers are now rapidly training our civilian men and women, who are willing to fight (now up to about 60% of the population, though some of those are senile or too young, the more guns firing at the enemy, the better). The population are classified under international law as paramilitaries, though that is to do with this revolutionary war government, not the orginial marijuanian government. When we defeat our foes, hopefully this will demonstrate to the naive fools that used to run this nation, how ideals are all well and good, but useless when facing down the wrong end of a gun!

Nonetheless, this will be the fate waiting those who would invade this fine land. Their cities are about to be nuked, their civilians, government and entire economies stoned. Their nations are to be ground to a halt by weed. Their armies will be given such a high dose of marijuana, that they will barely be able to function as humans, let alone soldiers. Delta-9 THC is of course capable of permeating through most plastics and certainly all known gas masks. We expect, due to the strong and prolonged dose, that the enemy soldiers will resort to cannibalism within 4 hours, in a vain effort to try to resolve the munchies.

We shall fight them in houses, we shall fight them in the plazas, and in the shops. We shall never surrender!!

[Method]

though i havn't yet...quite figured out Method's military capacity...i assure you: it's big!

Tea Kaygia will, like akiria, not be participating in any way in this war. it would be inappropriate, useless and moreover, suicidal, as TKG-A has little military to speak of.

Evil, Evil Finland and Yet More Evil Finland have yet to comment

[Whaleboy]

We beg you, all neutral nations, to at least condemn this vile act of aggression against a pacifist (until todays extrenuous circumstances) nation, that never hurt a fly!

If you wont fight with weapons, then at least fight with words? Do what is right, as Martin Luther King said;

"Wars are poor chisels for peaceful tomorrows"

[Urban Ranger]

[OOC]

What are these two countries?

[/OOC]

[Jack_www]

United States of Jackson does not stand for unprovoked attacks, and we will aid ANY NATION THAT IS A VICTOM OF AN UNPROVOKED ATTACK. We are still trying to figure out what in the world is going on. Once that is done we will see what we can do.

[Sheep]

The treaty of Mt.Gravatt will back our friends in Marijiana. In return we would like some of the leaf ourselves.

[Jack_www]

To Marijuania:
From The United States of Jackson:

Greatings. Our government will aid in the defense of your nation. We have currently at sea 3 Carrier Battle Groups on regular patrolls near your nation. They can be there in a weeks time(please tell me were you are on main apolyton map).

We can call up 3 more, but at their current postion and the fact that others will have to come in to replace them, that will take a month to pull off.

As for ground forces, once we have secured the seas and air space arround your nation will ship in the equipe by sea tranport, and fly the men in by Chatered Jets. We are calling up our forces, but again this will take time to complete. Total time for that is about 2 to 3 months. But the forces we can bring in will be massive to say the least, 500,000 ground troops, and 30,000 tanks.

As for the Airforce part. We can fly in 200 F-22, our most advanced jet fighter, for air defense. We can also deploy 20,000 paratroopers, allthough the main task will be guarding the bases that they can be based at if any.

Again it will take some time to pull our forces togather and deploy them, but we will work as fast as we can.
We urge you to hold on as long as you can.

[Drogue]

Originally posted by elijah
Not if they merely station troops in Marijuania, defending us only when we are invaded.

Yes, if they atack Athkalan soldiers, that nation has declare war on Athkala. They are not defending themselves, they are interfering.

Originally posted by elijah
Yes. What you going to do? Sue the non existent former government? Desperate situations, desperate measures.

You can't suddently have military when you have posted that you haven't. You can't militaries that quickly.

Originally posted by elijah
Then we are on our own. We have nearly 50 civilians per one enemy soldier, of those 20 are able to fight effectively. Each citizen has been given a weapon. Though we are less well armed and trained, we have the numerical advantage, and the desire to defend our homeland. The invading infidels will be bludgeoned into the dust. The ships are preparing to deploy their torpedoes. Any nation that assists the aggressors will be bombed with weed too (thats probably an incentive isnt it?).

