The following classified memo has been provided to CNN by an anonymous source:
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From: COMSUBLANT
To: SACLANT
Joint Chiefs
POTUS
Re: Operation Boomerang
Operation Boomerang was a complete success 12 Skinny (a/k/a Egyptian) SURF ships engaged and neutralized. Sub threat unknown.
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Other Operation Grand Slam News:
Another Skinny SOTL was sunk off the North American coast. Brave American fighter pilots had to avoid a barrage of RPGs launched as anti aircraft artilliary, but scored a kill.
An Assyrian offensive in North East Asia was halted.
SEATO calls upon the Artibus pact to lay down their weapons and surrender
All soldiers who surrender will not be harmed and will be treated humanely.
BTW Turn to SEATO Ally Genghis Khan
**********************************************
From: COMSUBLANT
To: SACLANT
Joint Chiefs
POTUS
Re: Operation Boomerang
Operation Boomerang was a complete success 12 Skinny (a/k/a Egyptian) SURF ships engaged and neutralized. Sub threat unknown.
**********************************************
Other Operation Grand Slam News:
Another Skinny SOTL was sunk off the North American coast. Brave American fighter pilots had to avoid a barrage of RPGs launched as anti aircraft artilliary, but scored a kill.
An Assyrian offensive in North East Asia was halted.
SEATO calls upon the Artibus pact to lay down their weapons and surrender
![surrender](https://apolyton.net/core/images/smilies/surrender.gif)
![I said do it!!](https://apolyton.net/core/images/smilies//doitnow3.gif)
BTW Turn to SEATO Ally Genghis Khan
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