Touchy Subject

[blackice]

http://www.davemcnally.com/lyrics/FrankZappa/NanookRubsIt.asp

ok heh I deserved this

*(Well, right about that time people
A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial)

Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) )
And he started into whippin' on my favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snowshoe)*

I said, with a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, "Peekaboo"
I said, with a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, "Peekaboo"
He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal
he went "whap" with a lead-filled snowshoe, and
he hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he
that got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. So I bent down
and I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous
mitten-ful of the deadly *YELLOW SNOW*

The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!

Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous
circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
here it goes,the circular motion, now Rub It!

*(Here Fido)*

And then
In a fit of anger
I pounced

And I pounced again

Great Googly Moogly!

I jumped up and down on the chest of the him

I injured
The fur trapper

Well he was very upset, as you can understand
And rightly so, because the
Deadly yellow snow crystals had
Deprived him of his
Sight

And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said

"I can't see"
"I can't see"
"Oh, woe is me"
"I can't see"

"Well.....you know
I can't see
Nothin'"

"He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee
I mean the doggie wee-wee
Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily"

Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about
his deflicted eyes. And it was at that precise moment that he remembered
and ancient Eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is that
they write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes
as the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named
Nanook,
the only way you can get it fixed up is to go

Trudging across the tundra
Mile after mile
Trudging across the tundra

Right down to the parish of St. Alphonzo

For lung

[Gavrushka]

The above is an excerpt from the book 'Memoirs of a Canadian', author Blackice, available at all Good Bookstores... Get yours today ....

[blackice]

Nanook Rubs It Lyrics From Frank Zappa Apostrophy Album all rights reserved. Lol Gav he was an AMERICAN But a F***ing good sound writter, musician all round good guy

Ok lets sign Catholic girls with their cute little mustash....

Or:


Dirty Love Lyrics

Give me
Your dirty love
Like you might surrender
To some dragon in your dreams

Give me
Your dirty love
Like a pink donation
To the dragon in your dreams

I don't need your sweet devotion
I don't want your cheap emotion
Just whip me up some dragon lotion
For your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Like some tacky little pamphlet
In your daddy's bottom drawer

Give me
Your dirty love
I don't believe you have ever seen
That book before

I don't need no consolation
I don't want your reservation
I only got one destination
An' that's your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Just like your mama
Make her fuzzy poodle do

Give me
Your dirty love
The way your mama
Make that nasty poodle chew

I'll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
I'll just put you in a coma
With some dirty love

THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)




Ya gotta love Frank

[Seige]

It's not Frank who bothers me. It's Moon Unit and Dweezel I worry about.

[faded glory]

Is this some kind of Canadian Music???


IF so, can you guys pleaaaasee come and get Alanis Morisette


I think you left her here

[Seige]

Yeh, okay Faded. As soon as you explain what you've been doing with our Bare Naked Ladies!!

[berXpert]

'Ora si que la chingamos

Chale ñeros, la neta no se que tranza con ustedes, imagÃnense que la siguiente vez les llegue en pocho sus mensajes del CTP, ni con el mejor traductor lograrÃan entender... pa'que les digo.

Ya dejen de fumar mota.

BlakcIce vete alivianando,} yo tengo que reventarme a huevo el
CTP en ingles y la neta no me late... pero ya que, es parte de la diversión.

[faded glory]

man berX. Either your spanish is wrong, or this transalator is ****ed up!

' Or if that the chingamos

Chale ñeros, the net one that tranza with you, imagÃnense who the following time arrive in pocho their messages to them from the CTP, nor with the best translator would manage to understand... páque I do not say myself to them.

They already let smoke speck.

BlakcIce vetoes lightening, } I must burst to egg the CTP to me in ingles and the net one does not bark to me... but since, it is part of the diversion. .

[blackice]

Quiénes son los chingamos?


¿Amperio hora ber usted es los marihuanos? ¿Usted tiene gusto de quemar del coliflor tostar, motivosa? estoy chingado


¡Recuerde el cruda del la del evite, borracho del permanezca!

[Gavrushka]

Originally posted by faded glory
man berX. Either your spanish is wrong, or this transalator is ****ed up!

Oh dear, I must be ill..... It makes perfect sense to me!!

[faded glory]

err...shouldnt chiganos transalate?

and this?


"They already let smoke speck. "

Wtf does that mean?



keep reading..

"BlakcIce vetoes lightening, } I must burst to egg the CTP to me in ingles and the net one does not bark to me... but since, it is part of the diversion. . "







Burst egg the CTP to me in ingles? and the net one doesnt bark to me?


dude your sick....let me get you some Thera-Flu

[faded glory]

wooohooo...im waiting for solver to move to this to the Off-Topic again

[berXpert]

I'm going to try to correct in spanish what Ice wrote:


Quiénes son los chingamos?
¿Quiénes nos chingamos?

¿Amperio hora ber usted es los marihuanos? ¿Usted tiene gusto de quemar del coliflor tostar, motivosa? estoy chingado
¿Pero ahora ber eres tu el mariguano? ¿Te gusta quemar hierva? que chinga

¡Recuerde el cruda del la del evite, borracho del permanezca!
Recuerde para evitar la cruda ¡permanezca borracho!



BTW smoke marihuana don't make "cruda"

[berXpert]

I was trying to show you that Ice have a point here, even with the best translator a lot of messages have not meaning.

In a game some guy sent me his turn in german... he sent me a gift and I rejected it 'cos I didn't knew wich button press next turn I click other button and now I accepted it.

If you want to know what I wrote I'll try best:

1. Spanish
2. Translator
3. My translation (awful I think)

1. 'Ora si que la chingamos
2. Or if that the chingamos
3. We had a problem here (this is f***ed)

1. Chale ñeros, la neta no se que tranza con ustedes, imagÃnense que la siguiente vez les llegue en pocho sus mensajes del CTP, ni con el mejor traductor lograrÃan entender... pa'que les digo.

2. Chale ñeros, the net one that tranza with you, imagÃnense who the following time arrive in pocho their messages to them from the CTP, nor with the best translator would manage to understand... páque I do not say myself to them.

3. Come on guys, I don't know what's wrong with you, could you imagine next time you got a CTP turn all written in "pocho" (my spanish), nor with the best translator would manage to understand... why I said more.



1.Ya dejen de fumar mota.
2.They already let smoke speck.
3.Stop smoking marihuana

1.BlakcIce vete alivianando,} yo tengo que reventarme a huevo el
CTP en ingles y la neta no me late... pero ya que, es parte de la diversión.

2.BlakcIce vetoes lightening, } I must burst to egg the CTP to me in ingles and the net one does not bark to me... but since, it is part of the diversion.

3.Take it easy BlackIce, I had to play (forced) CTP in english and you know what I don't like it very much... but what the hell, it's part of the fun


You need a better translator

[TheBirdMan]

This MUST NEVER be moved to Off-Topic

If so, every Apolytoners would know, that we are completely insane .



On the other hand - they already knows about me and Faded.....

So what the heck !