I hope their wearing uniforms. Attacking for your nation without wearing uniform of that army would break the Geneva convention that the UN signed, while your nation was a member.

Originally posted by elijah
Our ships are also targetting the enemy soldiers. By the time they reach Marijuania, they will be so stoned, they wont know where they are. Our citizens, after years of heavy weed use, are intolerant to weed, so will be heavily outnumbering stoned troops, who will be either sleeping, or cannibalising each other thanks to the munchies.

So we don't have gasmasks?

Originally posted by elijah
Our citizens will fight to the death, they will never accept anything less than the total liberty Marijuania has always given them. They will die on their feet, rather than live on their knees. In this war, should we lose, the fruits of Athkala's and Method's victory, will be hash... i mean ash.

Then they wil die. Athkala has stated it's abhorrence at Marijuania's lack of control. It will not rest until strict authoritarian control has been implimented.

You all defend Marijuania? You allow them to spend nothing on their military, helping their economy, and then bail them out when their miliary is needed? You would waste that for another nation, who is a burden on others.

Jack and UR: Athkala, a friends nation, who cannot post on 'Poly, so I am doing it for them, and The Federation of Method, have declared war on Marijuania, for its lack of order, and its drain on the resources on other countries. All attacks against Athkalan troops will be acts of war, since we have not invaded your nation. Please stay out of this war, it is not your fight. Athkala has recently become a nuclear power, having stolen a nuke from Wine (see terrorism thread) and they have said they will use it against any forces that attack Athkala's. Marijuania will be attacked, we would likeother nations to stay out of it. If not, they will be attacked too. Athkala have never signed up to any non-WMD treaty, and thus will use any measures to achieve their aims.

We urge you to hold on as long as you can.

Thin air can hold for a long time Their people can attack us, but as you've seen in Israel, rocks do not do much damage to tanks.

[Whaleboy]

"break the Geneva convention that the UN signed, while your nation was a member

Our nation never was (you didnt give me the link )

"You can't militaries that quickly"

Indeed. Technically its a paramilitary force, but the people decided to rise up and defend the nation with their own hands, we as the temporary revolutionary government, have decided to help them.

"rocks do not do much damage to tanks"

RPG7's do .

"You all defend Marijuania? You allow them to spend nothing on their military, helping their economy, and then bail them out when their miliary is needed? You would waste that for another nation, who is a burden on others"

We were never a burden on others, never before have we been attacked. Rest assured that when our enemies lie slain on the streets of Marijuania, that the honourable nations that defended us will receive VERY large amounts of the national product, not to mention a complete sharing of all Marijuania's classified information.

You have one nuke, you cannot nuke all of us. Orals nuclear drones will reach geostationary orbit around over the two attacking nations capitals, within 20 minutes of this being written. Upon the first attack on Marijuanian soil, the weapons will degrade their orbits and enter the atmosphere.

"Athkala has stated it's abhorrence at Marijuania's lack of control"

Drogue I do believe that you are godmodding. Just because we have a moderate crime problem does not mean that we are out of control. If you're going to fabricate reasons to go into this phony conflict then at least put some more effort into it. Or preferable dont god mod! What you know about this society is what I and nationstates tells you. We are not an anarchist (in the traditional sense) society, we have control, we have laws, just those are set at the Mill Limit. If you wish to discuss this, call of your troops, and our ambassadors will discuss this in a coffee bar over a blunt.

" All attacks against Athkalan troops will be acts of war"

You have declared war on us. To our knowledge, only Marijuania and Oral Fixation have launched pre-emptive strikes against the troops in transits, and the ability of that nation to make war on us (all of which is allowed by the Mill Limit, we are allowed to attack the fist that is coming to strike us).

