Lung's Long List of BirdMan Alter-Egos

[Lung]

As some of you may be aware, i have been straining to come up with new names for BirdMan, continuing a tradition started by the mostly absent Max Webster. While it's getting harder to come up with new names every day, i am actually rather proud of some. Also, so i don't regurgitate old names, i thought it best to just create a thread for me to keep track of, and for others to poke fun at BirdBrain Feel free to offer suggestions for future name-calling The only requirement is that the name preferably come in two parts - the first being the name of some sort of bird, fictional or otherwise; and the second being a part of anatomy or feature that could be applied to that particular bird.

TheBirdMan alternative names:

1) Tweety (thanks, Max Webster)
2) BirdBrain (thanks again, Max)
3) BirdFace
4) BirdDude
5) Sulphur-Crested Sapsucker
6) BudgieBrain
7) GalahBrain
8) CockatooBrain
9) BirdBreath
10) VultureBreath (my all-time favourite )
11) BeakFace
12) PelicanFeatures
13) Sulphur-CrestedCockatooFace
14) ParrotBrain
15) The original SapSucker
16) ChookLegs
17) Tawny-FrogmouthFace
18) EmuFace
19) BatPenis
20) BatBreath
21) FlamingoFace
22) IbisBeak
23) SparrowFart
24) PigeonPoop
25) DodoBrain
26) CrowCrap
27) WoodpeckerPecker
28) The WoopWoopBird
29) BudgieBottom
30) DodoDonger
31) SwanSchlong
32) MuttonbirdMuttondagger
33) GangGangGoolies
34) SwallowCock
35) FinchFart
36) Feather-beaked Pimple Picker (courtesy RicketyClick)
37) TuiTwat
38) KookaburraCrap
39) PloverPenis
40) EgretArse
41) CurrawongCrap
42) AlbatrossArse
43) KiteCrap
44) PteredactylTackle
45) PelicanPubes
46) Willy-WagtailWilly
47) PeeweePeewee
48) DrumstickLegs
49) EmuEyebrows
50) CassowaryCrap
51) FlamingBirdFart (altered BirdMan contribution)

Can i make 100? Of course i can! The number of insults that can be hurled at BirdBrain is endless!!!

[Frozzy]

FinchFart.

[Maquiladora]

Just some ideas for you

ChickenButt
PenguinChops
TurkeyNeck
SparrowNawks
SwallowCock (2 birds with 1 stone there )

[Lung]

Thanks, guys! I promise to use each and every one of them!

SwallowCock is especially good It's a perfectly legitimate name, and conjures images BirdMan would not at all like associated with him

Keep up the good work

[blackice]

Watch out Quinns my chastise you for name calling....
Kidding maybe :0)

BIRD (Lev. 11:13-20). When offered in sacrifice, they were not divided as other victims were...

[TheBirdMan]

Should the one, comming from the CTP-legend WesWhittaker be forgotten?????

That is WOODSTOCK ( !!!! !!! !!!!!!!!! !! !!!! !!!! !!! )

[Flandrien]

Moosebird

[blackice]

[Frozzy]

TuiTwit

[Lung]

TuiTwat, perhaps?

[Lung]

Sorry guys, but GangGangGoolies popped into my head this morning, so your fine suggestions will have to wait! And yes, Gang Gang is a real bird, and if you don't know what goolies are, i ain't sayin'! Actually, the Gang Gang is a rather silly looking cockatoo with a head like a robber's dog!

[Flandrien]

Very well.

Let's do alter ego's for da Lungster then :

Lung cancer
Flungky Kong
ole dirty mouth
...

[MOBIUS]

Originally posted by Maestro
Very well.

Let's do alter ego's for da Lungster then

You asked for that, TB Bait...

[Lung]

Originally posted by Maestro
ole dirty mouth
...

That'd be me, alright!

Now that i have that particular reputation, how about GalahGonads? Willy-WagtailWilly? AlbatrossArse? CockCock? WoodpeckerWoody? PelicanPubes?

I better up the bribes to keep Solver from banning me

[Frozzy]

Stop with the headbashing!

Solver won't be too pleased Lung

Better start begging before Solv starts the bashing