Swissy1 Turn Post #3

[Lung]

Oh, and turn 186 to Matthew a few hours ago. Sorry, guys. I fell asleep before i could send it!

[Lung]

Australian resistance slows the English advance, much to the chagrin of St. Jon the evil . Softened by the weak resistance offered by the primitive Native Americans, the ferocious resistance offered by the Australians has shocked the arrogant English soldiers who thought, to their detriment, that they could waltz through the Australian countryside unchallenged. But the Australian troops fight with fury in honour of their great leader, Lung the Legendary. In time, Yatteyatah will return to it's rightful owners, and the English swine shall hang in the town square as a reminder to those who seek to take what is rightfully ours!!!

Turn 188 to Matthew 14 hours ago.

[St Jon]

The onward march of the forces of justice continue. Sad Australian Pikemen sit astride Mountains only to be mown down but the fire power of English Artillery. It is difficult to find any discernable difference twixt the 'Primitives' and the foes that we face now for all exhibit the same lust for English land, have the same pitious military and would have the World believe that England is the aggressor!

Seminole, Melborne and Brisbane are sovereign English Cities and must be returned to their rightful owners. Yattehyatteh was also built upon English soil without permission even being asked, let alone granted, and has therefore simply reverted to it's proper status.

As for the Nordic Barbarians, one can only attempt to stifle a laugh! That it took so many to defeat none is a testament to their feeble strategic overview. Tampere was a very useful source of Gold and contributed to the Moterway Construction Programme of the HEI tremendously. It is sad that it no longer possesses an adequate water supply, food storage facility, any form of light industry or even the most basic of defence facilities. It will indeed be a joy to kill Vikings at will!

Pope Jonus Pious,
Holy English Empire.

[St Jon]

The Nordic Barbarians must indeed desire Bedford greatly. 27 Units massed against a single City does indeed indicate a single-minded resolve but, will they be enough? It looks as though the citizens will be very busy burying Scandanavian corpses!

England is delighted to have tasted the delights of your 'Gold Coast' but will steer clear of the perverted idea of Australian 'Paradise', even if it only be for Surfers.

Pope Jonus Pious,
HEE.

[St Jon]

Turn to 'The Legendarily Loathsome Lung'.

Nordic corpses litter the fields of Bedford! How quickly 27 can become 18 and with the Australian 'Rabble' in full flight before the might of English 'Justice' what hope has the Barbarian Alliance?

Pope Jonus Pious,
HEE.