"Please stay out of this war, it is not your fight"

If they are defending the attacked, fighting for what they know to be right, and coming to the aid of an ally who has committed no crime, who has been nothing but altruistic, considerate and friendly, then it is everybodies fight. This is a question of an unprovoked attack. We implore all nations in this region to either come to our defence, for together we can easily defeat this war-mongerer, or to at least condemn their acts, as any peace loving nation must surely believe are wrong.

"You allow them to spend nothing on their military"

We spent nothing on our military because we believed war to be wrong, and until now, we believed that if we didnt actively hurt anyone or p!ss them off, then we would not be attacked. We were also under the impression that Akiria had agreed to defend us in the unfortunate situation that we are attacked. A mistaken impression clearly, the largest military power in the region, second largest in the world is clearly too afraid of a smaller nation with a lesser military (who are now defenceless as their troops on en route to Marijuania, hint hint), to fight for what they know to be right, to fight to defend a staunch pacifist, a nation that loves peace (allegedly) refuses to defend another nation that loves peace, an act that is well within even the Mill Limit.

"It will not rest until strict authoritarian control has been implimented"

Bring it on! You will be destroyed, your nations castrated of any military.

We ask the international community to impose sanctions on the two attacking nations, meantime our weed-delivery ships are in the process of attacking the enemy troops in transit, their effectiveness will be clear later. We are of course using conventional warheads too... weed alone will not do the trick. Large blocks of troops, heavily artillery, tanks and ships are the first target.

Remember, you have declared war on Marijuania, your troops are now a legitimate target, and it is tactically unsound not to use every advantage we have, in defence of this innocent nation.

We thank those nations that are coming to our aid. As has been said earlier, you will be granted much contracts for the national leaf, after we present each defending nation with a gift of weed and Marijuanian intellectual information now, and upon our inevitable victory.

Remember our people. 20/30 people, each with a revolver, or shotgun, or hunting rifle, and molotov cocktails (not to mention the obligatory lead pipe, and plastic garden chairs), are more than a match to the one enemy solder that they statistically face.

[Drogue]

Originally posted by elijah
Our nation never was (you didnt give me the link )

You were a UN member, the UN passed that resolution. You can't view old resolutions IIRC. If you can, go find it yourself

Originally posted by elijah
Indeed. Technically its a paramilitary force, but the people decided to rise up and defend the nation with their own hands, we as the temporary revolutionary government, have decided to help them.

I meant the fighters.

Originally posted by elijah
RPG7's do .

So you have no military, no military spending, and no troops, but have rockets

Originally posted by elijah
We were never a burden on others, never before have we been attacked. Rest assured that when our enemies lie slain on the streets of Marijuania, that the honourable nations that defended us will receive VERY large amounts of the national product, not to mention a complete sharing of all Marijuania's classified information.

Very large amounts? Peanuts compared to the cost of war. Besides, it is you, with no army, who will be slain. You think all your people will rise up? You have that much nationalistic pride?

Originally posted by elijah
You have one nuke, you cannot nuke all of us.

The number is undeclared. They stole one nuke but they used that to help their own nuclear project.

Originally posted by elijah
Orals nuclear drones will reach geostationary orbit around over the two attacking nations capitals, within 20 minutes of this being written. Upon the first attack on Marijuanian soil, the weapons will degrade their orbits and enter the atmosphere.

So you'll nuke our countries? Another atrocity We have not launched nuclear attacks yet, but you have!

Originally posted by elijah
Drogue I do believe that you are godmodding.

I don't, are you denying you have a libertarian, Mill Limit nation? Thus you have less control that Athkala would like. Therefore, Athkala has said you do not have enough control. All that was meant was you have a liberal country.

Originally posted by elijah
Just because we have a moderate crime problem does not mean that we are out of control. If you're going to fabricate reasons to go into this phony conflict then at least put some more effort into it. Or preferable dont god mod! What you know about this society is what I and nationstates tells you. We are not an anarchist (in the traditional sense) society, we have control, we have laws, just those are set at the Mill Limit. If you wish to discuss this, call of your troops, and our ambassadors will discuss this in a coffee bar over a blunt.

I wasn't saying about your crime at all, I was not godmodding. You are a Mill Limit society. You have maximum freedom, as you have said. To Athkala, that is not enough control, and thus you have a lack. Have you not stated that you have maximum liberty? That is all I was refering to.

Originally posted by elijah
You have declared war on us. To our knowledge, only Marijuania and Oral Fixation have launched pre-emptive strikes against the troops in transits, and the ability of that nation to make war on us (all of which is allowed by the Mill Limit, we are allowed to attack the fist that is coming to strike us).

Our troops are not in transit, they are being prepared. You have attacked us first, using pre-emtive strike, however we are at war so that would be ok. I was refering to other nations, whom we haven't attacked. If Jackson atacks us, it is committing and act of war.

Originally posted by elijah
If they are defending the attacked, fighting for what they know to be right, and coming to the aid of an ally who has committed no crime, who has been nothing but altruistic, considerate and friendly, then it is everybodies fight. This is a question of an unprovoked attack. We implore all nations in this region to either come to our defence, for together we can easily defeat this war-mongerer, or to at least condemn their acts, as any peace loving nation must surely believe are wrong.

It may be morally right, but it is an act of war. If you attack the troops of a nation that has not attacked you, then you are comitting an act of war. Therefore Athkala urges other nations to stay out.

Originally posted by elijah
We spent nothing on our military because we believed war to be wrong, and until now, we believed that if we didnt actively hurt anyone or p!ss them off, then we would not be attacked.

How naive

Originally posted by elijah
We were also under the impression that Akiria had agreed to defend us in the unfortunate situation that we are attacked. A mistaken impression clearly, the largest military power in the region, second largest in the world is clearly too afraid of a smaller nation with a lesser military (who are now defenceless as their troops on en route to Marijuania, hint hint), to fight for what they know to be right, to fight to defend a staunch pacifist, a nation that loves peace (allegedly) refuses to defend another nation that loves peace, an act that is well within even the Mill Limit.

It may be within the Mill Limit, but it is against international law. We have no legitmate reason to attack Athkala, has no alliance with Marijuania, and we are rightly scared of a nuclear capable nation that is so close to Zetaris and Akiria. Therefore, since it is not our fight, Akiria will remain neutral. If you want an alliance, sign one. If you do not, accept the consequences.

Originally posted by elijah
Bring it on! You will be destroyed, your nations castrated of any military.

Fighting talk.

We ask the international community to impose sanctions on the two attacking nations, meantime our weed-delivery ships are in the process of attacking the enemy troops in transit, their effectiveness will be clear later. We are of course using conventional warheads too... weed alone will not do the trick. Large blocks of troops, heavily artillery, tanks and ships are the first target.[/QUOTE]
You do not have conventional warheads. Youn cannot spend nothing on military, post that you have none, and then decide that this is not true when you are attacked. Stand by what you have written.

Originally posted by elijah
Remember, you have declared war on Marijuania, your troops are now a legitimate target, and it is tactically unsound not to use every advantage we have, in defence of this innocent nation.

Yes, a legitimate target for Marijuania, if any other nation attacks, they will be drawn into the war, and they become targets.

Originally posted by elijah
We thank those nations that are coming to our aid. As has been said earlier, you will be granted much contracts for the national leaf, after we present each defending nation with a gift of weed and Marijuanian intellectual information now, and upon our inevitable victory.

Inevitable, with no military

Originally posted by elijah
Remember our people. 20/30 people, each with a revolver, or shotgun, or hunting rifle, and molotov cocktails (not to mention the obligatory lead pipe, and plastic garden chairs), are more than a match to the one enemy solder that they statistically face.

How did they get those guns? You have no military aside from football hoologans (who wouldn't be armed with shotguns), as you have stated.